Why is it that when we go to bed on Friday evening it feels like half of the weekend is over already?

Ew, why did I dream that Kim Davis was trying to steal the climate change data? She doesn’t need to become a recurring villain…

Ok, new plan: 1- We get an ocean side hotel room in Hawai’i 2- I learn how to turn into a dolphin. 3- We tell the hotel that I will play with guests as a wild dolphin in exchange for keeping the room. 4- I turn back into a person to keep our food costs down. (Optional) 5- Profit!

So we didn’t get to vote for a new Governor or cool mayor yesterday- the only contested race was for Town Justice. But we voted anyway! For all we know, we won’t get to next year.

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Realizing that I may be into inflatable pumpkins but it’s too late in the season to do anything about it!

So that was an interesting dream where I was an inflatable dolphin toy. Unfortunately my owner had a profound lack of imagination about what to do with me.

Ok, ready to start the weekend! Oh, tomorrow’s Monday already? Aw…

Coworker: You’re always so calm and collected! Me: Well, I try to be. Coworker: If I were you, I’d be curled up in the corner and screaming! Me: I did consider doing that…

Watch what you say Now they'll be calling you a radical A liberal Oh, fanatical, criminal youtu.be/pADasWwtlrM

The thing I was least prepared for about getting older is how old everybody else gets. My parents are grandparents now- slowing down and turning grey. Aunts and uncles are starting to lose track of where they are. Cousins have moved away and have families of their own. If I could turn back time...

I never really cared for Scooby Doo as a kid because all of the mysterious supernatural stuff always turned out to be some old man with a kazoo.

“This album isn’t that old: it came out in 2018. That’s what? 2 years old? 4? IT WAS 7 YEARS AGO!?”

If you are joining the boycott and cancelling your Disney+ or Paramount subscriptions, consider sending that money to PBS instead.

I’ve been on TikTok for years and I finally posted my first video. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMRSgujX/

I went to the car wash today for the first time. Ever. I even watched a video last night to prepare myself.

I want to go solo camping but I don’t want to go alone. Maybe if I bring a plush with me it won’t feel so lonely… 🤔

Me: I kinda wish I had a box that I could fit a trash bag into to make it easier to load up... My brain: Congratulations, you just invented the trash can... Me: HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MUCH THEY CHARGE FOR TRASH CANS!?

Josh Allen got hit so hard that *my* nose hurts. >_<

Also, I thought I was in a Halloween mood but now I think I’m just in a candy mood…

Every child who has gone Trick-or-Treating and received a “fun-sized” candy bar understands shrinkflation.

Turns out a lot of the things that bring me joy these days are things that I liked in the 90s but decided I had “outgrown” one day. One interest I did NOT expect to come back was Power Rangers. And yet, a cool dream I had last night planted the seeds for a cool reboot in my brain…

This pendulum is going to swing back so hard, the next president is going to be a drag queen.

What would you transform into?

Me: I’ll show you my wedding outfit so you can tell me what’s wrong it. Mom: Why? What’s wrong with it? Me: There are always rules. Mom: What rules? Me: There. Are. Always. Rules. 5 Minutes Later: Mom: You look good! Me: Thanks! … Mom: Not sure that tie goes with that shirt… Me: *Throws up hands*

Sonic judges my driving.

I’ve been contemplating a phenomenon where I feel that some flavors are “low” and some are “high” and I don’t quite understand how it works. Then I was eating something and felt “This flavor is left.” And I’m like WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

Somebody got me thinking about life sized plushie cars earlier. And that got me thinking about being inside a car and somebody hitting it with a plushie transformation ray so it transforms into a plush car all around you. 
So now I have to deal with strange new thoughts that I’ve never had before.

Mother: Are you sure you want to camp this weekend? It looks like it might rain. Me: That makes it better!

I love it when my car is parked next to my husband’s car because when the mirrors line up it kinda looks like they’re holding hands. ❤️

Captain Seabeard, how can they say you leave no witnesses when you say you've never killed anyone? "Arr, when I make them walk the plank, they be turned into a dolphin before they hit the water. Dead men tell no tales, but nobody pays any mind to dolphin chatter!" "I be plundering their humanity!"

I think if I could do it all over again I would go into psychology. I took a couple classes in college for fun but a few years ago two of my coworkers were fighting and I wished I could mediate the situation. I always thought my posting on the Enterprise would be Science Officer… not Counselor Troi

Trying to figure out who’s spending all of my money so I load my recent activity and… It me. I spent the money.

Every time I have to verify an address in Alaska, I kinda want to go to Alaska… And lately that’s been happening about 2-3 times a week.

Spontaneous Cetaceanification!

Camping With the Stars. There’s no celebrities, it’s just literally camping under the stars at night.

Really tired of people gaslighting me that it's not that hot outside. The hottest month on record in Buffalo was July 2020 with an average high of 79.5°. I just crunched the numbers myself and July 2025 averages to 80.5°. If you cut July 31st (66°) the average was 81°. NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THIS.

WAIT WAIT WAIT! I just learned my favorite Britishism. This just might be my favorite thing about the UK. Apparently they call this ride a “chair-o-plane.” Here in NY we just call it a swing ride. “Like, the BIG swing ride.”

Maybe I should start telling people that English isn’t my native language. “I’m sorry, I’m a whale trying to speak human and I have no idea what you just said.”

I’ve been stressed out since last night and reading the news today probably triggered a mild anxiety attack. I’m probably going to cut back from most things for a while.

On the Ecco the Dolphin remasters: What are your ideas and requests? We are a participatory design & development game studio! Please re-tweet-sky for reach 🙏🏻🐬🤗

Lazily looking around the room, only half aware of what is going on. There is a scientist keeping your body wet with a hose. Another is taking measurements while a third carefully records your progress on a clipboard while you slowly grow into a full-sized orca.

Don’t you hate it when there’s a typo in your records? The doctor just walked by and on his paperwork they spelled my name “TEST SUBJECT”

TF Trigger found!

*Raises eyebrow in dolphin*

Selfie

When you have multiple fursonas but you aren’t sure who to stick with so you TF a few friends (or others) to be copies of each of them so you can hang out and decide who you like more.

Look, nobody complained about it being woke when The Muppets would recast traditionally male roles to be played by women. Right, Benjamina Gunn?

Look, I’m just saying that the movie about an underwater empire whose warriors ride orcas into battle was a better movie.

"The whippings will continue until morale improves"