I’d watched Belgium’s first 4 games and they’d been tame and lethargic throughout: - looking their age! It is peak shithousery that get good this late on 🤣

So glad the Iberian derby ain’t going to boring boring ET & pens

A great game of kobyashi maru on the goo

Training at altitude isn’t for everyone. Get yourself to the highest ground in the football league for some thin air training. #mentality #baggies

Looking forward to the Tordesillas Classico tonight.

Very apt place for me to praise today.

Tuchel’s right back problem

All my mates when I had to explain why I was watching the 7am replay.

I’m going for no… #SirDanBurn

Meanwhile in Scotland..

Is it culturally insensitive for a commentator to say the last 40 minutes against Mexico was like the Alamo? 🤣

Pickfords shothousery is the best

All 10 men behind the ball for 40 minutes. Love to see it.

Begging for a chance for Alan Shearer next week to fittingly say: “Harald Hardrada, Roald Amundsen, Vidkun Quisling, your boys took one hell of a beating!”

What’s the altitude of Miami lads? Worry about sinkholes more 🤣

Fair play to the azteca Sound man for playing “it’s coming home” immediately after the final whistle.

Please I get coffee from the highest altitude ground in the football league every week. Hawthorns ain’t for the faint of heart. Azteca will be fine 🤣

Loved how Mbappe dealt with the dark arts last night. Big shiteating grin and bang in the winner.

Mum giving it the biggun for knowing about Cape Verde cos she’s been on holiday there once. It’s lovely by all accounts!

"I've sold Brexits to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and it sure put them on the map".

What feels racist but isn’t racist? Pyramids FC being a real club and not a pejorative!

Happy Birthday you crazy mix of religious extremism, narcissism and isolation 🇺🇸 #USA #USA

When someone thinks your work is AI generated but you’ve just been so exposed to the slop that that is just your own brains writing style now.

Looooool Therapist mentioned that I might “feel the need to get permission to feel/express an emotion” And I literally went straight to Kirk 🤣

Seattle screwjob 🤣

Love seeing ex imperial European powers going 1-0 down to African opposition. 😬

The people’s princess x

#mexico #england #worldcup

England do a South Africa rugby tactic and just change your attack line at half time as a matter of course.

If 90% of your game plan is “fail to beat the left back so roll the ball to your right back to whip a cross in” Trent must be greetin’ into his sangria.

The whole country to the current England starting XI. #engdrc

Not my first slabhead lament…

check for gram negative bacilli, england left… Congo Red-faced

Tuchel seeing wan bissaka playing for de Congo

Oh yeh konsa and Spence deffo gonna lock up Mbappe

#ENGDRC The documentaries this result would spawn!

The lowest of low blocks incoming 🤣 what a shambles.

Mexico are always my 2nd team at world cups. I’ve been to Monterrey stadium for tigres games and loved my 2 summers spent there there so much. Gonna be sorely tested if England win tonight! 🇲🇽

People criticise “participation trophy” culture but I’m rocking this sticker at work all day and milking it for conversation. Better to come last trying that sit on your arse.

I could never run fast, even in my 20s. My career as CB in Sunday league football was always 18 yard Alamo and going up for corners. I’d have loved playing in the age of a low block.

Happy ADHD med up titration day!

The CrossFit dads scoping me out before the parents race at sports day.

If one wants to deal with a low block, simply have 4 of the best attacking players on the planet like France do. #FRASWE

The World Cup has had me fall in love with shitposting all over again.

Italy DNQ, Germany and Japan out in the same day. Disaster class from the Axis powers this year.

I could imagine Nick Woltemade begging a Berghain bouncer to be let in at 8am on a Tuesday.

My tactic as a goalkeeper for penalties was at odds with my contemporaries. I would stand still. No guess. Just save the “hit & hopes”/panenkas put down the middle & react enough to get to “bad” pens, knowing I would not save a good pen. It seems this is now the tactic against the stutter pen!

And the Germans who did NOT win on penalties

Me chairing the day 3 afternoon plenary at conference…

Ahhh Havertz just DELAYED his bottle job so Arsenal could win the league!