Closing ceremony was in an arena built in 30 AD but we can’t renovate the Smith Center

Narrator: it was

Saw a Boozer twin at Target. Hope that’s not a bad omen.

Through 5 games: 1Q +21 2Q +53 3Q +30 4Q +9 @uncwbb Janky 2Qs™️ have been notably absent thus far this season.

My goal this season is to not learn which Boozer is the good one

There’s no way all of these children gave the Rams Club more than I did 😆

Tyler Hansbrough turning 40 today and some of y’all still calling him Hansboro

Me to a new college basketball season 🏀

Been a while since we could say things could be worse for UNC Football. But right now… could be worse

Kris Jenkins shot was his fault

I’m very frustrated.

Palm lightly on the hair: flagrant Elbow to the face: no foul

Regardless of how the rest of the season goes, the change in UNC MBB between the Clemson game and now is incredible and I wish I could read an Adam Lucas book about it.

If Ven-Allen keeps this up I'm gonna need a headband

Just glanced at the TV and saw a ND guy get a technical and Micah Shrewsberry clearly say “fucking stupid” and I just love the ACCT

Rough finish but that was a lot more fun than I expected.

I remember when I wasn’t gonna get my hopes up.

Nobody makes me “oh jeez…. OH MY GOODNESS” like RJ Davis

No idea what the second half is going to be like, but the version of Carolina we’ve seen lately is very fun and I really want to see them play more.

WOWWWW

I am once again asking for Duke to miss some shots

EFFORT I LOVE IT

Oh, Elliot. Bless your heart.

Notre Dame, don’t you dare.

Shout out to the Cameron Indoor concession lady who said that my eyes match my shirt and that must be the only reason I wear this color because I look too sweet to be one of “them” 😆

If you score 100 in Florida you get biscuits with little paper umbrellas in them

State game was the opposite of that. This was extremely fun.

To me the UNC MBB blowout loss at Clemson feels a lot like the football loss at BC in terms of being a breaking point for the fanbase. I have a lot of patience for trying hard and coming up short, but that’s not what we saw.

Positivity challenge: (1) Jay Williams’ suit is nice. (2) The Crazies look bored. (3) New scoreboard is cool.

I wish I drank

We thought the 2021-2022 season was a wrap after dropping a tough one to Pitt, but it turned out alright.

Early #Unrivaled impression: entertaining af!

Pence: And your president never tried to have you killed…? Gore: No, dude, that was weird

So you’re telling me the first half doesn’t have to be a miserable experience? Weird.

CADEAU CADID THAT

ELLIOT OH MYYYYY

Ian Jackson in transition

That Cadeau-Davis-Jackson connection felt like a peek at what this team can be.

A halftime lead? In this economy?

Rough day for Ven-Allen. I hate that.

It’s gotta be weird to beat a team from your same city that badly and then like… run into them at Target

Well, he did just have a birthday.

Kinda feels like our AAU team decided to play up and it’s not working out.

Grace Townsend: very fast

Chapel Bill, I reckon.

GDTBATH 🐏 🏆

OLIVIA THOMAS

We’re gonna do this Belichick thing, aren’t we.

If Dabo mentions god 5+ times in the postgame interview he can bear a little false witness as a treat