@casparthorne.bsky.social
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It’s always “the next big thing” without describing exactly how big or how trapezoidal
3 days ago
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Tony Blair is my sleep paralysis demon
6 days ago
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I’m about to Oedipiss myself
6 days ago
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How I beat majoras mask as a kid I’ll never know. This was hard af
10 days ago
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Are you going to valenwood this summer
13 days ago
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If Romeo and Juliet had a baby what would they even name it? Jomeo or some sh?
14 days ago
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Turns out she’s schizophrenic
add a skeleton here at some point
20 days ago
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Just one little difference. When Kirk got shot there was a government sponsored memorial with pyrotechnics. When other citizens get shot they don’t even condemn it.
20 days ago
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Franch toast
27 days ago
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The outfit I picked out for new years doesn’t fit even a little. Fucking vibe killer
28 days ago
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Downstairs neighbors are banging on the ceiling like I’m being loud but I haven’t moved from the couch in over 30 minutes
about 1 month ago
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Working “bounce on it” into any sentence has had a chokehold on me today
about 2 months ago
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That’s it. I’m deleting South Carolina
about 2 months ago
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Vowed to drug myself so I could sleep yet I’ve forgotten once again and have reached the end of the doom
about 2 months ago
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Tonight’s banger dream was that I was living in a medieval castle as a medieval person until we fought a battle, we thought we had won, until AI powered androids forced everyone out
2 months ago
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Just had a dream there was like this gooner gameshow thing at my apartment and now I have a business idea
2 months ago
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I’ve just awakened from a dream where I went to a y2k inspired camp and it was mad cool. Now I’m sad
2 months ago
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Elphaba threw the first yellow brick at stonewall
2 months ago
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I’m starting a tea company called Faggo
3 months ago
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There’s no orc yaoi on YouTube
3 months ago
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I had enough clowning around
3 months ago
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they call me the captain cause I blow so many guys to smithereens
3 months ago
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If you rub the cooter of today you have nothing to fret tomorrow
3 months ago
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I’m soft launching waking up sweaty
3 months ago
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This platform reminds me of the early days of instagram where everyone had their niche and specific hashtags that I fully did not understand but figured it was good natured.
#nostalgia
#fatbussybrothers
3 months ago
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Jamaican version of The Thing called The Ting. I think it would do well
3 months ago
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The good thing about vampires is that they can remember historical events accurately. Instead of ChatGPT, ask a local nightcrawler
4 months ago
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prince iiro
4 months ago
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I don’t wanna have to hide autistic trans people in my attic! How annoying is that gonna be ffs! Yes, the nazis can hear your fka twigs from up there
4 months ago
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How I foresee the US in near future. Civilians will disappear. The loud voices against the administration. Because a lot of the loud voices are still right wing it will again be used against the left, although the left is not in power. Civilians will carry out violence amongst civilians. (1/?)
4 months ago
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These are the people who made piñatas of a lynched Obama. The people who said “blow up everyone in the Middle East” (quote from a kid in middle school). They say “transgenderism” should be punished. And now they’re going to act like they’re the civil ones when the violence strikes back at them
5 months ago
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You can sleep now
9 months ago
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I’m starting to think the messiah isn’t coming…
about 1 year ago
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What happened to Caroline polachek?
about 1 year ago
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I’m sorry to these men I don’t know who they are. But apparently I liked them
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about 1 year ago
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This is 2025
about 1 year ago
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Me, a nerd, who can only imagine they’re talking about the Steam app, “yeah there are a lot of sales going on right now”
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about 1 year ago
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This life we live. It could have been an email
about 1 year ago
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They were so quick with Mangione but we still don’t know much about the guy who shot Trump in the ear idk fuck it I guess
about 1 year ago
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Two oysters a bagel and 2 double vodka tonics I’m ready to get this corporate trivia game started
about 1 year ago
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A drag queen was mean to me again All is right with the world
about 1 year ago
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Don’t go defying gravity, stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to
about 1 year ago
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There were more lgbts at the Monday night Wicked than the Barbie movie
about 1 year ago
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Day 154, Hot to Go is still stuck in my head
about 1 year ago
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There’s a twink party at my house in an hour and they want “something newer than Brat” what does that mean??
about 1 year ago
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Am I an eyelash person Y/N
about 1 year ago
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Jinkies!!
about 1 year ago
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Is it age or taste where Stifler was the hot one in American Pie but now I’m into Finch?
about 1 year ago
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Konkey Dong [he/they]
about 1 year ago
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Every time I suck a dick some bitch calls me a faggot
about 1 year ago
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