Corporate shitheads have no imagination, even media exec corpo shitheads. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

If you've been putting off calling your phone/cable company or other service provider to complain about a charge maybe take advantage of this AWS outage chaos and apply more pressure to already straining customer support systems. Wait times are long--won't lie--but they'll be more agreeable.

Capitalism was a mistake.

Oldie but a goodie.

I miss the Web 1.0 days.

LinkedIn is what happens when people in business attire want to masturbate in public.

Horribly unabsorbent towels are a great passive aggressive gift.

"Should we make our software more intuitive and fluid?" "Fuckit. Let the operating system AI figure it out" www.cnbc.com/2025/10/16/m...

Thinking about replacing all the right-wing candidate campaign signs on this one house's lawn with rainbow flags and Chick-fil-A signs. Don't even worry about how I got the latter.

Except for a handful of acts, I'm not terribly enthused about next year's Coachella.

Watching YouTube videos on 1.5x or faster so it doesn't feel like you're just wasting your time.

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This was released a quarter of a century ago. A particularly prescient song. youtu.be/7_cvZAKtoV4

BMW EVs will be powered by the Infinite Improbability Drive www.theverge.com/cars/613962/...

The Beatles and The Stones and Zeppelin and The Beach Boys and The Who are all wonderful but when you reach the age of 56 you realize it was The Byrds and The Kinks all along. Happy birthday to me.

If you always use max power on your microwave when reheating food, you might be going to the bad place.

All I'm able to do right now to fight the decline of civilization is clean my kitchen.

If temps remain in the single digits much longer I'm going to start hibernating 🐻

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When you're engrossed in something on your phone and then you look up in a seemingly random direction only to lock eyes with someone who had been watching you the whole time 👀

Existential dread and financial anxiety do not mix.

#AGDQ2025 Speedrunner Mario is a separate, canon character. For the uninitiated: youtu.be/CptSdw8x49s by @terminalmontage.bsky.social

I would be far more productive if one day was 72 hours long.

#AGDQ2025 after dark gets risqué 🤭

Feature idea: Blue sky should scrub trackers off shared URLs like the "si" querystring param present in Spotify and YouTube links. It sucks having to manually remove tracker junk like that.

Things you can do to pass the time (attribution lost to time).

I can't wait to endure ridiculous inflation and a less than zero percent chance at a meaningful wage increase for the nth year in a row.

I'd like to thank all the OF spambots for inflating my follower count despite being reported and blocked.

If you're expecting some profoundly thoughtful explanation for why I do the things I do... Sorry, there is none. I'm just foolish and neurotic.

Day 1,273 of not having a proper breakfast.

That time I had a super-productive morning at work before realizing it was because MS Teams wasn't signed in.

Hitting up the local bubble tea shop. Might choke on some boba. Stay tuned.

There's an incredible glut of reality shows and game shows in the Streaming Era. I've been watching a physical challenge show where people compete against hamsters. This is where we are.

I love winter. No bugs, no allergies, I can stay in on weekends without people questioning me about not wanting to hang out when I have no plans. The snow absorbs sound, so it's blissfully quiet, the air is crisp and has that comforting smell of winter.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.