At the beach pretending we didn’t just kidnap a world leader ✌️

Start your new year off right by washing that reusable water bottle you carry around every day!

The forecast for my San Diego trip this weekend is homophobic to say the least

Zoe Saldaña absolutely deserves more accolades for her acting in these movies

Watched Avatar: Fire and Ash tonight. I fear that movie could have been 45 minutes to an hour shorter 😵‍💫

Stuffed myself at brunch and I will not be moving the rest of the day

Merry Christmas!🎄

I approve this message

Who has seen Fire and Ash? Is it worth the watch?

Well, yes

Survivor 49 was a mess but the winner absolutely deserved her win

I fear this years truth social Christmas post is going to be the most unhinged yet

The CF story liked this one I finally feel like the gym is paying off

Birthright citizenship under the common law, a thread: I have done this many times on social media, in print, and in media interviews, but not to be accused of taking others’ not seriously enough, by plainly stating the law and history of birthright citizenship, I’m taking the time here:

Well I feel very validated!

I swam on my lunch break so I thought I deserved some validation (sorry for the terrible lighting)

Shoutout to the rock that acted as my tripod for this picture

Not now, gay hockey is on

Vaping while doing cardio at the gym?!

Gracie Abrams making the list because Spotify feeds the same songs across all my playlists 🤷‍♂️ the rest make sense

Nobody hypes me up like the little old ladies that take my water exercise class 🥰

It’s giving tuesday

Okay fine I’ll watch Heated Rivalry

good morning from the local queer coffee shop! Does anyone want anything?

Stranger Things continues to be the best Netflix property 🤯

Not bad for a bitch with no talent

It’s pouring rain and I’m about to go out for a birthday bar crawl wish me luck

I love Orville Pecks voice I just wish every song didn’t sound like it belongs in an old western saloon

I don’t see how this ends well for the orange man but I’ve also learned not to get my hopes up

Had to show off the haircut

Wait this new Hilary Duff single is a hit!

The best boy

Had a grocery store worker tell me to be vigilant during my weekly shopping trips because they are worried about violence and theft, especially as people are loading groceries in their cars. Absolutely wild that we’ve reached this point.

My weather apps this weekend

Water polo practices are making some points 🤽‍♂️

Mustache progress pic

Lord, take away his pain and give it to literally anyone in control of our government right now amen 🙏

31! 🎂

I get the Chicago hype 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Coming to phoenix when I am out of town for work is diabolical

Lower that poor woman’s microphone 🤣

You’re going to follow Lady Gaga with Alex Warren?

Powers restored

Visiting Chicago for the first time next weekend for a friends wedding send recs

Tried the witches brew alani today and I may be hooked

Was really rooting for those Tik Tok psychics yesterday

Roasting these 🌭 at 107° today

Love a river day