⠀ nessie. HE HAS A CARD?????

Maybe I should try to get back onto the dating scene. Who wants a 6'1" single mother with several restraining orders, mental illnesses, and can't stand for too long without falling over.

I still don't like that selene.

WH. Naaaaaah.

God my kids are so gay. Must get it from their father.

Yeah.

Good idea. Tell her I miss her.

Of course. I know she's helping Gladion manage the Foundation.

Oh, yeah. Ask Wicke, I had her bring me tons of it.

⠀ nessie. lusamine keeping the dark hair from Nihilego and dying it blonde is so peak though

Is what?

You asked if something was true.

What are you on about?

eh—?

. . . I haven't craved pudding this much since I had lillie.

" That's why you woke me up. . ? " A groan, rubbing her eyes. " I asked because I'm the worst. That's it. "

It's so boring living in the mansion alone. . . . I miss living in a mansion on my man-made company island.

" What do you want? " Raising a brow.

Lusamine Comm! :3

⠀ nessie. thank you double western bacon cheeseburger on twitter dot com for supplying me with lusamine art

What?

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

" . . . what? "

I am still rather pretty.

" It does. Hm. . . I don't think Pokedexes can scan humans. " She's not just going to tell her she's nearly fully Nihilego. Putting away the dex. " So curious. "

" You know, that's not actually a bad idea. " She began to dig into her purse, pulling out an old Pokedex. Scanning her alternate daughter.

" Indeed. You are technically part Pokémon now, oddly enough. I wonder if you have a Beast Boost as well? " She's thinking once more.

" Interesting. . . So you need work on poison, and need to learn how to utilize your rock type side. I'll have to find a PC at some point. My dear Amaura could help you. "

" Hm. . . Maybe we should practice, as well. It could help you get a handle on your form, and stop you from going berserk. "

" I can certainly improvise. And well, you do still have the power of an Ultra Beast. You could help. "

" Hm. . . I doubt it. I've seen quite a few horrifying things, and the idea of a feral jellyfish girl isn't very threatening to me. " Lusamine let out another laugh. " The probably can. . . "

" As much as I hate to be near them, they are a very important piece. They have the legendary Pokémon, and that can easily find and travel through wormholes. I don't think you have anything to worry about. I just need to talk to a few people. "

" Indeed. And if we really need. . . there is the trainer who stopped me. " A few nods.

" Oh, I have no doubt she will. Fortunately, I have an Ultra Beast of my own. One of even more beauty than I thought of Nihilego long ago. " She let out a chuckle. " We're both roaches. We won't go down easily. "

" If we were to do that, we'd have to deal with your Lusamine. And well. . . " She would look to the side. " Correction, I would have to. "

" Oh, no doubt. But I can live with that. " She just got even more curious. But she had to quell that. " It's probably a good thing. He would have ended up like you otherwise. "

" Of course he will. But he will listen, that I can guarantee. Just not always to me. " Shrugging. " That would make things easier. "

" Well, I can't make plans unless I have the resources. And I'm practically banned from the Aether Foundation. . . Maybe Gladion wouldn't help me, but he might help you. " She's concocting something, having that mischievous smirk on her face. " Two birds with one stone. "

" Oh, don't worry one bit. Lillie is too sweet for her own good. Honestly, if she saw you, she probably would have brought you in like a stray Lillipup. " A laugh. " Oh, I've given up on that sort of thing long ago. Type: Null wasn't our best work. "

She rolled her eyes a bit. Any time somebody told her the like. " Sure you can. If there's anything I know about Alola, is that the people are infuriatingly nice. Usually for tourism. "

" You're a monster because you did something outside your control? " Lusamine shook her head, poking her a bit. " I'm a monster because I did everything of my own volition. As is your mother. You, little one, are not. "

" Interesting. . . But nothing is certain. And if I can't remove the Nihilego DNA, I will try to remove the poisons from you. " She let go, shaking her head. " No wonder. If I saw myself, I'd try to plunge a knife into her as well. For you, I very well might. " Lusamine laid a hand on

" I wonder. . . Perhaps I could take you to Bill. He helped remove Nihilego's poison from my body. " She began stroking her hair. " If not, I am still a scientist. It just won't be easy to get back into the foundation. "

" Hm. . . That would quickly make us unstable. Just being in symbiosis with the beast did. . . " She held the tentacle, pulling her daughter close. " You're already beautiful. Becoming a Nihilego did nothing to change that. "

" Experiments. I see. . . Ultra wormholes. Always such an annoyance. My Lillie wouldn't think of standing near Nihilego. " Lusamine put a hand out, smiling. " It's hard to think of a version of me, worse than I already am. "

She quickly caught on. . . Raising a hand to her chin. Then, shooting a grimace toward the girl. " Disgusting. . . impersonating my child. "

. . ? Is that. . ?