conspiracy themed icebergs are so funny to me because the top layers are normal shit like reptilians and flat earth and the bottom layers are all shit like "The San Salvador Penis Incident (DO NOT RESEARCH)"

idk if doing 10 every weekendday is worth it anymore tbh

i have nothing against him as a person but if i could go back in time and kill the guy who made the first wojak to make the world a better place i would

prank idea: eating chips or popcorn or whatevet on a public space and asking random strangers if they want some

bsky did not load holy shit

i shouldve done 10 in the morning:/ doing 3 each M-T-W and 2 T-F

had to do 9 today because 1 of them took too long to find next time tgis happens i won't tell

people back then were #hashtagging #everything i just saw an old amnesty international tweet with the word torture hashtagged

no list today too tired lol

Bro flopped and immediately typed "Random Country Generator" on Google

that whimsy miku bot is so funny because you could be posting about the most serious and sad shit ever and the bot would be like "lol you're so cool"

tomorrow im gonna make a joe of slop

from now on ill try to do 1 per day and 10 per saturday and sunday

Continuing the thread tomorrow but im not stopping at 2 countries btw

THREAD: looking for the first Youtube video of each current world leader

I looked up "intitle:"[the street i live in]" on Youtube and a video of an industrial press accident appeared the street wasnt even in the title

i cry i pray mon dieu why did i go ti sleep at 3

Belarusian President Alexander Luccasneto

you ever see a true crime case that makes you want to go outside and start beating the shit put of random people

really funny part about the hungary election thing is that the rabid populist isn't the guy with the surname "Hungarian"

pewdiepie is the taylor swift of youtube

doesnt it suck when youre takint a hot shower but the stream has erectile dysfunction and no matter what position youre still somehiw cold

thinking of framing the image on the left on the wall to threaten this chud

its working for me lloll

tried making sweet popcorn wnd it was slop coal assq

had pizza with pineapple in it

i have test today

it was only a few weeks ago that i found out that chile in AAVE is pronounced child without the d

imagine watching an old home video from when you were a child and charlie kirk was there

just heard we are charlie kirk phonk remix coming from downstairs

Naming my firstborn Jobiden and the doctor skins me right then and there

As an on-and-off Just Dance fan it's kinda funny how fans have a way more positive view of Ubi than fans of other Ubi franchise

kinda funny that my life coexisted with fidel castro

When youre just about to regain your self respect but the barber pulls up the mirror and your shit looks like a glans penis

The guard killed a child Chappell's last album flopped Jorginho plays for Flamengo Let's face it. There are no good guys in this story

like

everybody at the gym is my enemy and must be terminated

when you ate a whole ass bag of peanuts and now you have a headache and your wisdom tooth is coming out and youre gay

wisdom tooth got me unwise

im back

im probably gonna reply-guy less oftwn from now on

My birthday was in fckin januaru and i only updated my age now

made a repost on reddit and before any upvotes i got a comment saying "what" ong im cooked

The song from the "hey men and they are pigs" tweet just played on the radio at the uber.....

An entity dubbed "Funny TuTu" torments a child at a dentist office and has been seen by young children terrifying them

this post aged really well

mu dog justunged at my solar plexus

ughh my aunts funeral couldve been an email