Stepped out for a second

Just a reminder…

New year… same me!

Think I bulked too much too soon 😂

Idk why black people relish in the thought of black celebrities’ falls. Yall want Oprah, Jay-Z, and Bey to be criminals so bad. Like yall don’t at least hope the shit be lies and they are the symbols of black excellence? Yall minds are so reprobates that’s it’s sickening!

I was way too drunk last night… but I had a good lil time

This is exactly why ion go to family functions cause niggas just lie, folks let them, I ask questions now it’s awkward and I’m the bad guy for having a brain 😂😂

I gotta cousin who loves to marry one of Jedd Clampetts finest! He had one of his biracial kids with him. Me: his mama Hispanic? He looks like he got some Hispanic in him Cousin: no he black and white *they leave* My aunt: well you know they had a blood test and that ain’t his baby.

If yall ain’t doing shit, and in the Atlanta area, I’m hosting karaoke tonight down at 991 Piedmont Ave.

Bout to rewatch Harlem so I’ll my memory will be refreshed when the new season come on

Taking a break from hookah and alcohol. Jesus be a fence, gate, wall, and moat!

My local grocer didn’t have any smoked turkey, I did an Aretha Franklin and threw in some turkey jerky 🤭🤭🤭 they wasn’t my grandma greens but they was pretty good.

Pull up to Friendsgiving with the greens late. One of them sissy’s gone say I see why you late, it’s all over your neck. I went right ahead and blocked that man cause why would you do that!

Big mama ya arm!!

Bout to boil these ham hocks and pour these glory greens in there for this Friendsgiving! They won’t be able to tell the difference

Saturday morning cleaning… I think im becoming an adult now 😂

Wtf is going on with this traffic today! It’s literally taking me 45 minutes to 7 blocks

Actually… no! lol

Hump day…

Windows down, sunroof open

I want some pound cake

I want to date again but the way yall niggas were raised, I’ll be in jail.

This weather got me wanting to be the little spoon.

Anyone who has ever survived getting the broken, unhealed version of a person, just to later on see someone get that same person, but the version you wanted… Just know you deserve the world, and although it may not be clear, that wasn’t a path that was meant for you ❤️

Coffee run!

Rob Peace was good af!

Added fiber to daily regimen… stomach been tore up after every meal.

Not they done put me down for greens for the Friendsgiving. Baby I braise my collards… or cook with ham hocks. Lemme gone to Sam’s and get a few cans of glory greens.

I really hate when yall wear sweats and have no print…

Kinda in heat down to the oontz oontz. Might hop on a deportable dick

Has Dwayne mckell made it over here yet?

Anybody boosting the new essentials collection? I’m sick of paying full price

November ain’t been a good month for black history.

Seasons depression tried to kick in! No maam!

Yall… I ordered my regular from JJs yesterday (2 flounder 3 wings combo) and when I tell you they disappointed so bad. I was so sad cause I wasted my cheat meal and it wasn’t even good! 😢

Where to watch the UGA game?

I need some friends who like to do fun stuff. I’m tired of clubs and hookah.

Def felt the effects of the full moon

This fight giving me the anxiety of election night

58 years old and eating them punches like they, idc what the judges say, Tyson won!

Ok so basically this fight was for revenue…

Tyson got that boy running

Now miss Netflix… ima need my subscription fees refunded for this debacle

So can I deactivate my account in that other world?

@nice2meetmeagain.bsky.social done went lifetime and just forgot all about me.

Speedo check? Don’t mind if I do!

Been up since 6 working on this report cause I just my director wanted to see the progress id made… this man jumped off the call so fast without reviewing it! Now I’m pissed 😂

Finally a suitable replacement.

Please and thank you. Brazilians are black too, right?