Being chronically online for 2 decades, @grannymorgz.bsky.social & I have been reading each others blogs/tumblrs/forum posts from 2009-2013. Oooh weeee we were both lil weirdos in the end of peak civilisation.

Having enforced sick leave rest has been awful for my content 😂 Basically I’ve been playing assassins creed expansion pack.

I’m wondering what I’ve clicked on for my IG algorithm to think the only thing I need in life is AI slop of titanic era Leo di Caprio on holiday with a caked up Kate Winslet.

I’ve been hoisted by my own April fools petard: I told Teddy he’s been selected for a beyblade tournament but he’s googled it and there’s actually a beyblade game shop in town, so now we’re off into the city in the school holidays.

I forgot about my ADHD pre assessment appointment 😬 Do I still need it?! 😂

Me: Bb we’ve got a lot of james songs on our wedding playlist. @grannymorgz.bsky.social : do you think @wearejames.bsky.social do weddings and we just cut out the middleman?

Love that @grannymorgz.bsky.social has been a member of @greenparty.org.uk for 6 hours and is already trying to overhaul their education policy 😂

Yassss. @grannymorgz.bsky.social & I just got a shout out on @absoluteradio.bsky.social for elite 2002 ball knowledge.

What a shame, Pottah! You’ve been wandmogged whilst I charmsmaxxed

I made the Bourdain sandwich (with sourdough instead of pretzel roll) and it was as good as all the tiktokkers said it would be.

My prize? Another 2 month wait for another branch of the hollowed out state to keep me waiting.

Me if I’m forced to cancel my Easter annual leave and locum during the next resident doctor strike

Me getting my tiny piece of bureaucracy completed that I’ve waited on for 2 months.

Looooool spoke to a relative who wanted “to shoot that new blonde Green Party one” 😬

Of all the things I’ve done in my life, I’m most scared of the fact I’ve turned my dads thermostat up whilst house sitting for him 😂

Played one of my old C&C games this am. My word I was a dissociative Dave 2022-24

Right time for jazzy guy weekend

Foot and ankle surgeons watching all the cipro being given out.

The greens aren’t “banging on about climate change” because we know the system that promotes it needs fixing so are focusing on that. 👀

First repairs on the geriatric tractor. Probably another £600 left this year before it’s less economically viable than buying a new one 😂

Me when the MDT asks about my surgical approach to a difficult case:

Me on the blower to the AA for a breakdown having just had to leave car at work all night.

Found these bad boys in a charity shop. Can’t wait to send my holiday post cards out on these 😂

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke... The only Butlerian Jihad I ever cared about.

I feel like I’ve had a little taste today of how easy algorithmic social media rabbit holes can quickly warp someone’s mind into a fixed position. I have been served up so much specific content about an issue I’ve discussed with my partner, it’s getting scary. It’s relentless.

It’s been a year today since I quit Twitter. You would have loved a live tweet of my 2025 crash out but no, you had to turn fash.

My algorithm is sending me such hyperappropriate content today, yet I don’t know where I’ve typed the key word to set it spinning. Unless it reads my offline notes or hears my conversations?

When you develop self worth and start living 😝

Bluesky needs to bring back MSN style statuses so I can post smiths lyrics and wilted flower emojis on main.

I imagine lots of mums have received this card today and been (rightfully) upset, but when it’s your grew-up-in-the-90s, Man U supporting boyfriend says that he chose it because your leadership of the family is on a par with Keaneo’s 1999 Juventus display, I’ll take that for the massive win it is. 🩷

Love the community policing out in force today and in perpetuity. Glad to see moving to the West Midlands hasn’t reduced the appetite for making a positive contribution. ✌️ 👍

Now I live in the Black Country I no longer need to worry about the Peterborough beach of climate disaster cos I’m gonna be safely negotiating the reeds of the greater Walsall marshes in 2050.

This phrase construction is now so common in internet captions that it’s an instant “stop reading” when I see it.

My being a green member for 12 years seeing as the new energy and people getting involved. Loving the real green surge

Me voting green for 15 years

Me voting green for 15 years

Now Canada is changing geopolitical path, Are we gonna need a new ayatollah of rock and rolla?

That one hetero in the queer Persian friend group: The straight of Hormuz

Woke up early unable to sleep and drafted a complaint email to nhs pensions. Excellent start to Saturday

Came downstairs in a new floral shirt and without skipping a beat in a flawless Ian Paisley accent @grannymorgz.bsky.social says “What in gods name is this papist nonsense?!”

I’ve fallen heavily into the mediocre guy trap of thinking “you know what, a podcast would really work”. “Ian & Jez feed the 5000”

We’ll be out doorknocking today from 11am. We look forward to speaking to you about the issues impacting Walsall. Not going to be in? 🗣 Tell us your views here: tinyurl.com/issues-walsall

I think I’m going to shave my beard once a year in spring like Dmitri Mendeleev.

2 days without beard oil and comb and im an Amish man

I swear being a reform councillor is like wearing the one ring. They all look so drawn when they inevitably quit cos they’re feckless and workshy. Then cry crocodile tears like they don’t know their colleagues are shits.

Can we skip to the bit of fascism where the people get to spit on the fascists’ hanging bodies?

The universe anytime I’m thinking I’m good at this surgery malarkey.

Controversial opinion but I like the idea of a 6 team play off. The whole play off system is a dramatic lottery as it is whether it’s 2,4, 6 or 8 teams. Finish 1st or 2nd and don’t worry. Gives a loads more teams something to play for.