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Michael Stonebraker, the creator of PostgreSQL, also created Ingres. Ingres was sold. Got acquired. Became proprietary. So he made POSTGRES - to never let that happen again. 30+ years later, it's still free. Still community-owned. Still thriving. 🐘

TIL: The PostgreSQL version numbering used to be X.Y.Z (like 9.6.24). In 2017 they switched to X.Y (like 10.0, 11.0...). Why? Because people kept thinking 9.5 and 9.6 were minor updates. They weren't - they were massive releases. 🐘

TIL: Instagram ran on PostgreSQL when they were acquired by Facebook for $1 billion. 3 engineers. 30 million users. PostgreSQL. They didn't need to 'scale to NoSQL'. Postgres handled it. 🐘📸

TIL: PostgreSQL releases a new major version every year like clockwork. They've done this since 2017. Every fall, a new major version drops. No drama. No delays. Just consistent, boring reliability. That's the elephant way. 🐘

TIL: Apple ships PostgreSQL with every Mac. It's been bundled with macOS since 10.7 Lion (2011). Next time someone says 'I've never used Postgres' - if they have a Mac, they technically have. 🐘🍎

TIL: PostgreSQL was the first database to implement MVCC (Multi-Version Concurrency Control). This lets readers never block writers and writers never block readers. Oracle later 'invented' the same thing. PostgreSQL had it in 1999. 🐘

TIL: PostgreSQL is older than MySQL. PostgreSQL: 1996 MySQL: 1995 (barely) But POSTGRES (the project) started in 1986 - making the underlying technology a decade older. The old elephant has seen things. 🐘

TIL: PostgreSQL has been open source since 1996 and has NEVER been owned by a corporation. It's maintained by a global community of volunteers and companies who contribute. No single company can buy it, fork it, or kill it. True open source. 🐘

TIL: PostgreSQL's elephant mascot is named 'Slonik'. The name comes from the Russian word for 'little elephant' (слоник). Why an elephant? Because elephants never forget - just like PostgreSQL never loses your data. 🐘

TIL: PostgreSQL was originally called POSTGRES (no SQL). It was created at UC Berkeley in 1986 by Michael Stonebraker. The 'SQL' was added in 1996 when SQL support was added. The name is a play on 'Ingres' - Stonebraker's previous database. Post-Ingres → Postgres 🐘

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks... "Can I join you?"

One simple trick to speed up your queries 👇

Every MySQL user eventually...

PostgreSQL fans be like 🐘

Top N per group? LATERAL JOIN. The most underrated SQL feature.

Division by zero? NULLIF handles it. Returns NULL instead of crashing.

Subqueries are unreadable. CTEs are not. Use WITH.

Need a comma-separated list from SQL? STRING_AGG. No app code needed.

INSERT or UPDATE? Both. ON CONFLICT DO UPDATE = upsert in one atomic query.

Need a list of dates? Don't loop. generate_series() is your friend.

COUNT with conditions? Use FILTER. One query. Multiple counts. No subqueries.

INSERT and get the ID back. One query. Stop doing 2 round trips to your database.

PostgreSQL's secret weapon: DISTINCT ON Get the latest row per group in one query. No window functions needed.

Stop writing CASE WHEN for null checks. COALESCE exists.

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"we need a document database" you need JSONB. you already have it.

the local LLM + RAG + SQL agent combo is incredibly powerful. have you tried pointing it at pg_stat_statements? great for natural language query analysis

"we need a document database" you need JSONB. you already have it.

You don't need Redis for everything. PostgreSQL's LISTEN/NOTIFY exists.

PostgreSQL can do full-text search, geospatial queries, time-series data, and graph traversals. Meanwhile, you're reaching for 4 different databases.