i’m very curious as to where people who think breeding is a weird fetish cum in reference to their partner. like you nutting on their face every damn time?

ok we’re good now

IM GONNA FUCKING SCREAM!!!

and god forbid i’m looking for rn. it’s like al gore’s rhythm only gives me horny dicked up dudes when i just finished eating 7 greasy burgers and never after i take 7 enemas back to back

ALSO WHEN I ASK IF YOU GOT PICS, I USUALLY JUST WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS. YOUR GIRL IS A SIZE QUEEN AND HAS NO TIME FOR BOYS SMALLER THAN THE DILDO I SIT ON WHILE I PLAY FACTORIO

not trying to yuck anyone’s yum but why do blank profiles on grindr always have a name like “masc top” then send a pic that looks like pete homes

the phrase “you know what they say about big feet” does NOT take into account hrt

i’m gonna say it, this trump guy is a real piece of work 😠

dr house kinda does it for me

ai powered glp1 vs glp1 powered ai

yo roy, my g, don’t forget the biv

objection, your honor, have you even seen my client’s penis?

twin peaks is a comedy

i be doing lambda calculus like half life 3 release date

larry david at a bikini barista: *clicks tongue* this isn’t quite what i ordered

el ron hubbárd

the first pool after an anal drought is UNMATCHED

i swear, if everyone at my highschool reunion got top surgery…

is anyone still pretending that mo bamba was better than sicko mode?

in heaven, you don’t have to douche before bottoming

people who live in a world class metropolis when a 1% tax increase on something they’ve never purchased before is being talked about: THIS IS THEFT!!!!

will trips to mars have a “space mall” inflight magazine?

whenever i buy a mcchicken, i think of that video where some guy put his dick in one

why do the english try so damn hard?

calling dominoes for the 6th time in one night: i need you…

12 inch sub? ok, when?

god texting the pope new commandments like: i don’t know, am i getting the right message across? 🤔

going to aa to fulfill my coffee addiction

i send my mom memes i know she won’t find funny

smash burger? ok when?

me: *passing slower traffic, going 65* some car going 90, five miles behind: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

we already have lab grown meat, it’s called a fetus

thomas aquinas really was a contrarian

kid watching 9/11 videos: so that’s why we take our shoes off

man hating lesbian walks into a gay bar

comedians either die young or live long enough to be cast in a show where they’re the only one who knows what black coffee is