ArkOS v0.11.3 released (requires Ark I device) and available via the official Ark Hub.

Interesting story why you need to understand code LLMs generate. This one I hit with my Dark Bio firmware, and it bricked only one device due to sheer luck. 🧵

Unsure when / if recordings of my @dark.bio talks from this week will be online, but in the mean time, here are my slides: 14th June, Neocypherpunk Summit talks.dark.bio/2026-neocyph... 16th June, Futura Camp, Sovereign AI Day talks.dark.bio/2026-futura....

First ever Dark Bio easter-egg in an unrelated presentation 🥰

Will be doing a talk at 11:15 today here at Futura Camp, Berlin about LLMs and genomics 😅 … because cryptography and genomics was just too simple so had to mix in the lass buzzword too :)) See you in a bit. cc @dark.bio

Find me Sun-Tue @blockchainweek.berlin and I’ll give you a production (unpopulated) Ark I PCB! These are the exact things inside the founder edition @dark.bio Arks 😋) (apart of the name tag).

Woot =) I can finally use *multiple* Arks at the same time. No more wiping my genome at conferences to demo how pairing works 🎉 Multi-pairing work courtesy of Berti Kato :)

Dropped the Cloudflare Zero Trust access wall from the Ark Hub, now we only have the soft-gate that verifies a genuine Ark (or in the near future emulator) presence. hub.dark.bio

🌿 "cilantro == soap" genetic DLC =)

Me raw-dogging my genome via CLI through the Ark 🤓

Q: Why would you need an open genomic platform, when AI will solve everything? A:

Now I need to add emulated device support to the cloud relays :D For now I only allow genuine Arks to use my infra 😜

Weird Sunday morning baking session... but the tray of cookies came out nice 🥹

Finally satisfied with the packaging 🥹

Quick 20 minute adventure... 18 months later... 🥲

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Seems I will be giving two (!) talks about @dark.bio in Berlin soon: - 14th of June, Neo-Cypherpunk Summit (@web3privacy.info) - 16th of June, Futura Camp Come say hi :)

Box assembly session 😋☕️ (@dark.bio)

Me: Hey Claude, make CI go brrr! Claude:

Me every morning: log into xyz, find my order, pull the tracking code, load DHL/UPS/whatnot, check where the package is at. Rinse and repeat. Me today morning: screw it, we makin' shipping tracker.

Trying to pick which design to go with for the Ark I display stand. My favorite for now is top right, not too empty, not too busy. Opinions? 😅

Dark Bio whitepaper is out! We're building a system in which a person's health data, their genome most of all, no longer has to live with a custodian to be useful. A system, where data does not move, rather stays on a small device the owner holds.

You know it's a slow Friday if I have time to mess around with the website =)... that said, I may (or may not) have a nice thing dropping on Monday. Sub for more 😜

My automated key manager became too unwieldy too... made a fancier one today 🤩 ...before and after...

This is why I was pissy at Python today, because it took 3 hours of key prep and distribution to then choke on a missing import in a 3rd party script, tainting my HSM audit journal...

Just reactivated my Discord user and started to set up a new server for Dark Bio... DM me for an invite if you want in *now*. I'll open it up publicly in a bit when things seem more complete.

Ahahahaha, wanted to join some facebook group so I created a new empty account. The "your account is suspended" email arrived *before* the "welcome to facebook" one =)) "You need a video selfie". Well, fuck you too facebook, fuck you too 😘

Resident construction worker reporting for duty... 😜

Thank you for coming to my TED talk 😋 Image courtesy Simona Serban!

I’ll be at ETHCluj with my Dark Bio Ark today, if anyone wants to see a live demo of what it can do 🔥 Come find me around the coffee area!

It’s always fun to receive packages from JLCPCB, they’re like bags of coke 😅

Did you know the human genome is 3.2GB in length? The pinnacle of civilisation, an ode to the ingenuity of nature, a complexity we can only hope to one day understand... Then there's onion with 16GB =)

Hackathon challenge from Nico: scientifically accurate™ drunk-o-type meter that can tell you how well you like- and tolerate alcohol. 😅 Coded up in about 1.5h (thank you Claude and Codex) and ran against my own genome on my own Dark Bio Ark 😎

Dark Bio hackathon session @ethprague.bsky.social ? 😋

Turns out doing 3h worth of talk in 20 minutes leaves little room for details 🙈 Consider this a bit more expanded teaser and I'll soon start publishing more docs and whitepaper style things to compensate. 🐣

See y’all in Prague 😋

Whadayamean dud? You can look at the fancy store screenshots 😋

A bit over two years after starting to work on it... Go is officially FIPS 140-3 certified 💥 csrc.nist.gov/projects/cry... I am pretty confident Go is now one of the most—if not the most—seamless and complete FIPS 140-3 compliance solutions... with a single env var, out of the box.

Dark Bio proprietary tolerance recovery and rapid assembly device

First talk I'll ever give about @dark.bio... no pressure... none whatsoever... 🙈

Couple years ago I went to Japan for cherry blossom season. Weather was crap, season delayed a few weeks, totally missed it. 2 years later, Imma make cherry blossom season at home 😋🌸

Can someone recommend me a rigid box manufacturer for Dark Bio? Seems making a square box, with 2.5mm wall thickness, that doesn't fall apart is arcane magic nowadays. The manufacturer I wanted to collab with just flipped the table on me for saying 2.3mm vs 2.5mm is inaccurate.

Hey Claude, can you isolate this 3 liner fix into a new branch? Claude: Sure! `git stash && git checkout && git stash pop && git checkout --` And that is how I lost an hour of work.

I don't know who named the Rust DNA processing library "noodles", but I tip my hat to you 😋

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Mechanical parts done, just unboxed them, feels like xmas 😁 Will leave the measurements for tomorrow, otherwise I’m not gonna sleep if I find an issue 🫠 Cc @dark.bio

Cherry farm in my hometown, anti-freeze measures 😅🍒

Well, that went fast 😋. The @dark.bio iOS app was approved for App Store distribution in 36 hours 🔥

Jarrad Hope is coming to ETHPrague! ☀️ Get ready for an inspiring talk from a man who, in his own words, is on a mission to help build what’s been called a Virtual State, Cyberstate, or Network State. Straight out of Logos. This May at ETHPrague ☀️ 🎟️ Get tickets in bio

Well, fuck Anthropic. I've bought a 3 month Claude Max sub to a friend as a gift. Sent it to them. 10 days later, their gift is GONE from their account. No trace whatsoever. I go to Anthropic to request a refund: - I can't it's not my gift. - They can't, it doesn't exist.