I don’t think John Gibson’s Red Wings debut could have gone any worse

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Hey Red Wings:

Further correction: Oliver Kapanen is on pace for 82 goals, while Zachary Bolduc is on pace for 123 goals this season. #GoHabsGo

Mike Matheson is having a great start to his season

Give Oliver Kapanen the Calder 🏆

Correction: Zachary Bolduc AND Oliver Kapanen are both on pace for 82 goals this season. #GoHabsGo

Not to get ahead of myself… but Zachary Bolduc is on pace for 82 goals

Habs down 1-0 quickly for the second straight game. And well deserved. This team is slow to start games.

After 2021, the Habs are just destined to suck forever when playing in Toronto. Nothing ever goes their way in that building anymore. I genuinely can’t stand it.

Nah I’m pissed. Fuck that. I hate that fucking building. It’s a horror house for this team. Onto tomorrow. #GoHabsGo

Habs are done. Absolutely no answers. We need a lucky break ffs.

Hockey gods just want the Habs to be cursed in Toronto for an eternity. Fucking hate that building. Even when we play well we never fucking win there anymore.

Despite that tying goal. I feel the Habs are playing well tonight. They’re playing with pace and possessing the puck quite a lot

YES BOLDUC! First goal as a Hab!

KAPANEN! First NHL goal!

Close enough. Not his goal, but Nylander is an absolute Habs killer.

Funny how the Scotiabank arena was louder when the Habs skated out 🫢🫢🫢

Happy hockey season everyone! #GoHabsGo

In my head it’s already 1-0 Leafs. Obligatory William Nylander goal against us. Happy game day! 🤣 #GoHabsGo

damn it.

Today seems like a really good day to announce a Lane Hutson extension

Now that Cayden Primeau is with the Leafs organization, I fully expect them to dress him against the #Habs at some point this season and post a 72-save shutout

is this man okay 🤣 #F1 #SingaporeGP

saving this for future use #F1 #SingaporeGP

"If you speak to me every lap I will disconnect the radio" God I love cunty Alonso 🤣 But he’s justified. Aston Martin sucks. #F1 #SingaporeGP

Alonso has absolutely rotten luck. such bullshit…#F1 #SingaporeGP

This. Was it aggressive by Lando? Sure, but this is motor racing. Not a friendship championship. #F1 #SingaporeGP

Fuck the Ottawa Senators for an eternity. Absolute shitbag loser team.

KIRBY LETS GOOOO

Habs-Sens games might require bulletproof vests from now on

Tickets acquired. November is gonna be fun for me. See you at the Habs-Flyers and Habs-Mammoth games 👊🏻 #GoHabsGo

God that was satisfying, seeing two Senators getting the absolute tar beaten out of them Fuck that team.

Florian is an animal. Holy smokes, kids got some bombs 🥊

Alright time to do something better with my time. Preseason or not, what an absolutely lifeless effort.

Holy smokes what a set up by Demidov to Laine 🔥

Death Taxes Habs suck a mountain of ass against the Leafs Hockeys truly back 🤙🏻

You’d think Sam Montembault is a big Scott Laughton fan by the softies he’s letting in

Idc if it’s preseason. I’m sick of the Habs getting owned by the Leafs. We suck against them in any type of game…

Pierre Houde on RDS is always referring to Luke Tuch as Alex Tuch 😅 Well to be fair to Pierre, I would also love Alex Tuch as a Hab

Both Xhekaj brothers scoring tonight with their mom in the crowd is simply amazing. #GoHabsGo

Arber can’t be doing that kinda shit. Habs power play turns into being shorthanded and then leads to a Flyers goal.

Florian Xhekaj has some Neptune sized balls to drop the gloves with Deslauriers. Holy smokes.

I think Slafkovsky is going to be alright, but man do I hate seeing a skate to the face. Hate it, so much.

Alex Bump of the Flyers has the best name out of anyone playing rn

Jacob Fowler is perfect.

Jacob Fowler. Holy shit

After the first period of pre-season I only have a few thoughts: -Trade everyone -Tank for McKenna -Relocate the Canadiens to Cleveland -Turn the Bell Centre into a Costco Everyone panic.

Laine just broke some dude’s ankles

My god, what an absolutely horrible weekend for Oscar Piastri. Probably his worst ever in #F1. 3rd longest non DNF streak in F1 history comes to an end. #AzerbaijanGP