Who am I choking tonight

Straight man boosted my ego, brb gooning all night now

HOT STRAIGHT GUY AT MY GYM JUST SAID HES COPYING MY ARM WORKOUTS CAUSE I LOOK HUGE, IM SOAKED AND MOIST NOW

Is this a thing

:/

Need a man to play Minecraft with and top me :) thanks!

Erhm uh uhhhhh lol

I love my good boys. They get it.

Back on my TikTok-ish again :/

Need a man to hold me down like this weighted vest 🙂‍↔️

Who’s gonna fill me under the aurora borealis? 😩

It was leg day but why was my bicep giving???

My urologist is cancelling all of their patients (including me) who have United Healthcare because United hasn’t paid them a dime this year 😇😇😇 FUCK our healthcare system!

Now will you go away, miss thang?

Tummy coming in nicely! I think?

Good morning ☀️

I need to dance in my undies again :3

I felt big today :D

Need to be destroyed

👑 Happy Halloween 😜

So I heard it’s almost #fcf in the states…

It’s always “are you looking?” and never “are you looking within?” ☹️

Meep meep 😗

My Lyft driver switched his music from rap to Shakira~only music when I got in and I’m totally okay with that

I need a Boots season 2 :/

Happy Friday eve!

I once dated a guy who told me if I upload selfies of myself at the gym that he’d consider it cheating lol, so I proceeded to upload an entire album of me shirtless and flexing because I can 🤧

I felt kinda cute at Chappell’s concert in KC :D

Pre-taco bell feast

POV when ur my Taco Bell I picked up after the gym

🛌🫩

Wee woo wee woo wee woo hiiiiii

One day I’ll convince someone to marry me….

Yall mind if I say hi 🫣

I need a stormy day with hot chocolate 😤

🫣 miss yall

Not to be conceded, but I love these pictures of me so fucking much. Like sheeeesh 🥵🥵

Happy Sunday 💜

I’m not as chronic posting right now as before, just taking a little breather :)…

Market days was such a blast 🥹 can’t wait to be a dog again next year! (Yes I wore this damn suit the whole time pretty much)

Happy Market Days! 🫶🫶

When someone says “I hate all democrats and democrat leaders” as a “liberal”, I know we’re not going to get along lol

Why yes, Pokemon cards are an acceptable form of tipping me whilst gogo dancing 😇

Woof woof bark bark gogo dancey doggy :3

Come back to bed pls

I’m hungry :x

Good morning to my mirror that needs a good cleaning ☠️

The gym on my birthday!!? Who could’ve guessed :3 (send nudes thanks)

When you’re plugged and he stops responding… 😂😂

Do we like the skirt?