siesta...

I've never owned a copy of Nevermind, but I have kept this since 1992. The grunge era was all about anti-humor.

i knew it...

I will be reading at Feeding Tube on the 19th. Come say hi and buy weird records. Thanks to Karen Schoemer for inviting me to be a part of this! Reading anything in the house of Byron Coley is fraught with peril! Mostly, because there are boxes of records EVERYWHERE.

This guy basically runs the country right now. bsky.app/profile/null...

I watched Hegseth today and I kept thinking: Is there anyone MORE moronic, LESS qualified, and LESS equipped to talk to veteran commanders and leaders of this country's armed forces? And then Trump came out on stage...

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So, now that all the Christians have ascended to heaven...can I have their stuff?

College radio station record covers. The social media of their day.

"Hey, what kind of phone is that?" "It's not a phone, its an e-reader." "Oh."

oh no the interweb ran out of stuff to tell you!!! quick, make some more stuff!!!

I might be paranoid, but Sydney Sweeney's new ad campaign, where she pays tribute to GG Allin, seems to pander to New Hampshire libertarians.

There is that sobering moment in life when you realize that now you are more Kate than Buddy. And it's okay!

This country really is going to hell. Denying a man and his alligator like this!

I've been bringing in a bunch of my own stuff from home to sell. Pass them on to a new generation of people...uh...my age. I am all about lightening my load metaphorically, physically, spiritually, constitutionally, and mentally.

I don't know if I've met a "Radical Left" before. I've met some registered Democrats in the past. Some of them were definitely sus as far as how much Americana they listened to. But even I have some pie in the sky "equality for everyone" skeletons in my closet. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCUG...

A fun game is to see how many words or sentences are devoted to descriptions or critiques of the visuals/cinematography in a New York Times movie review. I'll give you an example. Here is what I found in the ENTIRE review of *The Long Walk* printed in today's paper. Ready? "washed-out images".

Me and my pals Chuck Eddy, Douglas Wolk, Mark Sinker, Greil Marcus, George Smith, Frank Kogan and others writing in the Voice a week after 9/11. The only time in my life that I couldn't listen to music. www.villagevoice.com/talking-worl...

This popped up on my Youtube and after I stopped screaming I realized what my vision of hell was. Me in a room with these two guys talking and the undead voice of Johnny Cash singing Nine Inch Nails on a loop for eternity. Eh, I probably deserve it.

Fixed.

I weighed in. Like a dumbass. #kelefasanneh #newyorker #fuckthenewyorktimes #poptimismwasneverreally medium.com/@scottseward...

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I couldn't stop watching Mad About You yesterday. No commercials Hulu can be deadly. All their clothes look like they smell really good. So clean. I kinda wish I could smell their clothes. Is that weird? Eh, I've heard weirder. Even the dog looks like it would smell pretty good.

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For the record, I would contribute to the GoFundMe of an all drag queen My Bloody Valentine cover band called Shoegayz.

the Trump of soap thehill.com/homenews/544...

Melania's cousins? Can we do a wellness check?

I just read the 4,000 word think-piece on "Home" by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros that Donald Trump posted on Truth Social today in installments. Nice try, buddy. Where are those Epstein files you promised us!?

Every time I see a trailer for a Timothee Chalamet movie I can't help but think of how much more awesome the movie would be if John C. Reilly played Chalamet's part. I can't really think of an exception. This also worked for Shia Labeouf when he was a thing.

Hey, Vern, I bought myself a t-shirt! It's not Carhartt, but it's close. FYI: Our store is a safe place for anyone who feels threatened or at risk. And if you feel like giving in this time of need, I highly recommend giving to NDLON (National Day Laborer Organizing Network).

Why does this guy look like he's in disguise? Is it Mike Myers? Are we being pranked? I'm so confused.

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Let the record show that Melanie created AI in 1985. #VRrollerskates

I like to get in to work early and start my day with some inspirational hymns. #fuckronaldreagan

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And people used to say that you had bad timing! Love you, Ozzy! The leader of my fave rock band will always be alive for me. As long as I'm alive anyway. You were half myth to me to begin with. Thanks for helping me to stay strong when I needed strength! I owe you and those other three a bunch.

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I see you and I validate your truth.

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equalizer rock www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TxM...

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Got my new issue of Maggot Brain Magazine from @thirdmanrecords.bsky.social. It includes my long sad tale of sadness and a sad portrait of me that is my homage to Dorothea Lange and taken by my kid, Cyrus Seward. It's a great issue edited by the amazing @mikemcgonigal.bsky.social !

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For they are demonic spirits, performing signs, who go abroad to the kings of the whole world, to assemble them for battle on the great day of God the Almighty.

"School of Rock students with their instructor, Greg Ginn, before the much-anticipated Tribute to Rush this Saturday at the Hermosa Beach Middle School gymnasium..."

"I'm a good boi i got meself a widdle tweet. i'm a good boi i got meself a widdle tweet. weeeeeee!!!!"