Family dinner.

Me: “What if we had a dog named Bong Water?” Spouse: “I don’t like how you name dogs”

Babe made beans 😩 #veganbtw

I might be depressed but my son is thriving ✨🌈

I love him

What a good cat 10/10

There’s something hot about your spouse making phone calls to get insurance quotes #MyAnxietyCouldNever

Sometimes I like to reuse my plastic iced coffee cups so I can make sure I’m getting enough micro plastics for my brain to grow strong 💪🧠

I’m nearly 30 and my parents are still putting the TV on to babysit me.

There’s a part of me that truly believes furries could save America.

Eating the rich is vegan.

Get in good trouble, necessary trouble.

I love my yeehaw roots, but gosh darn I’m so happy I’m not in Texas anymore.

Having a full bust is making sewing garments so frustrating. I don’t wanna do tit math 😭

“Every time I hear you ironing I think you’re doing bong rips”

I can draw a pretty good Texas

I’m spoiled ✨

The Merciful

Finally finished my first quilting project ✨

Forever silly 🖤

He’s so pretty

#TofuSlut #SoyGuzzler #Vegan

Accidentally threw a full container of oat milk across the kitchen. Managed not to cry over the spill, so I’d say I’m have a good mental health day 😃👍

Blessed by my Lord Vincent 🙏