I was yesterday years old when I figured out what spells the Mushrooms are asking for.

Who else like the 👊👁👄👁👊 mons. They aight I guess 🤙 Requoteo yours if you even know pokemon ♻️

Alert the press - no wait! Alert @yammibammi.bsky.social

"It looked like a chicken nugget. It was long and thick...like the 90s. But it wasnt. It said Aardvark." -my wife

Pokemon needs to stop making "streamer" characters. Iono was alright but Canari is stupid as hell. I want her neck snapped

Pokemon ZA; not so bad. Its actually fast paced and enjoyable. Its oddly satisfying and runs well on my OLED switch 1. Get it and fight me

Nintendo/Pokèmon be like: "Cease and Desist! NOW!" Everyone on tiktok that one time: Uses Driftveil City track SOOO much kids have no idea where its from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Alright serious post: ignore last one Anyone who plays MH Wilds wanna join my Lagiacrus Gem farm? Dunno when Ill be on but sometime today later afternoon or tomorrow midday-ish

I could really go for a cookie from K-mart rn

Today years old when I found out Mystique is Nightcrawlers mother

My wife pointed out everytime I post I gatekeep. This may be true but Im also very correct

To anyone who is saying Chestnaughts mega is cool: No you're not allowed to use him if you picked Greninja playing X/Y or if you never gave Chespin a second thought. His mega is literally the same but different colors and he uses his pauldrons as weapons

YT brainrot is telling me to play Snake Eater (Delta) but lowkey I think Id rather play the original 🙃

Shout out to anyone named Barnabas or Barnaby. Sounds like a Pokémon ass name 👌

Its that time of year gang... 🎃+🍑=☠️

I feel like NJ would have creatures from Fallout living in it. Just driving around I think "mm yeah there should be a mirelurk somewhere around here"

I remember when Dead By Daylight was scary...now Im scared FOR it

When life hands you doo doo...just keep going I guess

Oh to live a life as Crash Bandicoot in a little hampster ball

And my smoothie btw

I might notve gotten Zenos G'raha or Lightning but:

Dear Nintentdo, Why my Gamecube load faster than my Switch OLED?

Im gunna say it: Elden Ring Night Reign needs more Dark Souls and less Elden Ring

Hot take/ Question: Are the streamers who get free stuff just glorified Quality Assurance testers?

Gamers! What are you doing with your $5 from Gamestop?

How I felt hearing about "Elden Ring: The Cashgrab" compared to playing "Elden Ring: You Miss DarkSouls2 dont you?"

If youre reading this you want to get Elden Ring: NightReign and play with me so bad 🌀👁👁🌀

It wouldnt be morning with a head hort

So BHVR thought it was a good idea to make a *quest* reveal survivors for 800 seconds. So I thought it was a good idea to do that as Tier 1 Michael. The Survivors didnt like that when they all went to save 1 Survivor from the hook and I downed everyone of them...sounds like a skill issue. 🤷

I think Im going to implode if I work customer service the rest of my life

Every YouTuber ever: "Did you know in Bethesdas new game Oblivion; which is like Skyrim but harder, you actually have to sleep to level up???!!"

Me realizing its my birthday

me when I hear the PS1 startup sound

Life is like DarkSouls II.. *fart sfx w/ reverb*

My synopsis of Avowed so far: -youre jesus but if jesus were hand picked by the emperor instead of excecuted -noone likes you because you go to another country and try to "make it better" (but you actually do try to make it better but by curing a plauge and not by politics) cont...

Yo gamers come check out this new game Avowed 👀 www.twitch.tv/vorpal_nova

Someone plz make me work on my game again. I think about it all day and then I get home and just stare at my screen...

Thats not Silent Hill thats a heartless (further proving my theory that Silent Hill is just like Kingdom Hearts)

Quick someone send me money /jk

Crazy how some games are just not fun unless you run the meta...wth Well i might be late to the party but ptcg is fun again 🦹‍♀️🃏

Currently obsessed with Father Gascione going "hrrnng ..whats that smell?" Because he stole that from my character voiced by my friendris

If you were in a Hero Shooter game what would be your Ult voiceline?

Orange you glad you gave me some 🍊 @yammibammi.bsky.social

2 things I JUST discovered in Jak 2: -taking a gun out changes the music -you can tilt vehicles foward and back

Is it me or is the way Marvel Rivals handles its battle pass is really bad? -you earn less in-game currency back in rivals ~$1 less = youll always have to spend on future passes -past BP only accessible *if* you paid for them -(probably just me) but emotes and sprays are majority of the pass

So I solved my controller issue... Who has Demon Souls? @ add me and convince me to get ps+ (or dont I just needed the controller)

Guys I need a new controller -Walmart screwed me over and Gamestop only carries current gen garbo- What are some good alternatives and third party controllers that are ps4 shaped?

I feel the way I am tired or drunk is how I am over-caffinated 🥴 Wouldnt be me rn tho 👁

My cat is Sans Undertale ~Merry Holidays~

Now I dont like MOBAs at all...but what would be kinda neat is if Marvel Rivals had some sort of gamemode that was like a MOBA and not just the whole game 🤔 like a pvpve type thing