good night, sweet prince

this is the quietest stadium I've ever heard in a championship game must be a great place to play if you're an organist though, no interruptions to worry about

i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong

about me

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 12: Distractions - Second screen going to be busy tonight - finally back on the world map - making fortunes and losing them immediately - being a hater TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

i cheer for him constantly but booing one of the greats is ALSO very fun. like booing mariano rivera or tom brady.

Blake Snell when he has to throw more than a few dozen innings in a calendar year

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 11: See? I Told You - I TOLD you Bart is fine. - Sko Blays edition - More free time soon edition TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 10: Back On The Farm Where I Belong - Done with regular sports ruining my life - time for ESPORTS to ruin my life - gamefaqs on the second screen (i need it) TAP IN.... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

I HATE not having my ducks in a row. If I see one of my ducks not in a row it's worse than being tortured

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS Episode 9: Bart's fine. - Seriously. I'm sure he's fine. - I know we haven't seen him in a while but he's fine! - I checked, Bart is definitely fine. - My voice definitely isn't though lol TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

CLAM STREAM presents "The Adventures of Team BWKAAK" - A Pokemon Unite Experience TONIGHT: - yessir we're BACK - sports? never heard of them - maybe normal voice again? who knows - IT'S BASTARD TIME TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

this entire gig felt like trying to parallel park

why do they call it weekend when you week in the free time week out tired waste the time

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 8: AHHHH THE METS - enjoying the one week where i get to be truly smug about sports - not a good sign when Xenogears is the only thing keeping me sane - woke up in geneva, aw man i did it again TAP IN.... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

The Jackson 5 - Darling Dear (part 1) Take 336 of 351 (over the span of 3 months). This is not an accomplishment but it is a record of where I'm at. Nothing else matters if it isn't funky. Long Live James Jamerson. #bass #cover #jackson5 #jamesjamerson

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 7: Aura Farming - Xenogears Hype Moments compilation - Multiplying Sephiroths - And They All Have Gundams TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

I went my whole life never learning which Late Night Jimmy was which and by the grace of god I'm not about to start now

dog adornment

hmmm

Imagine how annoyed you get as the Harlem Globetrotters pretended to pass you the blunt but then just kept fucking with you.

get his ass

art review will happen... soon

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 6 - You Should Really Go... - Magic Number edition - Rapidly losing track of the voices for each character - this counts as staying on schedule (im sorry) TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

CLAM STREAM presents "Fagen Friday's: New Frontier" - A Dark Souls 2 Experience with @fracturefalcon.bsky.social TONIGHT: - MOP MOP MOP MOP MOP MOP - AHHHHHHHHHH THE METS - dragons i guess who cares TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

now that the Bairs 500 commentary has been announced I can finally share my updated headshot. hire me for your next event

I got into the beta for 2xko but I'm not interested it so I won't play it and I won't let anyone else use my account to play it either

brembo

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS Episode 5: It's all just RANDOM - probably gonna crack the seal on the xenogears wiki tonight - the indelible joy of being a hater - cables....... cables................. TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

Outrageous Cam Newton fit of the day

CLAM STREAM PRESENTS "Fagen Friday's: New Frontier" - A Dark Souls 2 Experience with @fracturefalcon.bsky.social TONIGHT: - I will only continue to get more stubbornly dumb - Using whips as punishment (but not like that) - "Hey check this out" TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS Episode 4: Got a car, now we're broke - please doctor, the dialogue, it's very good - wrangling the reverb pedal (badly) - you know my name TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

successful first meal in the nitchen (nitchen is short for new kitchen)

CLAM STREAM PRESENTS "Variety Night" - A DUCK GAME Experience TONIGHT: - return of DUCK GAME. - that is all you need to know - who is playing? you are. you are playing. you are playing DUCK GAME right now DUCK IN.... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

CLAM STREAM Presents "Surprise! It's Daytime!" - A Tabletop RPG Experience TODAY: - Delta Green: Last Things Last! - Handled by @theadosia.bsky.social, also featuring (note: include other players here) - OOOOHHH SCARY (content warning) SURPRISE IMPROMPTU STREAM TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

pretty good

pretty good

put it in the Louvre

thank u kyle

CLAM STREAM PRESENTS "Fagen Friday's: New Frontier" - A DARK SOULS 2 EXPERIENCE WITH @fracturefalcon.bsky.social TONIGHT: - on a WEDNESDAY edition - reunion tour! - we have exciting new ideas for you! by which i mean frac does. I didnt prepare anything TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS EPISODE 3: Legally Distinct Johnny Guiltygear - no he's different, look - you didn't leave anything on the boat, right? - trying to learn everything i can before i crack and open the wiki TAP IN... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

CLAM STREAM PRESENTS "Variety Night" - A Baba Is You Experience Tonight: - i've gotta be near the end. i've gotta be - my hat says "University" on it. i'm not allowed to be stupid - you're not allowed to call me stupid TAP IN..... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT

‪CLAM STREAM PRESENTS "Variety Night" - A Baba Is You Experience Tonight: - Nice try, hedgehog!!! - burning every bridge i can see - CLAM IS YOU (derogatory) TAP IN...... NOW twitch.tv/CLAMHAT