This rules, Baseball is so weird and good actually

King shit. What a game

Yahoo! Fantasy Baseball app tells me which of my players are using torpedo bats, this is a data point I will fold into generally not paying attention to my team or players on a day-to-day basis

We had a great time at Treefort Music Fest last week! This live recorded episode will be in our feed soon, as will new not-live episodes! It's a great day to subscribe (or add us back!)

Happy #openingday to those who celebrate! Took a lil break from TMF to catch some baseball. Catch us at 3pm Saturday @ Boise Contemporary Theater in beautiful downtown Boise ID for another great live show! No ticket or festival wristband required

Came to skeet this only to see that it's already been skeeted. Sort yourself out, HOF bozo

Took the Christmas tree down for the inauguration but we're putting it back up tomorrow in continued observance of President Carter's passing 🫡

#nationalhatday. Everyone do the needful and watch your disposable income

I like the ASG hats but I will admit that paired with the whole uni it all ends up being a bit much. I like the orange/cream of the AL hats tho. But I also enjoyed the HRD when the consensus was it sucked and is boring so maybe I'm a huge square? Hard to say

Seeing spicy takes about the Derby being boring bc of the new rules but like...it wasn't? I found the new rules to have a net zero effect on my enjoyment and I liked it before the rule changes this year so 👍👍👍

Fully thought Teoscar was cooked in that second round, showed up big in the tiebreaker. The Home Run Derby is Good, Actually

The answer is obviously dingers, why not play some fiddle while Rome burns? Plus- dingers!

Felt like Ramirez broke the backs of everyone who batted after him, doesn't it? It was pretty much over after his go #homerunderby #HRDerby

Go give The Onion a dollar you deadbeats

"It shall be an heirloom of my kingdom...all those who follow in my bloodline shall be bound to its fate, for I will risk no harm to the ring...it is precious to me, though i buy it with a mild sunburn and overpriced beers."

The O's go right into John Denver's "Thank God I'm A Country Boy" after "Take Me Out To the Ballgame" in the 7th, almost in the same breath. I thought it was weird so I looked up why, and the reason is still pretty weird! Anything can be a tradition if you just keep at it, reason be damned

Jackson Holliday is the youngest man to ever live

The Brewers' road caps look like cub scout hats from a distance. I have nowhere else to put this information so it's yours now

If you like a relatively small payoff for a lot of effort and mess, have I got the perfect ballpark treat for you

This may be a controversial take, but let's go baseball

Also I plan on having our Treefort live episode in the feed this coming Monday so keep an eye out for that. I think we're going to manage every other week for episodes which will be chill

I'm going to the east coast for work this weekend, so of course I'm squeezing in as much baseball as I can. Camden & Nats Park are on the menu, but as it happens I'll be in Wilmington & I can't wait to meet this dapper fellow to see what if anything he has to do with Blue Rocks or indeed baseball

As a globalist, I must insist everyone not look up today

😬😬😬

Today was the day Bryce Harper became a Philly

Here hold this bag real quick for me, my arms are tired. I promise I'll take it right back

Some pics from our recent #TreefortMusicFest live show, including a dumb meme I made to advertise the show. Also, my cars odometer rolled over to 80085 one night coming home after the fest, which is funny bc boobs. That TMF episode will be in the feed soon!

Which stat is wilder, this or the fact that the A's are lapping the league in errors having played like 5 games so far

New episode is out! The once-and-future co-host Cody Fitch joins Matt to talk Mariners Mariners-ing, the sorrow of the A's and In-N-Out wait times. Listen here or wherever you get your podcasts!

Hey Bluesky! Our year of mourning being kicked off the deranged billionaire birdsite is over. We're coming back with new episodes, drop us a follow for all the latest! Starting out here with a snip of the post that sent us into exile. Happy Trans Visibility Day pals, we stand by it!