How long did the legal and marketing departments spend on the copy for The Boys‘ ”Adult Toy”? Nowhere does it say “masturbator“ “stroker“ or any specific body parts, just “pleasure” and “sensation.” It‘s a dumb gimmick to start with but the failure to commit is funny.

Did a fun little interview for @underweargasm.gay underweargasm.com/underwear-in...

Not only is work finally not terrible this month but there’s Outfest, a threesome in the works, my birthday, gay camping, and an NYC trip on my schedule. Libra season is delivering ♎️

Listen, I’ve tried to start locktober but it’s not happening. The cage I have is just a little too small and, more importantly, not suitable for extended wear with a foreskin. It might become a b-day gift for a certain oomf.

if they made True Blood today they couldn’t have called him Russell Edgington

At the hands of @eletricsquid.bsky.social

I’m in a good mood today. I’ll bite.

Fucked an ex and I think it was actually the rare occasion where it was actually the closure I needed.

Think today I’ll focus on the 4skin of July

So many to choose from

When is AI going to start saying “are you sure you meant to set that alarm for 4:30~PM~? You’re definitely going to miss your train dumbass”

Been a minute #monochromemonday

Some #sundaycumday fireworks for the end of 2024

Wouldn’t miss it for the world #fcf

It’s too cold 🥶 #monochromemonday

Hotel horny for #sundaycumday 💦

Feeling it for #softiesaturday this week

In she spirit of the season, unwrapping a FCF present

How your email finds me this humpday

Post the oldest dick pic (nude 🤷‍♂️) on your phone. (I made this for a stupid thing in college with a square of the original painting covering my crotch. I’ve barely shown anyone that version, much less this one. I don’t have the original un-photoshopped version but I actually still kinda love this)

Join me? I’m sure I can make room. #monochromemonday

Eventually I might get bored of it but today is not that day #fcf

A sweaty #humpday to you all

Show off the dick root, boys

Monochrome Monday softie but look look at the hard shadow from that vein

Should I add Sunday cum day to the weekly schedule?

Fat, and I cannot emphasize this enough, Cock Friday

Gay NSFW BlueSky feels like high school spirit week sometimes. Pajama Day! School color day! Hump day! Dress like a teacher day! Fat Cock Friday!

You in a hotel room

Realizing at 28 I should have made my regular account Nick96 and my alt Nick69

All over myself 😝 📸💞 @nrboudoir.bsky.social

Putting this AirBnB mirror on my Christmas list

Hump Day pic to show I have brains and beauty

GAWK #gaycock #traintuesday #getrailed #loCUMotive #softtohardtuesday

I love hearing how much you enjoy it. 😈 @xxxleander.bsky.social

Monochrome Monday for good measure

Golden✨

Stuffed

Figured I should bring over everyone’s favorite frotting and synchronized cuming video. Ft @bananasnsfw.bsky.social

How about a #humpday clip

Best dick pic club! Quote with your current fave 😏

Towel Tuesday? Thigh Tuesday? Tummy Tuesday? Touch it Tuesday 😉

Jockstrap thread.

Not feeling like work this week but at least I have a couple days off to relax 🌞

Semi Sunday? Idk what we’re doing. Just like the nude.

show me something RED from your camera roll. Mid-photoshoot with @eletricsquid.bsky.social

Softie Saturday. Give some love to a grower.