Growing older is seeing grey hairs in your moustache. Aging gracefully is knowing there's a lot of dirty folk that find that hot.

It's a very surreal thing I did today. RP partner wanted a reference for how thick Kimble is. I could not for the life of me think of something that fits, until I realized the measurement is almost exactly as wide around as one of our fire hoses. There's a word for what I am but I'm not sure what.

So I'm in a furry server with some friends of friends. Post some stuff I like and they're all "Ugh her back" and "Those are so unrealistic". I pointed out all of our shared interests revolve around animals with humanoid features. There was a lot of arguing after that

GF didn't immediately say no to anal. We're so back boys!

Just spent the whole evening with my God daughters playing Pokemon. I ain't beating the Dad energy allegations ever again

Today in Paramedic School: "If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, put a needle in it"

Found out apparently they have a furcon in Denver and I gotta admit I'm rabidly curious

So today in medic school I learned giraffes get intubated with comically long ET tubes and that tickles me for some reason.

I'm getting called more Dad-like as the years go on, which makes sense, but damn if it doesn't make me FEEL old!

So I finally got around to playing Atlyss

God I live in such a beautiful state

I've noticed a great deal of giraffe sonas have a weight kink. I'm not judging I'm just wondering if I missed a page in the manual

So I know I don't exactly have a huge platform but if you read this: Please don't wait until the last second before calling for medical services. It is much easier to treat chest, a lot harder to treat cardiac arrest.

Oh dear God I'm getting the itch to play Stardew again. I'm busy man!!!

Had a call today. Not only did I see the biggest head wound I have ever seen, this absolute unit of a human being has drank a gallon of Vodka. A GALLON! This man should be dead from this wound and he just fucking stands up by himself and stumbles to the sink to wash off. This man deserves a medal!

So just to keep things posting while we wait for more giraffe fun. I do have a few other sonas to show every so often! This one is from a favorite game of mine and she seems to be popular amongst some folks. This is O'Dette Can't remember who did this but Ill tag em if I remember

To all the folks that follow, thank you very much for an awesome first few months on here. I'm not always the best at keeping up with social networks so I appreciate the attention! Merry Christmas or whatever ya celebrate and look forward to a wonderful 2025!

First World Problems: Weekends right before Xmas we get a lot of cookies and sweets. Like a lot a lot. If you ever want to be the hero of your local fire station around Xmas? Veggie platters and breads. Extra points for meat platters!

So I've been super busy with some stuff I'll go into later but I haven't made a post in awhile so today you get to hear about "Big Boy". Call comes in for someone having difficulty breathing. We get down and this man is about 6'7" and easily 300 lbs. We start to check him out and he talks, very

A quick little Xmas pic from @thatfreckles.bsky.social Really happy with this festive himbo

Had a call this morning. Sweet old 90 something this morning. Poor thing slipped and cracked her noggin open. Was checking her eyes for brain injury and she looks at me and says "You have the most beautiful eyes!" Ma'am thank you but you are bleeding heavily.

So this was a piece I'd been meaning to get for awhile. A lot of folks don't know there are a great deal of local variance in fire gear. So had to put Kimble in some to show what I usually wear 🎨 @zombiekinq.bsky.social

Y'know I've always considered getting into vore, but then again it seems like a lot to swallow

If anyone ever wonders about the dumb calls we get, I just got sent to a house because of "smell of flatulence" That's right! I got dispatched because some folks smelled a bad fart

I'll post my periodic pics from time to time as I get em. Have a "tastefully" nude Kimble. Art credit goes to @estebamilk.bsky.social

Y'know I'm in the best shape of my life. I'm feeling fantastic and I can say my health is amazing. Turning the font on here to large made me feel fucking ancient

Decided to finally make one of these for the sake of a little personal experiment. I'll be posting my art here soon. As the name implies I'm a firefighter and wouldnt mind a place to vent about my troubles and post some of the cool art I get! Looking forward to meeting folks!