the first result is what i was looking for, and the second result is an AI claim that the first result doesn't exist

incredible things happening on reddit

got the bobblehead where it looks like Mrs Met is being hit by a cab

if you try to talk to me about any one of the different storylines on Gilded Age i will probably respond by saying "they spend too much time on that one"

i'm always saying this

there should be a reality dating show about people who love kombucha called The Boocheler. Thanks

alright you're speaking my language here

Which side are you on?

i'm at the airport coming back from Texas and the lady in front of me to board is going back and forth between Feeld and a WhatsApp group called "HR Bitches," in which she's encouraging everyone else to also get on Feeld

many people are asking me who i will be rooting for in the big game tonight, and the answer of course is the Alabama Crimson Tide

walking down seventh ave on a drizzly morning...they finally did it. They made the place from the Edward Hopper paintings real

wow

based on Annie's reporting, this plan appears to be a mix of "things the Adams administration is already doing as part of the Trash Revolution," "things DSNY policy staff have studied and found non-viable," and "things that don't exist." AI-powered recycling plants???

so funny! ha ha ha! i bet people who were victimized by the two of them think this is hilarious! ha! ha ha!🙄

there's a lady on the A train consciously and actively refusing to hold one of the available poles and i just saw she's reading an article on her phone about g-forces on supersonic flights lol

that's right, and, if i may also add, roll tide

art-decopunks will post stuff like "form vs function is a false choice" but then you search their tweets for "mass timber" and there's no results smdh

even the Bronx is going country these days...

on tuesday night a friend of a friend told me she was sick of christmas parties and was becoming a "christmas villain." i replied, "sure, yeah, a grinch." she tilted her head, shrugged, and said "what is that"

when there's snow in the forecast i have to go to work really early...this is a well-known fact, and not a surprise or a secret. and yet you all refuse to do better posts on snowy days so that i have something to read in between meetings. isn't that interesting

i think the purest expression of "which way, Western Man?" that i've ever seen is that sign at Hudson and Vestry that's like GREENWICH VILLAGE ⬆️ HOLLAND TUNNEL ↘️

the bully who shouts a homophobic slur at him and says to "go back to treasure island" is dodgeball's writer/director, thus confirming that steve's journey toward self-acceptance is the central focal point of the film

it's an hour wait for a single seat at the counter at Golden Diner at 1:30 on a Monday... do any of these zoomers have jobs

researchers studying non human animal cognition get laughed out of science if they use a word like “knows” or “understands” about an animal (a being with a brain) but every AI paper is all “the model appears to be aware it is being intentionally deceptive and in fact is afraid of being caught”

just want to get in on the ground floor of the answer to the "mystery drones" being that they basically don't exist - conventional aircraft, recirculated old videos, documented recreational activity, and out-and-out hoaxes amplified on social and traditional media

the xi'an on Bayard now opens at 11 instead of 11:30

just learned that the woman grabbing the soldier's gun in the viral photo from Korea is a press staffer. Deeply inspiring reminder that the best spox is a true believer!

now that i live on the west side i believe google maps needs an "avoid cobblestones" option

do Swifties know that the Gaetz nomination means there will be a special election down in Destin

can Tulsi Gabbard's nomination to be Director of National Intelligence survive photo evidence that in May 2019 she met with a left-wing activist in San Francisco

i think probably my greatest fear is that i'll choke to death while eating something with a really embarrassing name and a phrase like "Baker's Joy Presents: Deluxe Cookie Blasters Snack Treats" will appear in the coroner's report

very disappointed that european tourists have discovered Cortlandt Alley for their photoshoots. That's where i go to eat a burrito alone in approximately 90 seconds while standing against a wall, and now i'm in all their pictures

Antonia Gramsci defeats Francis Fukuyama 538-0

if you're happy that Ricardo the Bull is now at a sanctuary, great news! there's a simple, easy thing YOU can do RIGHT NOW to make sure fewer cows, pigs, chickens, and sheep are killed at slaughterhouses - even ones that *haven't* gone viral!!

half the products that claim to have yuzu in them are just lime. And someone should do something.

personally i believe few ends are more tragic than playing the mom on a Disney Channel series

primarily I would say they're just chilling

they call me "the vegan dagwood"

Is DSNY the first City agency on bluesky?

*to the tune of the jingle from the old commercials for the 90s board game CROSSFIRE* girl dinner

i was/am a Habibi fan but am just now listening to the Rahill solo album for the first time and damn...i waited way too long https://open.spotify.com/track/2NyVorZULoYzdqlxp6Hr2m?si=EAZ_sXNKT7GGAtd0TBY4Iw

if you do this, toss them in at the very end! They lose their delicate flavor so quickly in a high heat 🥺

need a support group for people who listen to too much 50s pop music...How do i join Del Shannonymous

so fortunate to have a supportive friend like @davidgrossman.bsky.social, who i can always count on to join a new social media platform and immediately fave everything i've ever written

here in NYC we take it all for free, no questions asked, greatest city in the world folks

need to be put inside the same cold press they make the juice in

being chased through the streets by a pitchfork-wielding mob because i said jordan peterson is rupi kaur for men

enjoying a la croix at 9,000 feet

when i tell people on the street that they can vote early today, the most common reaction is for them to just shake their head, but i'm like, what do you mean "no?" i literally just told you that you can indeed vote early today

they say the first crunchwrap was invented by the Earl of Crunchwrap, who refused to put down his cards to eat a chalupa during a poker game