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'Wouldst thou have that which thou esteem’st the ornament of life, and live a coward in thine own esteem, letting “I dare not” wait upon “I would, ” like the poor cat i’ th’ adage?' This adage hasn't survived into modern usage (perhaps because Shakespeare didn't quote it in full?)

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"Tie it well and let it go" (Tilley T287). Do your best, then release it. A fine proverb and terrible advice for posting online. 🎀💨📱

“When the devil is a hog you’ll eat bacon” (Tilley D306). Translation: same day England wins Eurovision. 🐖🎤🥓

"He claws it as Clayton clawed the pudding when he ate bag and all" (Tilley C407). The modern version: “He bought Twitter.” 🍮👜🐦

"When the fox sleeps nothing falls into his mouth" (Tilley F657). Even the sly need to hustle. No snacks for a snoozing fox.

"When the frog has hair thou wilt be good" (Tilley F766). You’ll be good when frogs grow beards—i.e., never.

“All women are good – either good for something or good for nothing” (Tilley W680). A 17th-century zinger that shows its age—and its sexism. History, not advice.

"A good meal, a bad meal, and a middling meal preserves a man in health" (Tilley M786). Tudor wellness plan: feast, flop, average—repeat. Balance is the real superfood.

"All things grow worse and worse" (T168). Read the news lately? Some things never change.

"A stitch in time saves nine" - from 1732, but the idea? Timeless. Why do some proverbs survive centuries while others vanish? What makes wisdom stick? #ProverbialWisdom #History

"All that glisters is not gold" - Shakespeare borrowed this proverb for Merchant of Venice, perfect for awards season! Medieval wisdom about appearances vs reality, still relevant as we debate what makes "peak TV" actually good. #Emmys #Shakespeare #Proverbs

“No good attorney will ever go to law.” ⚖️ (Tilley A393) Tudor wisdom: the only people who enjoy lawsuits are the lawyers. Still true.

“The more the merrier, the fewer the better cheer.” (Tilley M1153) The Tudors knew: small dinner, good conversation; big dinner, shouting match. Never realised I'd been passive aggressive when I said "the more the merrier" until now... #oops

🐴 “Better ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me.” (Tilley A361) Reliable donkey, or dramatic stallion? Give me the one that gets me home alive. Same goes for cars, jobs, software, and dating apps. #TeamDonkey #StableWins

“The physician is more dangerous than the disease.” ⚕️ (Tilley P267a) Medieval doctors: leeches for a headache. Us: side effects may include everything but relief. #ReadTheLabel #ProverbialPrescription

"Shunning the smoke he fell into the fire" (Tilley S570) - the eternal human tendency to overcorrect straight into worse problems. Avoiding one social media platform by joining three others. Medieval frying pan → fire dynamics still perfectly relevant. #OutOfTheFryingPan #EarlyModernOops

"A dwarf on a giant's shoulder sees farther of the two" (Tilley D659) - Newton's "standing on shoulders of giants" but make it medieval and honest about the height dynamics. #Teamwork

“The way to be gone is not to stay here.” 🏃 (Tilley W151) Sixteenth-century productivity hack: if you want to leave… actually leave. Still relevant for meetings, bad parties, and doomscrolling. #ExitStrategy #TimelessAdvice

“You cannot take a trout with dry breeches.” (Tilley T538) No risk, no reward: the Renaissance edition. If you want results, you’ll have to wade in—figuratively or otherwise. #WadersOn

“All his geese are swans.” (Tilley G369) Everything he touches is “brilliant,” “genius,” or “disruptive.” Translation: he has no idea it’s just a goose. #DelusionsOfExcellence #EveryIdeaIsNotASwan

“Two dogs never agree about one bone.” (Tilley D544) Put one cookie on the table and watch civility vanish. Whether it’s siblings, colleagues, or nations — one bone, two egos, no peace. #ProverbialWisdom #EarlyModernTruth

“We shall live til we die.” (Tilley L385) Early modern existentialism, plain and undefeated. Stoic, blunt, and suspiciously applicable to the academic job market. #ProverbialRealism #LifeGoals

“They are scarce of horses where two ride on a dog.” (H716) If you're pushing a plan that clearly doesn’t work—maybe it's not the dog’s fault. #DoingTooMuch #TeamworkFails

“Kings and bears often worry their keepers.” (K85) Lesson: if you're in charge of something powerful and unpredictable, don't turn your back. Applies to monarchs, CEOs, and toddlers. #BearWithIt #ThroneAndDanger

“Look high and fall low.” (Tilley L431) Ambition meets gravity. Aim for tenure, land unemployed. The proverb saw it coming. #CareerTrajectories #TheFallIsReal

“Better a louse in the pot than no flesh at all.” (L468) Early modern comfort food: something between “protein-rich” and “please don’t ask.” Culinary optimism at its grimmest. #EarlyModernMealPrep

“The great man is the spider, the poor man is the fly.” (Tilley M152) In case you were wondering, trickle-down economics didn’t work in the 1500s either. #CaughtInTheWeb #TudorInequality

"A piece of a churchyard fits everybody" (Tilley P290) - The ultimate equalitarian real estate market. Death: the only landlord who doesn't discriminate. #MortalityStudies #SocialEquality #RealEstateHistory

"First thrive and then wive" (Tilley T264) - Medieval relationship advice that would break modern dating apps. Maslow's hierarchy of needs, Tudor edition. Sorry, Hinge. #MarriageHistory #SelfActualization #EarlyModernDating

“This is news, quoth the fox when he let a fart in the morning.” (Tilley N155) A perfect proverb for the information age: early moderns knew not all noise is news. Internet, take note. #EarlyModernMediaLiteracy #FoxNews?

'When thrift is in the field, he’s in the town.' (Tilley T262) In early modern England, frugality had social reach. Today: meal-prepping and skipping lattes = down payment on a house… in 18 years. #ProverbialEconomics #EarlyModernSavings

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