Hopelessly throbbing

He always was a proud advocate of no underwear beneath skirts , and with this summer heat incoming guess he was right to do it all this time !

Walking around with undrained nuts suuuuckkks.

He wears short skirts because they are cute , not because he wishes to show off his dick all the time.

ᅠ Just how is he expected to get out of bed early when all his mornings look the same ? Always got someone 𝐂𝐥inging onto him trying to get a 𝐅irst 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 of 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚dick before anyone else could. ᅠ

Slurping on his nuts is the most effective way of mana transfers , he thought this was known already ~ !

Dick throb

ᅠ It’s soooo hot. His nuts are sweat as hell ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ⠀

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ The 𝐇ump 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚din doesn’t ever stop. He doesn’t even know what that word truly means. He will just keep on going until his endurance drops to zero , even if his partner 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐒. Oh , has he mentioned yet how Rider’s got nigh endless stamina ? ᅠᅠᅠ

Spontaneous kisses !

What does a cutie like him have to do to have two hot women play tug of war with his nut sack 😮‍💨

⠀ There are women out there that are simply unable the become a mother despite a massive wish to— 𝐔𝐧acceptable ! Astolfo will see it as his 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚din duty to 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐑 𝐔𝐏 those wannabe-mother’s gut𝐬 until they’re knocked up. It’s his greatest 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲 gift ⠀

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⠀ The sun’s out a lot more , so he’ll be making Luluhawa a bit more 𝗎𝗇𝗌𝖺𝖿𝖾 by catching a tan over there. ⠀

The lack of lip service he’s getting has been disappointing. Should be fixed

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He refuses to believe that there any tits that can fully manage to cover his cock. Prove him wrong.

⠀ His head is full of thoughts about some of the servants around Chaldea . . 💭 𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐥𝐫𝐫𝐭 ! 𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐫𝐫𝐭𝐭𝐭 ! ⠀⠀

😮‍💨 “ Sorry , what was that . . ? “ He’s too distracted , his focus is entirely laid elsewhere

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ᅠᅠᅠ 🔞➤ 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐗、 * 𝚃𝙰𝙼𝙰𝙼𝙾 𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙰𝙴. 💋 ― 🦊 ᅠᅠᅠ

⠀ Being called 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘 just because he isn’t the smartest starts to have two meanings when he is also 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃. ⠀

The sound of struts and 𝐰𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐬 is like music to his ears ✨

⠀ Summoning Astolfo leads to multiple things : — Being seen as more cute. — Becoming more stylish. — Severe 𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 to 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤. — Improved love life. Ain’t it just wonderful ? All the more reason to spend your hard earned quartz on him. ⠀

ᅠ His nuts are just sooo full and the day just started too. ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ The strong 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 that comes with his 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐊 can drive some of these 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐀 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐄𝐒 absolutely insane. ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ Chaldea is just filled with endless amounts of clapping. Wherever he goes , he hears it around him. ᅠ

ᅠ What , never seen a Paladin strut around naked before ? Come now , it ain’t so bad ! Don’t judge him for it before trying it too. ᅠ

Thoughts too degenerate to say out loud. Oops —

Yaaaaa ~ hooo ~ !