I'm always 8.4% funnier in French.

When is a song not a song? When is a dog not a dog? When is a hot dog not a hot dog? When is a Champion a Champion? And when is dust just a big old bunch of dead skin, fly legs, sand, grit, and fragments of belly button lint?

The best thing about podcasting is the community you find. So lovely to see these three lovely folks connecting over a shared love of music 😊

I make sense on Seaside Pod Review. Richard from over at @paragraphplanet.bsky.social said so! Take that "Kevin is unskilled in the mixing of paint" teacher!

We're not gonna lie. You'll probably hate this song. It's far too sophisticated for the type of primitive Def Leppard loving classic classic rock fan we seem to mainly attract... ⚫️ tinyurl.com/ynah75pf 🔴 tinyurl.com/2n9ayrrw 🟢 tinyurl.com/3s3zjndv

Another brilliant track from The Cardinal of the Church of Go Fuck Yourself. Now go fuck yourselves.

It's astonishing that a song about chess could have such a profound impact on Side Brian of Queen 2, but here we are and there we go. As it began. So shall it be. Ever was it thus. And fuck my hat! ⚫️ tinyurl.com/4hsedck9 🔴 tinyurl.com/52vv6rd9 🟢 tinyurl.com/4wdhpr6z

And just like that, we've finished News of the World! Heading into the episode, the album was sitting at 100% between Kev and Randy, so will either of them dust this one to snap that streak??? ⚫️ tinyurl.com/54v693ap 🔴 tinyurl.com/ydnehune 🟢 tinyurl.com/3rtpffc4

Always a privilege to make Marv's collage!

From rocking town to town to washing freezer bags ... one thing leads to another! ⚫️ tinyurl.com/yjjp4ssk 🔴 tinyurl.com/p8mnhew5 🟢 tinyurl.com/53zutbrt

Wait up? A new Queen podcast??? The splendid chaps over at @sheerpodattack.bsky.social have released their first episode. You should go listen to it. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...

Stax. Otis Redding. Carla Thomas. Booker T. Jones. Isaac Hayes. Steve Cropper. Donald Dunn. Al Jackson Jr. Wayne Jackson. 1967. King and Queen. Lowell Fulson. How much more soul can you be? The answer is "none"; "None more soul"! ⚫️ tinyurl.com/yhywffte 🔴 tinyurl.com/3rscawt8 🟢 tinyurl.com/bdcunet6

"Storm the master marathon I'll fly through" Nope. No idea what the shit that means but goddamn it's great! This week, we spun up a non-more-Queen, definitive, bombastic, full-on-rock-assault Greatest Hit. ⚫️ tinyurl.com/yeb9x78v 🔴 tinyurl.com/yt9yrwsr 🟢 tinyurl.com/2ey32an2

It's the last of our hattrick of B-Sides while Randy has been away. He's on his way home now, so next week we'll be back to the regular wheel! ⚫️ tinyurl.com/p8685ust 🔴 tinyurl.com/ms69cmh9 🟢 tinyurl.com/4846dfvr

While The Cardinal is away, we have another pre-recorded B-side episode for you, covering the Queenified re-do of the Metropolis tune, Love Kills! ⚫️ tinyurl.com/3eta8zvm 🔴 tinyurl.com/2j362wvt 🟢 tinyurl.com/4yxbfdva

B-Side Pod Review! Are we fools, or are we stalwarts carrying the Queen flame steadfastly through the streets of every nation on earth? Or, just a pair of old men with not very much better to do with their time?! ⚫️ tinyurl.com/58a6eyek 🔴 tinyurl.com/58a6eyek 🟢 tinyurl.com/y3299p6t

We're back to the Kofi shop this week folks to talk about those rascally old Californian funsters The Offspring. What whacky vibes will we get from those pretty fly white guys with low self esteem? Tune in to find out! ⚫️ tinyurl.com/584dkyj4 🔴 tinyurl.com/4h9stdtj 🟢 tinyurl.com/vew2d5mm

Our pal Steve is my guest on this week's ep of my Petty podcast. It's a good chat we do get into a little Queen!

