Okay, I’ve been reading a lot of moon knight recently and I have some ideas for @marvelrivalsglobal.bsky.social

@marvelrivalsglobal.bsky.social I’m just waiting for the Deadpool and wolverine suit for Deadpool now. You already have it for wolverine, release it for Deadpool and make it a bundle so I can buy both

Now every time Deadpool’s from #marvelrivels ass shakes I think of Alejandro. Thanks @cyyu.bsky.social

God damn it @cyyu.bsky.social I literally can’t escape you. Every god damn video game characters I get extremely excited for is voiced by you. Like I’m happy that you’re getting rolls but holy shit. It’s EVERY TIME!

@barackobama.bsky.social I know you ain’t gonna see this but if trump some how some way gets a third term… can you run again? You don’t even have to do anything big. I just want you there out of spite

@steampowered.com I don’t know how to explain this but if you make the #steammachine more than $750, console players are not going to buy it because of how expensive it is and PC players aren’t going to but it because they already have a PC that runs off of HDMI which can connect to their TVs

Kaitlyn Jenner is lazy, she hasn’t worked a day in her life. The only reason she has money is due to Bruce Jenner’s fame and fortune

Can’t wait for @bethesda.net to finally release #theelderscrolls6 only for us to go back to Skyrim because it was shit

www.twitch.tv/notyourbodyp... Streaming helldivers

I want to go up to electric vehicles and syphon gas just to see what the reaction of the owners would be.

Look all I’m saying if they didn’t want me to drink and drive why do they keep asking for my drivers license when buying alcohol

Is it bad that I’m upset that yellow stone won’t erupt and end civilization? Like I think a do over is long over due, not in the sense “I want everyone to die” but instead in the scene of “there are WAY too many people fucking over WAY too much and the only solution that WILL work is a do over.”

I think I’m going to make a go fund me on something of the lines of “I got fired from my job for being a trump supporter” and profit off of it I’m not one but they don’t need to know that

Look I’m not saying chemtrails ARE real, all I’m saying is contrails usually disburse after few hours and those white lines in the sky are not natural clouds

So about 5 years back I accidentally sent an Instagram reel to this random person (if you know what they’re like you know) With out questioning it and blocking me he sent back an even worse one. We still do it to this day and I trust him with my life.

My gf just asked me what I thought about pet names and I fuckin said “as far as we know they can’t make themselves” She has next level patience

Me when I realize my glasses are invisible to me at night and I REALLY need to pee

Big day for Cracker Barrel when they got rid of the barrel and the cracker from their logo

Yall ever be scrolling on the hub and find a video with such good music you bust a move instead of a nut?

Come check me out

The fact that the molecules and atoms separate from each other right before touching anything is very interesting… So no officer I did not kick that 13 year old in the groin

There are time where I think the #pokémon fandom is wholesome and then I remember that the life size Vaporeon plushy sold out within minutes. Over a million in stock and gone within minutes. Not to mention maybe like 20% of those new owners arent going to cut a hole in the back side.

Come check me out #twitch #stream

Fun fact, I’m allergic to cats. Not the dander, the meat. Don’t ask me how I figured this out

YouTube, it’s a 9 minute video. Why are there 4 non skippable ads?!

The Pokémon gods have a sick sense of humor. How the hell you gon make a fire type Pokémon and make his tail fire, which is exposed to the elements, kill them if it goes out #Pokemon

First his wife now the anime girls… @porcelainmaid.gg

Masked men: do you have ID on you? Me: I’ll show you mine if you show me yours pretty boy~ Masked men: wait that’s not— Me: *holds his hand* follow my and we can whip them out at the same time~

Why the fuck is @duolingoverde.bsky.social sending me “u up?” Notifications?!

I’m at the pool with some friends and this black father called me a “n*gger”, hardest R I’ve ever heard, all because I put seasoning on my hotdog

@streamlabs.com are you actually requiring people who want to stream from @xboxnews.bsky.social to pay for your subscription just to use a Streamlabs app when you can just steam to twitch from Xbox for free? Why the fuck do I have to pay $11 just to use your fucking app when it’s literally free?

If I heckle you at your comedy show I expect you to clap back and make it funny. None of this “that’s not funny, you shouldn’t say that” nonsense. Be a good sport about it.

I’m the type of mf to immediately think about HotWheels when another adult bring up toys

@porcelainmaid.gg Is you good?

Childhood is believing that beating your enemies is enough… adulthood is knowing that they must also suffer

The @pegglenights.bsky.social community is slowly dying #bringpeggingback

Stop sacrificing your happiness and your sanity for other people’s safety

My friends are weird

You know what bothers me? The fact that company owner still don’t know why no one wants to work a 9-5. It’s a very simple reason. Would you rather make $200 a week… or $1 a view where you can easily make 1000 views per video? YouTube has been around for 20+ years now and they still don’t get it.

It my autistic ass looks at your boob I can assure you it’s not with sexual intent. I am just wondering how your back is feeling from the excess weight. I am worried… not horny.

If I make a mistake in English, don’t correct me. I have no respect for language that bull bull shit like “there”, “they’re”, and “their” or “baked” and “naked”

It’s funny that people get surprised that I have a doctorate in philosophy. Yes, the dumb ass that goes by “body pillow” who makes shit posts and bull shit YouTube shorts has a doctorate in philosophy.

Shout out to the woman at last years comic con who was cosplaying as Lady Dimitrescu, saw that I was dressed up as Ethen winters, ran up to me and handed me a fly swatter. We fucking hit it off and got so many pictures. #comiccon #RE8

For everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my elementary school year book, I… have some devastating news…

Ooooohh nooooo

Turns out my toaster is water proof… now I’m just disappointed

Oh you hacked into my camera to watch me through me phone? We’ll have fun watching me sit on the toilet while I scroll endlessly through YouTube videos