Trying to stop technology is a losing effort. Data centers aren't, in themselves, a bad thing. There is such an easy alternative: require all data centers to be zero-emission. It's not hard, Apple has been doing it with their data centers for about 15 years now.

Epic headline, this one is an all-timer

Playing Alien: Isolation, which is really just a high stakes game of hide & seek with a xenomorph

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

The Nintendo shop’s download speed is the kind of thing only Nintendo is allowed to get away with. Every other store is SO MUCH faster

I check in on Twitter every so often to make sure I don't have any outstanding messages, and... this is what they think I'm interested in, apparently

my god this red sox team is unwatchable

a legendary quote for all the wrong fucking reasons i can't even, just holy shit every time you think the world bottoms out, you're wrong

i mean, it wouldn't NOT be funny if the Knicks lost four in a row after the president showed up

what are we even doing

The Lynx keep sending me ticket sales, but limit the ticket purchases to two at a time. So guess who ISN'T buying Lynx tickets? Such a stupid way to undermine yourselves.

The lady sitting in the Minnetonka dmv wearing a t shirt that reads “RADICAL LEFT LUNATIC.” is my favorite person today

I was ready to call for the immediate DFA of Megill if he took that glorious win from Ashby

i just can't even that the two biggest musical frauds of my lifetime - milli vanilla and c&c music factory - are on the same bill for this thing. is it even funny? it's so on the nose, maybe it *can't* be funny

i actually love it when older/retired athletes do this

ouch

It's super weird that six MLB teams have Memorial Day off, right? I really don't understand what the hell they're thinking with these schedules

While I’m uncertain which elevator I want to ride, I know which one I DON’T want

god have mercy on the soul of the manager here

we’re all cheering for Ashby to win 20, right?

this is like that scene in heat where robert de niro and al pacino sit at the restaurant table, except al pacino is actually ronald mcdonald

what the FUCK is going on with the ads I'm seeing lately?

the real question we all need to be asking is what @aarongleeman.bsky.social and @johnbonnes.bsky.social did to Simeon Woods Richardson and Matt Wallner at that Winter Meltdown. Poison? A hex? We need to know the answers

now i'm concerned there's a problem with my toes

omfg valve is the gold standard of companies

I'm going to be in Milwaukee on Saturday to watch the Brewers and Twins, join us if you're there!

It's so fucking aggravating that I have to use X, much less promote it because it's the only fucking place you can find MiLB highlight videos.

Well, I just cancelled The Athletic. It occurred to me that while I still like many of the writers, they have no Brewers beat, and Aaron Gleeman just left the Twins beat. Why would I keep paying them $75 a year?

Mixtape is transformative and I’m 99.9% sure it’s the best video game I will play in 2026

I’m five minutes into playing the new game Mixtape and my face is going to melt if this keeps up. FUCKING INCREDIBLE

This is why the internet exists, if elliott smith wrote and sang pound town www.instagram.com/reels/DWSHU_...

I was using shorthand to type something out, and just discovered the abbreviation of "Save The Date" is STD. So there's only a 46% chance I'll be using that going forward

pat murphy is a gem

this is satire, it has to be, it's too perfect

The Brewers rotation of Jacob Misiorowski, That Guy, Who Dat, Mr Man, and Lefty (I think) is showing real promise

There is a pitching prospect in the Mets system named Hoss Brewer. Grade-A, absolute top shelf baseball name

Before you lament the lack of Chinese EVs in the US, read this. As usual, Ars nails it. arstechnica.com/cars/2026/05...

you can tell the state of my declining mental health from how stupid my headlines become

I am living my best life. The only teams I haven't watched in 2026 are the Yankees, Dodgers, and Cardinals (watching the Cubs/Phillies game right now).

I used Photoshop's AI tools for the very first time today, and to my complete and utter shock, they're absolute garbage

pretty much every morning i wake up, and the first thing i think is "i hope today is the day google makes it easier to see and access gemini results, i need more of that in my life"

this seems very legit, i should give this person all of our money

MLB watch stats are fun, but there's either a huge delay or they're wildly inaccurate. I think it's the latter. The Padres are playing the Angels, and the Brewers are playing the Marlins, yet I've "watched" neither team.

booking a train to MKE for a watch party next month, and the Amtrak website works exactly as well as you'd expect it to

brilliant article jayscentre.com/news-rumors/...

What the actual fuck? I really enjoyed Anderson. I worked just a few blocks from Edison Field in 2002. I literally watched the Angels win the World Series while at Disneyland.

Curious how ABS is working? This is an interesting read on the numbers: diamondcentric.net/news-rumors/...

Mason Miller has broken baseball. He has a negative FIP. No, for reals. www.fangraphs.com/players/maso...

you won't believe this one small trick to fix the orioles' city connects

every word in this sentence is a fresh, new surprise you don't see coming