Hello, Dr. Beverlies Crusher. I mean! Hello, my Lego self-insert character with Dr. Crusher and Post-Jellico Counselor Troi.

If you had ✨ANIMORPH powers✨ and could turn into animals you've had tactile contact with, what would be your Top 5? (Only those you've been in contact with IRL though, as per Animorph rules!) 1- Orca <Of course!> 2- Bottlenose Dolphin 3- Grey Tiger-Striped Cat <Tucker> 4- Horse 5- Boa Constrictor

“Ugh, why aren’t I happy?” -What are you doing for fun? "The Internet?” -Does that make you happy? "...No?” -What used to make you happy? "…Legos?” -Then turn off the Internet and go build some Legos. Maybe put on some music or a Saturday morning cartoon while you’re at it.

Also craving the scent of a pine forest… maybe some exploration is in order for today!

I brought some veggies to snack on at work as a healthy option (and a craving for broccoli and dip) except now I’m craving a hot dog…

Definitely in a “wandering off” mood today.

Wishing I was sleeping in the tent tonight! Like most nights…

How do you ever know who *you* are?

I earned a long sigh of disappointment from the husband, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Sperm Whale plush and I kinda had to have it. Unfortunately, he’s not more huggable than my bed dolphin plush.

Wait, is this penguin kinda hot? The movie was released almost 20 years ago and I don’t think I was out yet when I saw it…

My notes for a new project that I started at work. Let’s just say that I’m burdened with dangerous knowledge…

Part of me is like, “Yeah, I think I can afford that.” But then I remember that I haven’t made my first million yet. Or… even come close. www.popsci.com/science/gus-...

If May first is May Day, is June first Gay Day?

Had a dream that I was going to run for the senate. Even in the dream I was like “This is probably a bad idea…” All Chuck’s gotta do is leak my FA page and then go back to sleep until AOC files to run. They might even print some “Horny for Inflation” bumper stickers to put the nail in the coffin.

50-foot orca demands pets.

I found this alien starship in the woods. It followed me home, can I keep it?

I love that Grogu’s favorite snack are just mint flavored macarons. They’re not alien, they’re French! I can get them at the grocery store!

I don’t know why it took me so long to realize that sometimes I just want to see two gay guys flirting.

How about a little Growth With Friends?

Do you think vulcanologists had to change the name of their profession after first contact with the Vulcans?

Every now and then, I remember to be thankful that if I want ice cream or a chocolate bar that I can just drive down the street to get one and not plot an expedition to the new world.

Happy Mother’s Day! To me…?

Yesterday I came in to work to discover a dolphin plushie at my desk. Turns out someone was cleaning their mother’s house and thought I’d like it. Last week, a manager gave me a glass dolphin for similar reasons. So I’m glad that I have that kind of reputation here.

Guys, you can just keep drawing him however you want. Like you already do.

What strange times we live in. I was listening to an album (I still buy my music!) and became convinced that it was AI generated. So I looked up the artist and was surprised to discover an actual living person recording the songs.

Why yes, I have been enjoying the new Dr. Pepper Blackberry flavor... YCH by @sugarboy.bsky.social FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/64850334/

Wanna see a magic trick? Good. Abra-cad-orb-ya! Art by @Orcaball.bsky.social (Poorly animated by me) www.furaffinity.net/view/64739701/

“Hey, do you want chocolate for breakfast?” -“No, I think I’d like some eggs and toast… maybe bacon or sausage.” “I’ve got a chocolate donut with chocolate glaze.” -“Perfect!”

Dr. Ryland Grace describing his new best friend.

The only clips I see of the Super Mario Galaxy movie include StarFox and I assume that the algorithm just knows which game I played growing up and which one I didn’t.

however, there should be more art of orcas. they're just kind of hot

That awkward moment when you have to call out from work because you’re stuck in bed. “What do you mean you’re stuck in bed?” “Well, I don’t know if I’m cursed or if the bed is possessed, but every time I try to get up the blankets wrap around me tighter and pull me back in!”

Inflating by mysterious means once again... (Art by Very Fat Darna on FA) www.furaffinity.net/view/64596966/

Were-orca curse but you transform whenever it rains.

Finally watching An American Werewolf in London for the first time. Thanks @svengoolieofficial.bsky.social!

It’s me! I’m the birthday whale! Birthday doodle by @orcaball.bsky.social

Me rn (Happy Birthday)

This is a cool video game/anime styled music video with furries and transformation! www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF2P...

Vore is just meat inflation. send tweet.

At dinner, Gizmo said to me, “My ears need to pop.” And I looked him in the eyes and said, “What do your ears need two of, son?”

Need to get some proper macro art before the month is out… probably too late now.

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned… Earlier I mentioned “the inflated whale population” in Maui but now all I can think about is populations of inflated whales…

Getting orbed. www.furaffinity.net/view/6437368...

When we go home today, the apartment complex gave us our 48-hour notice that maintenance would stop by to replace our internet either today or tomorrow. Guys, that’s not how time works!

I had a dream last night that I swam with a humpback whale and her calf. The calf has prosthetic flukes which fell off. A lot of the dream after that was holding people accountable for that failure.

I only did it, like, once as a kid but I feel like a lot of my problems could be solved by setting up my tent in the bedroom where I could listen to CDs by day and watch stand up comedy by night. But alas, these days my tent is too big and my room is too small. And the husband wouldn’t approve.

Maybe we should go to Swiss Chalet for my birthday. The last one in New York closed over a decade ago. I didn’t think I would miss them, but I do. My parents crossed the border into Canada to have dinner at Swiss Chalet for their anniversary one year.

Just saw a green meteor on the way home from the card store. Vividly green with an orange tail. My first thought was that it was actually a plane (or other man-made object) but it fizzled out and I doubt the Iranians are targeting the Buffalo Bills stadium.

I will hit the big 4-0 at the end of the month. Dunno how I feel about that. I don’t really think about how old I am, I tend to think about how old everything else has gotten. Favorite shows or restaurants are gone. Friends and family who are gone. My parents who expected to be grandparents by now.

I think I need to start cuddling with local friends.