Love Meg so much she got me defending klay Thompson on comment sections and idk shit about basketball. She will not pick me.

Guys what do I do now 🧍🏾‍♀️I’m gonna miss this hyperfixation, it was a fun one

I am unreasonably proud of all of the callbacks and innuendos I was able to shove into that fic lmfaooooo Right Hand Man came to me as the title in a stroke of genius I’m so happy with that 💀💀💀

The fruit of my ocean’s eleven hyperfixation 🫴 Please enjoy 🥺 archiveofourown.org/works/74665066

Just saw someone on tiktok put discussion questions in the end notes of their fic and I unironically love that 💀💀💀💀💀💀 Maybe if I ever write another crack fic I’ll do that as a shitpost or something

O11 fic done!! Going up soon AHHH I’m so proud

Thinking about Rusty

I’ve officially managed to keep my room clean for a month. The war is over 🙂‍↕️

I’ll admit I’ve been thinking of a zsz au for the movie flipped. But I won’t write that. I do, however, really want to watch the movie again lol

I should’ve clocked my crush here

I’m looking up edits of Rusty on TikTok 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I am suffering I hate this so much

Okay. Remember how I said writing a fic would get this out of my system? I think I made it worse, actually 😭😭😭😭 someone help.

The reason why this crush is so bad is because it’s for a character in a dead fandom with not nearly enough fics 🧍🏾‍♀️

Yk. I think I’ve been in denial about my crush on this character but I think this is too damning to ignore. I hate it here 😭 no offense to blonds but having two of them on my fictional roster now is just 🧍🏾‍♀️

I love when Rusty sits with one leg crossed over the other and he bounces his foot

The way Danny gets hotter over the course of the movie actually needs to be studied because by the end of the film I’m always like “damn I was unfamiliar with your game” idk I think it’s the short sleeves and the tussled hair during the heist

Best part of fandom is watching oomf get a new hyperfixation. And the funny thing is I am thinking of a few people in mind rn but this can also apply to myself 💀

It should be required to watch ocean’s eleven through a yaoi lens in schools

I need to stop arguing with people on reddit

Spent 10m going through my ao3 history to find a fic I really liked that I read literally a year and ten days ago because I didn’t wanna ask anyone if they knew it 💀

Does anyone know any ships with a similar dynamic as Danny and Rusty from ocean’s eleven. Lmfao I will join your fandom, lmk

I remember thinking basher’s accent wasn’t great when I first watched o11 but I wasn’t like, appalled by it. And now I’ve gotten to the point where I think it’s so awful, it makes the movie accidentally more funny 💀💀

I want to add in a poker innuendo about raising so bad but I think this is not the time or the place for a joke that dumb 😭 I want to add it sooooo bad even though it kills the mood completely 💀

I feel like writing an analysis of the poker scene on tumblr at this point because I need somewhere to put all of the knowledge I can’t put into this fic lmfao

Also does anyone else think about Rusty drove from California to New Jersey to pick up Danny from prison

You ever think about how the “all reds” poker hand in ocean’s eleven has exactly 2 hearts. One of them, a Jack, which represents Rusty’s position and a 9, representing new beginnings which is also the rank Danny collects as a four-of-a-kind hand because I do. I’m thinking lots of things 💀

I have to say. I’ve now watched the poker scene in oceans eleven a vast amount of times. And I think it’s so cute each time Rusty says “boatloads” LMFAOOO I can’t explain it.

At this point I’m just hoarding movie and TV scripts on my phone 😅

Okay I got thwarted by life but the ocean’s eleven fic is very much happening and if I can get up tmr I’ll be very very happy

Okay. That scene where Rusty is talking to the bartender and tells him he’s running away with his wife is funny. But made me realize that he spends his intro scenes being not listened to. It’s like no one gets him or hears him. Then Danny comes in, and reads his mind for the rest of the film

I wrote up the prompts I'm going to use for December. 31 days of writing something short, no pressure, no overthinking and posting anyway. It's an effort to kill a little of the perfectionism plaguing me and you're more than welcome to join. Be imperfect on purpose with me. #31imperfectdays

Ugh love when Rusty holds a glass of whiskey neat up to his cheek like he’s nursing a wound

Danny asking “have you seen him” and Frank knowing exactly who he’s referring to. Please 🙄

I told myself I would get some work done today before I watched… but the assignment needs less work than I thought so… now watching: ocean’s eleven

HAPPY 1k KUDOS TO TAX SEASON!!! 🩵 my first fic to hit the milestone 🥺

Thinking about how pathetic Rusty looked with his cheek smushed up against the bar counter, nursing a drink while his brilliant little brain tried to wrap his head around the play he was organizing for the love of his life and how Danny could read his mind. We need another guy? We need another guy

Fuck I really picked the worst time to do this 😭😭😭 but now I wanna watch oceans eleven I hate it here.

I really can’t do this to myself because I just escaped my ocean’s eleven hyperfixation but Rusty really was such a sucker for Danny. So pathetic for him. Would follow him to the ends of the earth. And Danny knew it too. Took advantage of it. I need more of that dynamic so bad lmfaoooo love the pain

I actually really enjoyed ocean’s 8 lmfao. The heist itself wasn’t as good in terms of the plot twist or the complexity, but I think it still captured the original spirit of ocean’s 11 in a fun way that even the original sequel failed to do imo 🥺

Okay back to watching oceans 8. If Danny somehow makes an appearance in this I’m gonna scream lmfao

7k out of 20k of it is smut 💀 I swear this was just supposed to be a cute little thing. In some ways it is… but still.

I wish I could put my brain in time out so it’d stop coming up with new ideas I don’t have the time to write LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE my poor deadlines. I have a feeling I’m about to get my ass kicked until February.

archiveofourown.org/works/74049891 Hello and happy Zoro day to those who celebrate 🎉🎉 My gift as always on this occasion is Zosan 💚💙 The art and idea are courtesy of @8balldoodles.bsky.social ! Thanks for letting me run with it 💖💖

Okay now watching oceans 8. I never watched ocean’s 13 so… uh, was it ever mentioned Danny had a sister? 😅 or are we just going with this

Happiest of birthdays to Zoro 🥺 fell in love with that silly dork on sight. Learned to appreciate his tenacity, the way he swears his belief in himself can transcend fate, and his strong protectiveness/loyalty for the people he cares about. I hope some of that continues to rub off on me 🩵

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I requested this to be made in 2019 by the animated text account on tumblr. Randomly thought of it the other day and checked the account to see if they ever made the ask. They did.

My Shaylaaaaa 🥺

Alright so I want to make Elmo cosplaying as luffy out of air dry clay 🧍🏾‍♀️ which feels very ambitious for the level I’m at with it but that event really altered my brain chemistry. He’s so cute

I wanna try to draw a scene for my secret Santa but I’m not good at drawing so I’m kinda like 🧍🏾‍♀️ maybe I shouldn’t do that LMFAO