ISEKAI'D MYSELF INTO RUNESCAPE TO WISH U A MERRY CHRISTMAS

please don't rob my house

programming note: I am visiting family for the holidays, CLAM STREAM will return on new years eve (maybe)

dog moistening

is there a word for the specific kind of visual/dialogue typo gags that h⭐r used everywhere? Because I have dozens of them living in my brain and they've been there for over 20 years and DAGRON might be the most obscure of all of them. I think about it every time in the context of dragons

CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience TONIGHT: - touching lava to simulate physical warmth - christmas! just a week away! - Comparisons and Discourse, probably TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9: XENOGEARS EPISODE 18: No Disrespect to Chaka Khan - This is different I swear - yeeowch! - last episode of the year! sorry in advance for next year TAP IN.... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience TONIGHT: - booing every other NPC - how's it goin little man? yea - the bals system™ TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - a Metroid Prime 4 Experience TONIGHT: - I will NOT mark out about mega man. - 0.0001% crystals obtained - getting excited when i can't go somewhere TAP IN.... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

this and reading wikis for media franchises I'll never watch/play/read while the TV has football reruns on for background noise >>>>>>>>>>>>

"AVVIES" AWARD WINNERS THREAD. Woe be upon the winners! ❤️ Watch live 👇 www.twitch.tv/UVW_CWA

CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience EPISODE 2: - ehhh? small energy? - lemmy kilmister appreciation zone - you're all seeing this, right TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 17: That's my mana, I don't know you - gotta get out of this dungeon - honestly wish i was playing metroid - real space heater hours TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

this is cool as shit and it's made by people who care and you should all check it out

CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience TONIGHT: - She Is Purple For An Amazing Reason! - backup metroid in case things go south - shouts out lemmy TAP IN.... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

fuck do u know about me

finally got my dumb ass back in the studio and I'm starting to realize how obscenely powerful claves are

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 16: Legally Distinct Kingdom of Zeal - I'm back! - It Wasn't My Fault I Swear™ - Bully and shame me into making more video game music (please) (no seriously please) TAP IN.... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

I KEEP BITING THE SAME SPOT ON THE INSIDE OF MY LIP!! FUCK!!! OW!!

clamhat thanksgiving edit

I don't think I've ever loved watching an athlete as much as I love watching Tyrese Maxey

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 15: Gang's All Here! - Cube Lube - Terra Finalfantasy - BANNED FROM ALL VILLAGES TAP IN.... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

pretty good

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 14: Life Goes On - Would you like some existential crisis with your existential crisis? - go birds baby. the beautiful game - top 5 lore dump game TAP IN....... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

dog maneuver

CLAM STREAM presents "Variety Night" TONIGHT: - the return of ART REVIEW. - peggle or baba? decide my fate. or something else. i dont know - why yes, i do stream on days besides monday TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

they're calling it the wrongest post of all time

is that good

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOBLADE EPISODE 13: Sick Again - 2 weeks of normal voice was fun while it lasted - i'm actually so normal about sports, and also esports, - let's talk about kirby music instead (to prove that i'm normal) - TWINK GUN PRIEST TAP IN.... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

good night, sweet prince

this is the quietest stadium I've ever heard in a championship game must be a great place to play if you're an organist though, no interruptions to worry about

i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong

about me

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 12: Distractions - Second screen going to be busy tonight - finally back on the world map - making fortunes and losing them immediately - being a hater TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

i cheer for him constantly but booing one of the greats is ALSO very fun. like booing mariano rivera or tom brady.

Blake Snell when he has to throw more than a few dozen innings in a calendar year

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 11: See? I Told You - I TOLD you Bart is fine. - Sko Blays edition - More free time soon edition TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 10: Back On The Farm Where I Belong - Done with regular sports ruining my life - time for ESPORTS to ruin my life - gamefaqs on the second screen (i need it) TAP IN.... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

I HATE not having my ducks in a row. If I see one of my ducks not in a row it's worse than being tortured

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS Episode 9: Bart's fine. - Seriously. I'm sure he's fine. - I know we haven't seen him in a while but he's fine! - I checked, Bart is definitely fine. - My voice definitely isn't though lol TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

CLAM STREAM presents "The Adventures of Team BWKAAK" - A Pokemon Unite Experience TONIGHT: - yessir we're BACK - sports? never heard of them - maybe normal voice again? who knows - IT'S BASTARD TIME TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

this entire gig felt like trying to parallel park

why do they call it weekend when you week in the free time week out tired waste the time

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 8: AHHHH THE METS - enjoying the one week where i get to be truly smug about sports - not a good sign when Xenogears is the only thing keeping me sane - woke up in geneva, aw man i did it again TAP IN.... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

The Jackson 5 - Darling Dear (part 1) Take 336 of 351 (over the span of 3 months). This is not an accomplishment but it is a record of where I'm at. Nothing else matters if it isn't funky. Long Live James Jamerson. #bass #cover #jackson5 #jamesjamerson

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 7: Aura Farming - Xenogears Hype Moments compilation - Multiplying Sephiroths - And They All Have Gundams TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

I went my whole life never learning which Late Night Jimmy was which and by the grace of god I'm not about to start now