Take me to the pod where the chats alright and the right's all chat take me back to the Shaq.... (or something like that) It's a long 'un folks. Dig in! ⚫️ tinyurl.com/42vfbt35 🔴 tinyurl.com/3d7ve3hf 🟢 tinyurl.com/3z658fwb

Good morning people of earth and other dimensions! This week’s episode will drop a day late due to things and other stuff as well too.

Merry Christmas from our houses to yours! We hope the fat man emptied his plentiful sack all over your living room and the arguments with family members are in full swing! Now go fuck your elves. ⚫️ tinyurl.com/yc8f478e 🔴 tinyurl.com/mr3sachu 🟢 tinyurl.com/4zjjync2

What's all this then? You can't just write two completely different songs and call them basically, the same thing, can you? ⚫️ tinyurl.com/yx9bv3h7 🔴 tinyurl.com/suw2ne9d 🟢 tinyurl.com/32m2dhjd

This week's episode covers "Dancer", the 2nd track from Hot Space! If Randy were to title this podcast, he’d probably call it "Rock out with your cock out" or possibly, "Jam out with your clam out, however it works best for you!" ⚫️ tinyurl.com/43at8454 🔴 tinyurl.com/4m5a7pmx 🟢 tinyurl.com/mrxfw7tv

An oldie but an absolute beauty!

Spotify can go fuck itself. That is all. Be about your business.

A split vote for the second (Queen song) episode in a row! Look, we're not saying Deacy was running out of steam in the mid 80s, but we're definitely not saying he wasn't! ⚫️ tinyurl.com/43at8454 🔴 tinyurl.com/4m5a7pmx 🟢 tinyurl.com/mrxfw7tv

The twentieth installment in this podcast-within-a-podcast covers a song submitted by Kofi powerhouse, Al Dudeney who the wheel sure seems to love! It's "The Undertones" with "You've Got My Number (Why Don't You Use It!)" ⚫️ tinyurl.com/mpm5r2yd 🔴 tinyurl.com/stzccb8z 🟢 tinyurl.com/4ktjkfns

We forgot to mention... it's been three years now (Nov 3) since we dropped our first episode proper, talking about Keep Yourself Alive. It's been a hell of a ride and you guys have made it sooooo much fun. So thank! 😊

There's no living in my life anymore The seas have gone dry And the rain's stopped falling Please don't you cry any more Can't you see Listen to the breeze Whisper to me please Don't send me to the path of nevermore #ThirtyFourYears

"Teo Torriatte (Let Us Cling Together)": How will we vote on it??!!! I mean, I know because I edited the episode, and Randy knows because he was there, but YOU don't know and really, it's you guys that are important, not us! ⚫️ tinyurl.com/3tz2jjxn 🔴 tinyurl.com/2w7uc9w4 🟢 tinyurl.com/3vsb3nnh

We're back to Made in Heaven. And we're covering Made in Heaven. The song, not the album... you know what I mean! But is this reworking of Freddie's Mr. Bad Guy track better than the original? Only one way to find out... ⚫️ tinyurl.com/3v2rd964 🔴 tinyurl.com/42945tan 🟢 tinyurl.com/2s3f2ux3

It's time to look back at another forty songs that we've covered. We'll talk about where we agreed, where we disagreed, and go through our ten favourite tracks from those last forty! ⚫️ tinyurl.com/4ryn8f9h 🔴 tinyurl.com/3ry9tcpe 🟢 tinyurl.com/4htyndt8

Why are RAID 5 disc arrays relevant to Freddie's last song? Well, you'll have to tune in to find out! ⚫️ tinyurl.com/mvnptkh2 🔴 tinyurl.com/3ae3cjcy 🟢 tinyurl.com/bdzfd525

It's a band called "Love". It's a song called "Alone Again Or". It's an incomplete sentence. It's Kev and Randy. It's Seaside Pod Review. It's out now. 🟨 tinyurl.com/38tt75dc 🍎 tinyurl.com/3hcf8e8j 🟢 tinyurl.com/4k8srytfv

Our friend Ruddy is the the best damn photographer we know. And WE WILL die on this hill! Look at that shot!!!!!

