Schwarbterview and the microphone works! #Phillies

Another Schwarbscore! @phillies.com #Phillies

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SchwarBB @phillies.com #Phillies

2 RUN SCHWARBOMB!!!!!!!! @phillies.com #Phillies #RingTheBell

From @metzger.bsky.social, I am HOWLING.

SCHWARBOMB!!!!! @phillies.com #Phillies #RingTheBell

Welcome to the series that makes everyone hate me because it’s my two teams. #Cubs #Phillies

I love that because of the anniversary I was worried about my usual ptsd nightmares about it but instead my brain was like let’s switch it up and give you a ptsd nightmare about the other incident you have ptsd from instead!

CARSON KELLY! #Cubs

DANSBY!! #Cubs

Schwarbscore! @phillies.com #Phillies

Schwardouble!!! @phillies.com #Phillies

Schwarbsingle! @phillies.com #Phillies

Can we not interview him? Sincerely, a woman who reads. IYKYK #Cubs

3 RUN SCHWARBOMB FOR THE LEAD!!!!!! @phillies.com #Phillies #RingTheBell

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Welp #Cubs

Literally by favorites have just gone out 3 weeks in a row. This season sucks lol. #Survivor

There’s no reason to keep watching at this point. Just let me know how Joe does. #Survivor

The only thing I worry about is that every other time this season we've seen Emily propose a plan, it's been a red herring in the edit... #Survivor50 #Survivor #RHAP #WhyXLost

I’m telling myself I’ve lost Dee already so that way if I’m wrong I’m happy instead of sad! Logic! #survivor50

Pretty sure this is all a set up to make us believe Dee has a chance when she doesn’t because the zoom alliance isn’t going to turn on Coach..I hope I’m wrong. #Survivor

If Rizo turns and votes out Coach tonight, I’ll consider liking him a little. #Survivor

Fuck. #Survivor

Cmon Dee!! Get this immunity please! #Survivor

Both teams probably wish they had the puzzle queen of Kamilla right now #Survivor

I swear if Dee goes tonight, I might be done with the season. Just let me know how Joe does after the fact. #Survivor

This fluff piece is so obvious #Survivor

I’d almost rather the Zac Brown fishing segment over watching Stephenie this long. #Survivor

You know your "journey" twist is a bad twist when literally not a single one of your all star cast wants to go on it. #Survivor50

A *perfect* example of Jeff believing he has to FORCE action when the players are perfectly capable of creating it all by themselves! #Survivor50 #Survivor #RHAP #WhyXLost

Can that boat please hit a rock and sink in the ocean, with only one life jacket for the guy driving it? #Survivor50 #Survivor #RHAP #WhyXLost

Never tell Emily anything ever! #Survivor

Cirie using her traitors strategy and just pulling the wool over Rizo and Ozzy’s eyes is something #Survivor

Joe’s facial reactions to his own alliance are low key some of the highlights this season. He’s realizing he’s with the crazies. #Survivor

Coach insisting that anyone who lies on Survivor 50 won't win. After ALL THESE YEARS, he still doesn't understand the game. #Survivor50 #Survivor #RHAP #WhyXLost

RIP THEM TO SHREDS DEE #Survivor

#Survivor time!

Another SchwarBB @phillies.com #Phillies

SchwarBB @phillies.com #Phillies

Schwarbsingle! @phillies.com #Phillies

I’ve reached the point where Ruben has driven me so crazy that I want to throw something at the tv….its only the 4th inning. Help. How does he keep getting worse? #Phillies

The number of times Ruben just repeats what TMac says right back to him is unbearable #Phillies

Schwarbsingle! @phillies.com #Phillies

You know Ruben, if you want to go eat that pizza we won’t complain about you not talking for a bit. #Phillies

What do you mean I predicted both winners this year?! My basketball knowledge of teams isn’t what it used to be but I still know a thing or two.. #MarchMadness

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SchwarBB to load the bases! @phillies.com #Phillies