Breaking News!!!!! I can’t wait! This opening ceremony is going to be epic!!

When a reporter wants to talk about racial inequality in Montecito and you have to remind her that their future queen was outed as the royal racist. Squaddies bookmark and screenshot everything for this very reason! P.S she never replied back and we know why 😂

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Squint!!! 😅😅😅😅😅

All in the wrist 👀

BREAKING NEWS!!! The reason why Andrew hasn’t been kicked out of royal lodge has been revealed!! It’s all adding up now!!!!

Stoned 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

“YOU’VE GOT TO SAY PRINCE HARRY IS THE MAN OF THE YEAR.” Jeremy Vine went rogue. Only because the ginger avenger’s dragon slaying was too monumental to deny. It’s on tape now. #PrinceHarryWon #PrinceHarryVsNGN #Murdoch #TheSunNewspaper

BOO 👻👻👻👻👻

Drink a little somethin smoke a little somethin.

BREAKING NEWS!!!! They’re trying to settle!

My delulu era starts tomorrow. I’m protecting my mental health and not engaging with anything to do with that orange demon. I will not subject myself to hours of raging about that man or fear mongering. I’m watching what I consume and where I go on Beyoncé’s internet.

I just asked why she didn’t pay Citibank and if she’d seen her kids over the holidays?

Liar liar!

Our Princess is back!!!!

I thought she was irrelevant?

March 4th!

Date change!!! Please pass along!!! With Love, Meghan premieres on March 4th!! She has requested it due to the wildfires in her home state of California!

Show delayed until March 4th!!! Chin up this isn’t a big deal! Let’s prepare for IG games in 3 weeks!!

3 days left until the premiere of With Love, Meghan. #withlovemeghanonnetflix

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Jan 15th!!!!! With Love, Meghan Premieres!

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How rude?

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!

BREAKING NEWS! Prince William arrives for a pre Christmas luncheon at Buckingham Palace!

GB NEWS TROLLS FIRED! Karma has come for Christmas 🎄

Prince Archie & Princess Lilibet!!!

Just a reminder that for people who don't have family, or many friends, these type of holidays can increase depression, anxiety, & feelings of isolation and loneliness.

Part 2 Still no tears and a bad attitude.

Found this gem on tik tok. These Karen’s are a mess. She didn’t shed one tear 😅 Part 1

New profile pic! #sussexsquad

www.ctvnews.ca/world/rupert... In the words of nene leaks “you never win when you play dirty” 😂

She ruins everything 🤷🏽‍♀️

Kate is living a life of service at her 9-5 today and she doesn’t look happy about it. She use to pour drinks for rich men on yachts so she should be use to it 🤷🏽‍♀️.

Kate goes to “work”

ITS OVER!! More details about Will and Kate’s professional and personal separation emerge! A source reveals the #workshy Prince and his racist wife have drifted apart. “Wills is bored with her” “he wants more and it’s not her”

Now this is just nasty. You can’t take Kate anywhere 🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

Breaking News!! #SlumlordWilly has sent gift baskets to his tenants. The slumlord felt these items would help w/ home repairs and provide warmth to his tenants. Willy watched as these baskets were packed and sang “baby it’s cold outside”. #sussexsquad #workshywilly #royals

‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ by Mariah Carey on Global Spotify on December 1st over the years: 2024: #4 — 8.39M 2023: #1 — 7.16M 2022: #3 — 4.75M 2021: #7 — 3.76M 2020: #2 — 4.42M 2019: #2 — 4.12M 2018: #3 — 4.25M 2017: #12 — 2.75M