new form of ozempic just dropped: get prescribed a new stimulant during a stressful transition period! i've lost 6 pounds in a week cuz of my nerfed appetite😵‍💫🔫

my stomach has been a relentless pit of anxiety since I came back to ohio and my mom wonders why I don't want to move back here after school. like girl I CANT FUCKING EAT

coming back to chicago in a week with a brand new apartment, a hot girl who likes me, and employment waiting for me god fucking bless

new form of ozempic just dropped: having to go out of town for weeks during a talking stage before yall have a label so they technically don't owe you anything. highly recommend if you want your appetite absolutely nerfed!

been back in ohio for less than 48 hours and im already spiraling

who else up at 4am thinking about kitty banks

just remembered some guy last night came up to me unprovoked and said "your arms are very big, very muscular"

If you’re a cubs fan…kill yourself

wait i cant believe khloe is moving im sad :(

i loveeee getting drunk and then i wake up hungover wishing i was 6 feet under. like okay

wow i love kitty banks so much like fuck

i finally met claire irl at lindypalooza like what else could a girl ask for genuinely

if you weren't at lindypalooza you missed out big time LIKEEEEE sorry😭😭

me and lindy 2 years ago at the love ball chicago me and lindy 1 year ago in amsterdam me and lindy (and kitty) TODAY safe to say, we go way back and I love my girl downnnn😛

drunk off bapple and i'm gonna cry cause im so excited to see kitty and lindy tmrw. like wow im so lucky😭😭

Happy Birthday @itskittybanks.bsky.social 💜

going back to my gay roots and playing basketball for the first time in YEARS this feels so off

I can't wait to move out of roger's park and stop living on the literal edge of chicago next year wow

chicago transit is genuinely ragebait. why is it a 45 minute drive to go 8 miles west but then a 20 minute TRAIN RIDE to go 8 miles south. like are we so deadass

going on a second date with her today. happy lesbian visibility week!

happy lesbian visibility week, if something lesbian doesn't happen to me this week i am going to die

going on a date with a woman today. very important stuff

what is it with drunk me feeling the need to give literally all my money to any drag queen in sight. i literally spent half my paycheck last night just tipping the girls

absolutely way too many people outside last night whew

blacked out so bad last weekend i had to book a flight home

i want to foster shelter cats so bad but i can barely take care of myself without getting exhausted so ik i wouldn't be a good parent

i've never had hangxiety this bad in my entire life im never drinking again

i should've just gone to phd last night but instead i made an absolute fool of myself at hubbard inn in front of my crush of over a year. like should i kms on instagram live or tiktok live

i was unaware tonight was the finale of phd 2 and i already made uncancellable plans. should i just die or

if you're going to the protests today be sure to pack hand and feet warmers!! if you don't end up using them you can give them to homeless folks🫶🏼

waking up after redownloading hinge the night before is the absolute worst form of hangxiety to exist

tipsy off 2 strong cosmos and listening to stateside and suddenly i NEED to be at the club right tf now

trying to figure out spring break plans in college is harder than any manual labor

if you have a car or live within a 5 minute walk of the cta i don't want to hear shit about "it's not even that cold" cuz it's BRUTAL for the rest of us. i walked 10 minutes to get to class this morning and i swear i thought my nose was gonna fall off

in a friend group of club hoppers and it's supposed to be in the negatives this weekend😖

so if i show up to phd by myself and completely sober will i have a panic attack

just realized i can't drink this weekend cuz im on antibiotics

not kissing a single person in the club until april cuz tell me why i got nerfed with fucking strep the day before my classes start. i made out with ONE person on friday and this is how the universe treats me.

i think kitty banks should be brunette and wear all black every day actually

scarlet dj was kinda on some bullshit last night cause why tf am i listening to party in the usa at a club

girl she tore the FUCK outta this @themisstoto.bsky.social

if there's one thing kitty's gonna do it's jump off those damn stairs

bluesky not letting you post vids over 3 minutes...pretty homophobic if you ask me

trying to find a good clip of kitty to post on insta but i'm fucking screaming behind the camera every 2 seconds🧍🏼‍♀️

who up thinking abt kitty banks

hey @itskittybanks.bsky.social you look so cute

she's just so beautiful @itsbambibanks.bsky.social

why is everyone at hydrate unc like am i just 4 seconds old or

phd today i could piss myself with excitement

gonna make kitty recreate my banner with me on friday stay tuned