Ugh. Dying again. I hate baseball. (I love baseball)

Alright! Mariners score first. That means Toronto scores 5 in the next half inning

Literally every time I see an actress that looks familiar, and look up the movie, it’s Olga Kurylenko.

Someone should be awarded the Nobel Piss Prize

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CAL!!!!!!!! 🔱

I almost died. But it was worth it. ALCS

Yay!

It’s time to sub in the Portland Frog for a pinch hit!! #mariners

Double ugh.

Life was rough living in the Portland war zone. Dodging bullets, avoiding fires, near starvation with no businesses surviving. But it was a Mariners game that killed me.

Wow.

Is there a Bluesky filter that will only allow me to see @minakimes.bsky.social during Mariners games?

Ugh.

I was born and raised in Portland, still live there. It was this weird big but small city, and my life was spent downtown at Powells and punk shows. It’s so weird now to find it the epicenter of Trump’s War on America. #portland

#Portland I went up to this 15th floor rooftop bar so I could observe the troop movements in the ongoing Portland conflict.

Hallmark Mystery Channel. Also known as the People Standing Around Talking Network

In other news, I ended my parasocial relationship with Sydney Sweeney when I found out how she registered. Hard, but had to be done.

Fun fact about me: Broke up with a girl because she wouldn’t go see Beavis and Butthead on Ice with me.

I hate it very much. And I’m cursed to live with an uncle that listens to that crap all the time. Thank god I’m good at setting boundaries.

I saw people here say regarding Clair Obscure Expedition 33 “It really is so French.” And then I started playing it and was like, “Duh - it’s literally Paris!”

I believe in Three Chord Cosmology - the idea that everything in the universe rotates around a spinning Ramones record.

Well, this at least solved one problem for me - Bluesky usually goes dead after 10pm

What was the difference between Trump’s military parade and mine? Trick question. The answer is nothing. Nobody showed up for mine either.

The Kilmar Abrego Garcia situation reminds me of the Dreyfus Affair. But who in America society has the cachet to pull off a J’Accuse?

When reading/writing, I will always prefer 10 words when 1 would do. When listening, get to the damn point.

Ok, Japan. You win.

If they sold stock in my future, I’d be inclined to buy puts.

Lame.

This chart is clearly TVA propaganda

My 20 games deep Steam wishlist is all turn based.

Was just reading an article about James Baldwin. He said unlike the white community, black people were not shocked by the Holocaust. They’d already experienced the dehumanization that allowed it. While I’m fully aware of all that he was referring to, it’s still disturbing.

The truly efficient laborer saunters to his task in a wide halo of ease and leisure. - Thoreau

I’m hungry. I’ll think I’ll eat tariffs.

I never would have guessed that’s who Kleya was.

If I started my own church, it would be called Our Lady of Holy Hell.

Sigo diciendo Golfo de Mexico

And just like that, I have tickets to Long Knife in Seattle.

18 hour road trip to San Diego starts now!

It surprises me how my feed just dies at night. Doesn’t anyone stay up these days?

Today on “Hills I Will Die On”: Beavis and Butthead is the epitome of mankind’s artistic achievement.

There are reasons I hate Pat McAfee. And he keeps proving me right.

I love this guy! I named him Elvis Costello. Thanks, @octopuscaveman.bsky.social !

I’m not sure Elon doesn’t smell worse.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, To fetch a pail of heavy water; [Insert nuclear fission joke/conclusion here]

Your outtie is not a Nazi.

Helping my uncle move. I saw this and thought, “That’s what a male praying mantis does!”

The enshittification of the USA is almost complete.

I asked ChatGPT, and it came down on Blake Lively’s side after examine all the evidence. Take that, Candace Owens!

Read a lot of criticism of the new Daredevil series. So far, after 2 episodes, totally unfounded. It’s amazing. Has all the gravitas of the Netflix series. It’s amazing.