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⠀ ⠀⠀ " Mister Priest, tell me you're being dramatic. " She snickers while lifting the gun off his broken foot. ⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ " Wow you must be so tough, Miss Maria! " Smiling at the warm gesture she nods along. " We've met him a few times now and I can definitely agree with that! He just has a way of being followed by disasters. Poor guy really does try his best though! " ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ " Wow!! I'd love to see what that is like! Must be scary getting that close! " Milly claps and giggles at the others stance. " A couple days ago? Oh no he could be anywhere by now... We haven't laid eyes on him in a couple days either. Corporate is going to be so mad... " ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ " A free style martial artist huh? Is that like fighting without the guns? " Pausing to think she chimes off. " Yeup that's the one! You've heard of him? He's a pretty notorious fellow. " She chuckles to herself. ⠀⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ " Hmm I've only got a single double-dollar on me... would that be enough? Oh a puppy! I'll be sure to let him know! " ⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ " Pretty lady? I'm flattered Miss Maria! My task at the moment is to keep an eye on the Humanoid Typhoon. Twenty-Four Seven watch to keep him from causing bankruptcy for our company! He's a real handful you see. What about you, Miss Maria? " ⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ " A present from Mister Vash?! I can hardly wait! Oh I hope its pudding! " ⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ Gasping at his dramatics she chuckles and picks the gun back up. " Gee Mister Vash, did this ol' thing really hurt you that bad? I thought you were tougher than that. " ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ " Awh I'm sorry, miss! The dark strap just doesn't seem to last longer than a month. Is there anything I can do to help you? " ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ Awkwardly giggling and rubbing the back of her neck she lifts the hunk of metal off the other's foot and slings it over her shoulder. " I'm Milly Thompson, from the Bernardelli Insurance Society. What is your name? " She grins. ⠀⠀

" Sorry about that miss, I really ought to be more careful with this thing.... Miss? ... Are you okay, ma'am? ... uh oh. "

Milly accidentally drops her massive, 216lb, stun gun directly on your foot. " Oops. Clumsy me. Sorry about that! "

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