Getting ready for a wedding (not mine) Can someone teach me how to tie a tie

Tummy tuesday but Im stuck in bed

Sending you goodnight jiggles 😘

Im only playing that Dispatch game for one reason and one reason only

Heading to bed but first need one of you to take care of this

Here me out how about instead of FCF we start calling it CockForCockFridays wear we dm each other nudes 👀

So, what do yall think?

Should I get a jock/harness?

Day 2 I picked up more cards

If anyone was wondering what I got at the card show ☺️

Gn 😘

Jock mode for the next few days (Pardon dirty mirror)

🙋‍♂️🫵👇🫵

This is why I havent been posting recently

Do I rip open all the pokemon packs Ive been saving?

Good morning, got your buns nice and toasty just the way you like them 👅

Dm me if your chubby (rewards activated 😘)

I found a Prismatic ETB 🙌

Someone should buy me a mirror to put in that corner

This big boy would love some belly rubs. 1 like for 1 rubs (no refunds) satisfaction guaranteed*

Gamestop prismatic drop was semi successful 🙌

I GOT TWO BOXES!!!

I just want some pokemon cards 🥺

Turning 27 today 🥳

Update: Since this post, Ive now collected theee most cards Ive ever owned in my life. I have spent too much money. Please help this is addictive 😵‍💫

Guys Im getting into pokemon cards wish me luck

Jiggles for tuesday

Having a very lazy monday

What do yall do for fun nowadays? Im getting too bored of everything

Ball bellies are superior

Good morning, send cuddles

I like to pretend im big and strong

Wore a jock to the gym oop

I kinda wanna learn how to play LoL

Been getting a bit big lately, anyways Happy Tummy Tuesday

Damnit got summoned to jury duty 😭

Updated my bio

I want a tattoo… and a septum ring

A costco hot dog sounds real good right now

Gonna take an edible and rot on my couch, anyone wanna join me?

Big boys are the best boys

Hoping the cat distribution system finds me soon 🤞

Went to go get a costco membership today

Thick and Toasted

Suns out, fronts out

I LOST ONE OF MY AIRPODS 🤬

Belly is bellying

:3

Someone come distract me while I do laundry

Who wanna recreate this with me?