🇹🇱 odamatan automátiku 🇵🇭 pintóng awtomátikó 🇲🇾 pintu automatik 🇮🇩 pintu otomatis

guys i was just really hungry

Guys is this rizz

Wait for the "Gray Monkey" (or Human)

nu imagu burgeron

oh my God

Bonus: How many characters are on the front covers of Southeast Asian passports? (not including spaces) 🇱🇦 198 🇰🇭 102 🇹🇱 99 🇻🇳 95 🇲🇲 85 🇧🇳 75 🇲🇾 62 🇮🇩 49 🇸🇬 43 🇹🇭 40 🇵🇭 38

How many Latin letters are on the front covers of Southeast Asian passports? (the autism is still going crazy) 🇹🇱 99 🇻🇳 95 🇱🇦 79 🇰🇭 51 🇮🇩 49 🇲🇾 45 🇸🇬 43 🇵🇭 38 🇲🇲 35 🇧🇳 24 🇹🇭 16

Bonus: Places in Asia that don't have English on their passport's front cover

Places in Asia by how many languages are on their passport's front cover

Languages on the cover of SEA passports (the autism going crazy today) 3 🇮🇩 Indonesian, Old Javanese, English 🇰🇭 Khmer, English, French 🇱🇦 Lao, French, English 2 🇲🇲 Burmese, English 🇸🇬 English, Malay 🇧🇳 Malay, English 🇲🇾 Malay, English 🇹🇭 Thai, English 🇻🇳 Vietnamese, English 1 🇵🇭 Filipino 🇹🇱 Portuguese

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 eye 🇻🇳 mắt 🇫🇯 mata 🇮🇩 mata 🇰🇮 mata 🇲🇾 mata 🇳🇿 mata 🇼🇸 mata 🇵🇭 matá 🇹🇱 matan 🇬🇷 μάτι (máti)

opinion in Portuguese be like opi😺

writing "toki" in Russian be like "moku"

neen

POV you got into conlanging in the pandemic

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 have butterflies in the stomach 🇫🇷 avoir des papillons dans le ventre 🇸🇪 ha fjärilar i magen 🇳🇴 ha sommerfugler i magen 🇵🇭 may paruparó sa sikmurà 🇫🇮 olla perhosia vatsassa 🇩🇪 Schmetterlinge im Bauch haben 🇪🇸 tener mariposas en el estómago 🇳🇱 vlinders in de buik hebben #langsky #English #French #Swedish

POV you're a Filipino otaku in the 2010s

Girl said I smelled cute I get smelling good I get looking cute What does "smelling cute" mean.

Interesting

Europeans will see someone not know where fucking czarnków–trzcianka county is and be like "do Americans get any form of education" then the OP turns out to be like Indonesian or British or something

In my defense most of these were because of Cleverbot back in the early 2010s when chatbots were new and innovative 💔

Engineering is crazy cause wdym I'm underwater rn

HOLY CRAP THEY HAVE NIGERIAN IKEA

Reading Bisaya fanfiction rn is this what normal people feel when they read taglish

kiong hee huat tsai

🇪🇸 amama = grandmother 🇵🇭 amama = grandfather

"dude why don't you just go to college" bro im making your weekly wage in a month get on my level 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

no that's not

kix o gzhoiming • normal • ok u want a prize or smth? kix wa akru • it's somewhere on me • you'll never guess 🤫 kix o jikche • it's in my hand • imma put it in my mouth 👅👅👅 kix o tazusaming • it's coming along with us • it is my friend

漢字「十・卌」(10・40) 官話「shí・xì」 粵語「sap6・se3」 越語「thập・tấp」 漢字「:-)」 朝語「sip・sip」 漢字「？？？」

Monthly salaries of Asian presidents (when head of state, from Wikipedia) 🇸🇬 $94,466 🇹🇼 $16,919 🇮🇱 $14,437 🇰🇷 $13,757 🇨🇾 $13,059 🇵🇸🇷🇺🇹🇲 $10,000 🇦🇿 $8,823 🇵🇭 $7,409 🇹🇷 $6,286 🇮🇳 $5,916 🇬🇪 $4,860 🇮🇩 $4,379 🇦🇲 $3,532 🇵🇰 $3,031 🇧🇩 $2,833 🇹🇱 $2,500 🇲🇲 $2,385 🇲🇳 $2,025 🇨🇳 $1,560 🇰🇿 $1,327 🇺🇿 $1,300 🇰🇬 $1,221 🇻🇳 $1,171 [...]

"gusto mo bang s🇴🇲?" "wala nakong 🇬🇭 eh" "eh let's get it 🇹🇬 nalang then pare" "gusto ko lang mag-🇬🇧🇬🇧" "🇬🇧"

anong English ng kalaban? difference

Can't we just make Puerto Rico a state and finally merge the two Dakotas

it smells like updangerouslywellhungman in here

En flora nebulo kaj momenta urbet' —He he, la gorĝon de urbo ni alrapidu! Du triilionoj da rioj for —Kruroj moviĝis.

I'm less body tea and more... body In-N-Out strawberry milkshake

person with DID is anxious, call them a nervous system

Filipino culture is so funny cause it's like 7-11 (🇯🇵) Mr DIY (🇲🇾) Sandara Park (🇰🇷) Gardenia (🇸🇬) Grab (🇸🇬) Shopee (🇸🇬) Lazada (🇸🇬) Foodpanda (🇸🇬) J CO (🇮🇩) Kopiko (🇮🇩) Milo (🇦🇺) Watsons (🇭🇰) Rodrigo Duterte (🇳🇱)

Q: how do you say "big back" in Korean? A: 대박

Absolutely hate it when my oomfs call themselves ugly You think I'd let an ugly person follow me?

me saying "were to compel" in dutch:

so the answer was around 14 hours

mirage outrage foliage karaage

Gera, gera! en el monte, en el balye, los kanyones orisonos truwenen, y los ekos sonoros reswenen 𝄆 kon las boses de Unyon! Libertad!. 𝄇

ok

*una plaza

How much is 1 USD in pesos? 🇲🇽 $17.36 🇨🇺 $24.10 🇺🇾 $38.96 🇵🇭 ₱58.88 🇩🇴 $63.48 🇨🇱 $865.80 🇦🇷 $1,452.00 🇨🇴 $3,696.73