Voting is open on the SPR website for your song rankings from The Works. Are the big four singles going to top the list? Which deep cuts are going to rise above? And by how many points do you reckon ITTWWC gonna be adrift at the bottom? 😎 seasidepodreview.ca/rank-album.p...

The one where Kev has to take an impromptu citizenship refresher and we dig into the third single released from The Works, Freddie's Game-era-esque ballad, It's a Hard Life! 🟨 go.goodpods.com/WAJCYd 🍎 tinyurl.com/mt4vnrey 🟢 tinyurl.com/27zms7cf

Hey Seasiders! I strongly recommend this album. How strongly? Well, I'd say that Amelia is my favourite new female artist I've discovered in the last ten years or so. A complex, interesting songwriter with a fantastic voice (she's one of those perfect pitch artists that still has character!)

Well, well, well! It's a surprise B-side at the Seaside! We tuck into a song that, for some reason, Kev just couldn't remember and Randy's never heard, so it's basically a first time listen for both of us! 🟨 tinyurl.com/5e9jwram 🍎 tinyurl.com/3chd4fzk 🟢 tinyurl.com/2ch2fuhj

Flick of the Wrist eh? Could be about a magician... could be about a tennis player... could be about someone who enjoys having a good old... anyway! That's on deck today, hope you enjoy it! 🟨 go.goodpods.com/fsUHxN 🍎 tinyurl.com/muzbse97 🟢 tinyurl.com/y4seehpf

The eighteenth installment in this podcast-within-a-podcast covers a song submitted by our pal Al Dudeney; the slinky 50's instrumental rocker, "Wonderful Land" by The Shadows! 🟨 go.goodpods.com/vSF0XK 🍎 tinyurl.com/497jfkpm 🟢 tinyurl.com/27dppzfj

We're heading into heavier territory with this week's song courtesy of the greatest postman Scotland, or possibly the entire United Kingdom, has ever known. 568,421 positive reviews on ratemypostie.com can't be wrong! 🟨 tinyurl.com/22y76wxz 🍎 tinyurl.com/2ep8wds7 🟢 tinyurl.com/33d8vr9s

We're going back to a time before Queen records existed. To a time when the summer of love had wound down but Leon Russell was still tokin'. It's time for Leon Russell's Delta Lady! 🟨 go.goodpods.com/KHaI3c 🍎 tinyurl.com/f7r8rpbu 🟢 tinyurl.com/3yee5mea

Repreeeeeeeeeze! If Randy were to title this episode, he’d probably call it "Not the U2 song", or possibly "Roger had the best hair of the band!" Is it Queen's best? Is it their last? I guess we'll find out! 🟨 go.goodpods.com/wKuOZw 🍎 tinyurl.com/2wrktjbc 🟢 tinyurl.com/bdcvnddk

Top Leighton swings!

Ra-ra, ah-ah-ah Roma-, roma-ma- Gaga, ooh, la-la Want your.... Wait, wrong song! It's the gigantic synthy, epic, 80's Roger number today! Get it in your ears and get those arms up ready to clap! 🟨 go.goodpods.com/S99RFc 🍎 tinyurl.com/cv5e4cd8 🟢 tinyurl.com/yr5swr26

Bahahahahaha. Beautiful!

🤣 Bravo sir!

Well she's not classic classic rock, but Tay Tay's influence is undeniable in popular music. This was a really fun topic to dive into and challenged both of us to put aside our usual preferences. Part 1 of 3!