"The quest to get Blitz a Sinsmas gift continues."

"... One, I don't have fucking fleas. Two, I burned down the store."

"They told me I had fleas and needed to get out of the store."

".... I tried to get Da... Blitz a stable for his horse figures."

"Watch me start dating and drive Blitz crazy."

"... But whyyyyy, Tex?"

"It bounced off their skull and into a window."

"Headshot."

"... Threw a car tire at an incubus."

"... Now why the fuck do you want me to prove it?"

"Apparently so."

"... I can be a horrible tease."

"... Mox is alright."

"... Among other things."

"... I have this feeling some shit's going to happen soon. So I'm practicing... a few things."

"... Yeah, what, you have a problem with Demons?"

"... I'm alive. I'm also... training."

"... I probably should have said demons in general because there's some pretty shitty Hellborn. But it's mainly sinners that tend to fucking touch without asking. I don't know if I'd count myself. It's... an Unique scenario."

"I'm not here, no random as fuck sinner touches me without permission or I'm taking a limb."

"Sure, let's go."

"... Satan, I'm sick and tired of some of the individuals who 'look to hire' us."

"... Whenever."

"... Yeah, you know what, alright, sure."

"What the fuck do you want?"

"... The phone calls fucking suck."

"I'm drinking."

"Watch me pick up Blitz."

"... Nooo. Shut up." Full on denial.

"... Do whatever you want, I'm here. Too tired to get mad." It's pretty much giving him free reign to be as huggy as he needs to be. She's trying to be a good daughter.

((One of these days maybe I'll make a MVRP discord server.))

╭──────────.★..─╮ ʙʟɪᴛᴢ ꜱʜɪᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛɪɴɢ ╰─..★.──────────╯ ‧₊ ˚ ⊹ "ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀɪꜱᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴜꜱ ɪɴᴛᴏ!" . ₊ ⊹ .₊

"Sometimes. An emotion besides rage comes out."

... She is just going to lumber over and flop next to Blitz. She is present.

"I'm dead to the world. Go the fuck away."

"Blitz."

"Yes, I know how to use a gun. Blitz taught me."

"Okay, I can say Dad in the closet and Blitz won't slam his entire head through the door."

((Me debating joining that discord but knowing my past experiences with discord rp servers have been all over the place.))

She's going to a closet and shutting the door, before whispering as quiet as possible. "Dad."

"... Beer time."

>"Klezzzzzz, you can't call in to work today. Boss Vox will check in on you."< "I'm dead to the realm."

Throws chair.

"Imagine if I was a ridiculously tall lanky ass bird."

"I froze it beforehand, geez. I'm going to put it back in the freezer."

"... It's a cow leg, I could at least sell it to a cannibal."

"... Why?"

"... Took someone's walking privileges. Yes, I kept the leg. It's in the office on my desk."

G o o d.

She stares at Orchid for a bit and takes the cup of coffee. "You are spared. The idiot that's going to come in and try to fake wanting to hire us to get a 'look' is not."

I am filled with unspeakable rage and want to break every bone in a body.