i want this hat, but without all the spring training garbage on it brewerfanatic.com/news-rumors/...

these olympic gold medal hockey games are living up to their billings holy moly

baseball-reference tweaked its layout and it damned near gave me a seizure, i've grown so accustomed to the old layout

I’m in Atlanta and in my giant hotel a young girls’ dance competition is happening. I’m basically surrounded by everything I hate about this country; these people are gross, this is gross, I hateeeeeeee it

I couldn’t remember the name of the skeleton event so I’ve convinced my eight year old it’s called “extreme sledding”

has anyone else ever noticed how close "ESPN" is to being an abbreviation for "enshittification"?

It's funny how late-career players so drastically impact how we remember those players. For example, from 1984 to 1989, Tony Gwynn stole 206 bases.

it's 2026, right? www.freep.com/story/sports...

and democrats wonder why they lose all the fucking time

People can (rightfully) trash AI when it's used to create what *should* be human-generated content, but it's really good at some of the worst shit people have to do. Spent the day writing prompts so that AI tallies how much to pay our contributors, leaving me open to do... literally anything else.

Catherine O'Hara died? Oh fuck off, world

Prime's ad frequency in Fallout is basically at broadcast network levels. Yet more enshittification from one of the worst offenders.

it's really sad that i see something like this and my first thought is "a rogue staffer got hold of chuck's twitter account!"

objectively, it's pretty funny that dhs invaded Minnesota on the pretense that we are uncooperative oh boy, that didn't go great for them

This country needs to keep up this anger because it's terrible about following through on putting bastards in jail for political crimes. One of the biggest mistakes this country made in its history was not cutting the testicles off every fucking slaveholder in the south after the war.

me reading my inbox today as it's flooded by whiny snowflakes crying about us "getting political"

Twins Daily replaced its front page with an ICE Out message today, and my inbox is exactly what you expect it would be

This is why I stopped taking the Hall of Fame seriously ages ago. Sure, vote for a guy linked to several gross scandals, but GOD FORBID do not vote for anyone who stuck a needle in their own butt. It's borderline incomprehensible. The BBWAA is such a fucking circle jerk.

white conservatives today

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have purchased the Tampa Bay Rays and traded the entire organization to the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for RHP Paul Skenes

lol vidal fucking brujan

me: hey chatgpt, create a map with baseball logos on it chatgpt, obviously very drunk: sure buddy here ya go *hic*

some days it's incredible that i stopped drinking the fucking mercator projection is why we're talking about greenland holy fuck, just get me off this planet

The MiLB website has changed most of its search functionality over to what MLB uses on its primary site. And it sucks, because it prioritizes an entirely different portion of the site, Major League Baseball.

@outofthevines.bsky.social Hey can you DM me? Would love to have a conversation about Cubs coverage with you. Thanks!

the washington wizards have the largest organizational gap between logo quality and franchise quality

does maduro have the epstein files? because I still haven't seen them.

everything about everything is so fucking stupid can we just stop please

Despite gale-force headwinds as social media continues to be outright hostile to independent creators, DiamondCentric grew from 3.2m unique visitors in 2024 all the way up to 4.4m in 2025.

no YOU seem suspicious motherfucker

it breaks my heart to see Sinclair fail this spectacularly awfulannouncing.com/local-networ...

well okay

holy shit the pitt is… fuck, man

i feel like we're just not talking enough about reo speedwagon nowadays

me when the brewers target a pitcher in trade

a really nice piece on how Jose Berrios is better than the way he's being talked about jayscentre.com/news-rumors/...

i hope that somewhere out there, jeff kent is popping a wheelie in celebration (i'm also okay if he breaks his wrist doing so because he seems like a real dickhead)

at this point, i'm legitimately surprised when a team tries to trade for a brewers reliever

ugh

the pirates have never signed a free agent to a guaranteed $40m contract unbelievable if MLB truly wants long-term health, they need to force a bunch of these fucking jokers out of ownership

I’m not a soccer fan and I’ve known fifa is the fucking worst for years; how does the world not already know this about them

when am I going to be able to vote for 50 cent for public office don’t even care which office, just get this man into government

i'm not cheering for the reds or anything, but lol at schwarber's bat playing in great american www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/12/late...

just got an email about changes to our amazon server support. my first reaction was "ugghhhhhhh now we have to PAY for AI bullshit?" And voila, from the email! "AWS Business Support+ transforms your support experience by combining the power of generative AI with AWS's technical expertise."

if the twins were smarter, they'd be so fucking embarrassed by themselves twinsdaily.com/minnesota-tw...

James Hong. You get everything from Chinatown to Blade Runner to Airplane! to Turning Red.

watching my first football game in probably 6-8 years forgot how everything about football is a conservative wankfest oh and extra problematic betting ads

rick porcello ended his career with 18.8 rWAR that's so much lower than i expected

this piece is such a great read! royalskeep.com/kansas-city-...

i like to give AI random tasks, like re-working this image I created in photoshop yesterday, and then mocking it when it does a terrible job