haha thanks

every day is a blessing chat

going to start being positive from now on

fun fact: all games of paper football end in scorigami

white noise is so fire i could listen to it all night long

if you dont have anything smart to say you can just bitch and gripe and no one will know the difference

we all have cartilage and i just think thats beautiful

pissing rn but it's all going to waste, straight down the toilet. shameful country we live in

banning head shop gummies is a low fuckin blow tbh. gay and retarded no cap

yoo we could make such a funny home video rn just take your clothes off

realizing i had like 3 strokes in my 20s that i thought were just anxiety attacks

i just cant fathom being against trannys or weed, certainly not both

shits so fucked im in a cell compulsively gorging myself on doritos and mountain dew going "haha gamerrrrrrr" over and over

according to legend, the first to post was, in fact, gay. a "fag" in the parlance of the time

goddamn i hate this country

officiating in the nfl is so gambling-core this year

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"sarcasm doesnt translate over text" mantra of the credulous moron

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when u rest u charge up maximal energy. something i didnt know

watch it happen kid

if you make a bet on one of those futures markets or w/e that gambling is going to get reregulated by a certain time, will it pay out if ur right

asking the guy at the gun store if he has any reccs for someone just getting into murder-suicides

the internet's main problem is that realistically no human being should be exposed regularly to anyone dumber than a coworker or maybe an uncle. but no. it's every day here

imagine having a mental health problem literally just think something else

being polite online

watched air bud w/ wife last nite. still cant believe that dog could hoop

every age ive ever been = too old for fun or good times

i like gui tar

i knew my depression was bad when the highlight of my week became rooting for the jacksonville jaguars

has anyone else noticed that it hurts to have a heart

players and coaches love to talk about playing complimentary football but last i checked you still gotta pay to go watch the dang thing! what da heck

my coworker just hit the sickest naruto run i didnt get any pics unfortunately so yall just gotta believe me

*holds towel over your face and forces you to listen to ass wipe ad reads*

i used to have Many laughs now i have None

dude i wanna jump on a trampoline soo bad

conservatives please be advised you are being honeypotted to florida i repeat you are being honeypotted to florida. do not come here, it's not safe

if u identify with a generation u are a cop. severely

no one suffers like me except for other people

i would like to be stoned please

lowkey think america is making me a psycho. like a psycho from america if u will. i should make a movie about this

dont talk to me about mandela effect i s2g i will erase all evidence of your existence and everyone you knew will be like "i just know this guy existed, i can't be making this up"

tfw u did nothing wrong and get punished constantly and relentlessly for it <<<<<

im convinced that "leftist" is not a word

consulting a lawyer about a suicide pact

absolute unchecked power would go so hard

if you saw the vision you saw division 💯

no buddy cares what you think retart

i bet it would feel so good to commit horrifying acts of violence rn

being paid infinite money to teach pro athletes synonyms for "execution"