4 minutes to save my season. If the players can’t be arsed, neither can I

Have been becoming more and more disenchanted with watching football for years now, all data driven and technical which undoubtedly had to happen and they all use the same data. This has made it predictable and boring. Like this Celtic team.

Football without fans is nothing, as someone once said. Better with the sound off just now. This is a throwback to the Covid season(s)

Please don't get him out for Sunday. It's the only chance we've got

Hair we go, hair we go, hair we go. Oh The Clyde One Phone In Will Be Glorious Tonight...

Best Rick Roll ever

Slight Remix for the new season

Took me a while to do this many moons ago, one of the better colourisations I managed… however…

It’s that time of year again

Is it Art-IS-inal, or Art-EASE-inal?

That final just goes to show a) on any given day a pumping can happen b) if you spend £billions eventually it might happen c) eventually you have to turn off the sound because of the inanity of the co-commentary and opinion givers

Amazing the shite you collect over the years. Starting to clear the loft and found some oddities early on. Forgot about most of them.

Anybody think that the Ambassador for Estate Agents has slipped below the standards required and will be making the big flit himself soon? A role model for the ages... the dark ages

Mind that day we got beaten by the relegated club? Me neither. Today is what it’s about. All the blips and disappointing results are footnotes on another successful season. Next week there’s a chance to make it one of the best.

One for those of an RGC vintage...

Happy #AlbertKiddDay to all those who celebrate

I don’t think I’m too premature to announce that we might just have done it again!

Enjoy this season while we've got it, it might be our last enjoyable one for a decade. We've got nothing to look forward to once the productive conversations become reality. It was nice while it lasted. www.skysports.com/football/new...

Ach well. If it had happened today we’d have celebrated. Win next week and get a point the week after, will be another two happy weekends, unlike last week’s which was shite. It could be worse. If comebacks from 2-0 down make them happy, and keeps the four fuds in situ for next season, then great

All together now...

“What have I done…?”

This will either be prophetic or completely the opposite. Who knows? They might be successful and the American conglomerates won't need to hire another new one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qUt...

Apparently you can get 3 failed managers for the price of one at Helen Street Asda. And they throw in a goalkeeping coach at no extra cost

Football Head Coach CV: Clyde: Poor run of form - resigned Kelty Hearts: Got them into the League - resigned Alloa: struggling in the league - resigned Pundit: resigned 4 ex players, a loose cannon goalkeeping coach, and 2 other ex managers/pundits - The fans will love the staunchness Sorted

He’s gone folks, gone forever. We will remember the dignity, the laughs and most of all, the Queens Park result

Not quite as good because of our result, but still… Their fans are resigned to them being shite their players are resigned to themselves being shite and they all hope the manager has resigned. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrrI...

IF they're going to add their "war time ringers" trophies and the Petrofac Cup, surely a cup won at Wembalee should count as one of ours. I think Naylor and McCourt are the hidden ones. Who's the Art Garfunkel in the front? Jeez we sure had some memorable players back then didn't we?

Mind when they had a centenary, then some forgettable display for 150 (or 149, but in reality 10), but nobody could, in the words of the legendary Bucks Fizz, make their mind up?

Who'd have thought this would reach its teenage years?

Apparently there was this song from the 1930s www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dNY...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrrI... This is becoming too regular an occurrence this season... surely you all know it by heart by now?

Back teeth are floating, and the cloth is being caressed… would you?

Is this guy still walking the line in the lower leagues? Or did he get Red card, Red carded?

For Those About to Buy (We Will Rook You)

It's nearly all done until the summer folks. After tonight we can concentrate on other matters, like whether Maeda is now the new Kyogo, Jota is the new Maeda, and Idah will fulfil his promise

Phew! Avoided the Scales v Mbappé showdown. Just got to deal with Kane’s submariner impersonations

Mutually Consented FC

You've Seen Celtic and Scotland's brilliant winger Jimmy Johnstone on the field, but have you heard him SING ?

Kyogone, Jotarrives. Let's see what happens.

Every Scottish street just now

What do you notice? I

Someone gets asked about Player A going to their club, which gets a non-answer which gets an AI headline on a rumour site which gets nabbed by media outlets looking for snippets online to make into a story which gets fans arguing vociferously which dies out when debunked, then Player B is mentioned…

Espanyolification! 15pts above 8th

Brakes on

Mate just sent me this. Global impact indeed

Wait… does this mean they’re back or not? If a team doesn’t win many away can they be considered in with a chance?

VAR… whit’s it like?