Pete missed his true calling in life.

Trump shows off the signage for the Board of Peace.

Maybe Wharton played the same joke on Trump, it sure would explain a lot.

The Rick Scott biopic.

I must be doing something wrong, I use an air fryer for doing chicken but it never comes out like RFK Jr.

DEI is a real problem these days. My brother is a poultry farmer and he said that a lot of farmers were forced to put roosters that identified as hens on the egg lines resulting in the shortage we now have.

Looks like the Trump administration is scrapping plans for a National Crypto Reserve opting instead for a Nation Egg Preserve to store pickled eggs deep inside Iron Mountain for future bird flu events. The eggs, if pickled properly, will outlast Bitcoin.

Starship is Musk's Spruce Goose. How long before he gets fitted for Kleenex boxes? He seems like the kind of guy that would save his precious urine.

www.popsci.com/health/neura... Maybe they should have got the doctor that did Musk's cyber hair to do the implant.

www.forbes.com/sites/alexzh... He has no choice, it's hard to conceive a child the natural way when your partner can't stop laughing.

Maybe those plugs went in a little bit too deep, it would explain a lot, the frontal lobe is responsible for all of his behavioural issues.

If you watch The Boys and consider Homelander a Super Hero then Tesla is probably a good fit.