this is cute as shit i might just start doing this to people instead of murdering them

dude you know what's crazy i took some pills earlier that slowed down time to a crawl where like 1 second was the equivalent of like 8000 years and they only just wore off like right as im typing this

admittedly that was an abysmal way to tell everyone im back

as in it's jeff you can't tell though

it's me

ok im gonna visit my mom now see you later

i think i miss my mom

anyone else think eating people is gross

ah

HE DOESN'T SAY SHIT SO I DON'T THINK I'M IN ANY REAL DANGER BUT I NEED TO GET THIS MESSAGE OUT DONT TRUST HIM

IT'S JEFF JASON STOLE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT AND WON'T GIVE IT BACK IDK HOW LONG I HAVE

ch ch ch ah

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hey

i sent a joke job application to wendy’s under the name “jeff the cashier” and they accepted wtf

i live for the hunt

been getting into baking recently but it's been hard cause i keep killing the teachers

think its a no but theres always next time

will you be my valentine

who am i shipped with lol

dude i'm actually jeffed up right now good lord

sorry for my absence i got my shit rocked by this fat dude who kept insisting he was my uncle and only now escaped from his weird ass house

who are you bro

ultra jeffstinct

i am powering up

i was trying to kill this guy but they were listening to femtanyl and i honestly think that shit is scarier than i am

i love it, uncle grandpa. i can slaughter in style now

holy shit when did i get 100 followers

bro this alan guy keeps trying to beg for help he doesnt know im in kahoots with his tormentor lol

thats crazy hahawhat ifididthat

When you escape the burning schoolhouse but you see the lap 2 portal (P RANK IMMINENT)

I FINALLY MADE IT

who’s this valem guy and why is he trying to steal my thunder

i’m actually jeff the filer. i file people’s teeth and cook exotic dishes

bullying is fucked up man

i lost my discord account bro

none of your damn business okay

what the hell is pooping

not cool.

aurafarming

the environment is important and we have to preserve it

to be honest i didnt even notice they removed exe’s house from the game

true that my hedgehog

i lost them bad but bladeninja is going to put me inside of the game soo

been trying to get this person for the last few days they’re being very skittish with me

fuwatti’s been eating my shoes

holy shit blade’s actually working on me i’m so excited

genuinely me too and i dont understand why

good morning murder nation