Cmon, let's see Iran get the USA.

Rio getting a strop on with an unscripted question.

Wtf have they got none footballers doing this draw?

I always thought there could never be a bigger bellend at FIFA than Sepp Blatter. But I was clearly wrong, well done Infantino.

After 11 years (the last 5 wfh) of working 07:00 to 14:30. Today is my 1st day 09:00 to 17:00, luckily still wfh. I hate the change in hours with a passion. I'm sat doing nowt. Its pissing down so I can't even go for a walk.

@miriam-margolyes.bsky.social should be on Graham Norton every week. Most entertaining show I've seen this year was Miriam at the globe in Stockton.

2 days ago I was sat on the bus from my hotel to Tenerife South airport. And I passed a takeaway called "Kebab Fried Chicken". Honestly, it's all I've thought since, is eating a piece of fried chicken wrapped in donner meat. Probably with a bit of garlic sauce.

Has anyone else seen season 2, episode 1 of the live version of Squid Games on Netflix. The woman attempting to build a house of cards with her mouth, cos her hands were shaking too much. Is amazing.

There is without doubt no better feeling than being on holiday and realising it's the international break when i get home. This means I don't have to do my 2nd job and can watch a proper sport, England V The All Blacks.

Do it, you fat orange sack of pedo shite. You'll get destroyed in our non-partisan courts.

I'm in Tenerife, in hotel. Were at 55 I am without doubt 1 of the youngest people here. But I can't stop thinking of the DJ last night who was mixing Doris Day.

Can we talk about banning loud fireworks. It's been a couple of years since I've had live doggos. But seeing videos from family members of stressed dogs isn't nice.

Worst birthday card ever

I can't recommend enough the breakfast bun from Morgans in Grangetown. Filth in a bun. I should have taken the photo before I started devouring it.

Thought I'd watch a horror as it's Halloween. I watched Good Boy. I dont mind horrors. My wife will sit there and fall for every jump scare. With me not reacting. Good Boy, got me. My 1st ever jump scare. I turned it off with 10 mins to go. I was getting bothered by the dog getting upset.

Who is the joker woman on newsnight?

@rory-stewart.bsky.social is 1 of the very few tories (he may not be 1 now) I respect. It was very interesting seeing him and @zackpolanski.bsky.social sharing common ground re Ukraine.

I've always thought both my parental and maternal sides of my family came from Ireland to the boro. Now I find I'm half Welsh. I don't know how to react to this.

Random event last night. Someone was on the field at the back of my house. Dressed as a horse, walking a dog. Not sentence, I thought i would ever write.

I got up early, well thats a lie my bladder never let's me sleep in. So I was up. And decided to go to the beach and see the sunrise. It was cloudy at the horizon, and I feel ripped off.

I might be late to the party. But, The Pitt is an amazing piece of television.

Trump speech at the UN is making my toes curl. He's a fucking idiot.

My DFS reclining sofa broke in July. Its finally due to be fixed next week by a company called Funriture Repair Company LTD, as part of DFS Guardsman scam insurance. It was quicker to buy a new sofa from SCS, which arrives on Thursday.

What's striking is that the lies are all from 2025. I think he is clocked as telling 37000 lies in his 1st term.

This Channel 4 programme about Trump lying. Its clear the senile old twat believes any old shite he is told.

@channel4tv.bsky.social @channel4.bsky.social Well done, I know of atleast 1 person thought you had been hacked.

This is gold. Young lad shows up a clown.

According to the sex yeti, Charlie Kirk was killed for saying things that used to be common sense. Here are some of the things he has said. -Gay people should be stoned to death -Most people are scared when they see a black pilot flying a plane...1

3 members of the Eston Special Brew light infantry, all dressed in camo gear (1 a known dealer) currently putting up flags in the Whalehill area. Why do it in the dark? What are you afraid of?

Well sky didn't block out the orange twat getting boos.

If I had tickets for the Open Final and I had to stand outside while the match started because of that orange piece of shit. I'd want a refund.

Just been for a walk. The flag shaggers have attached flags to every lamppost in Eston Sqare. Its ironic that about 75% of the businesses there are owned by immigrants. I assume the flaggers don't use any of them.

www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/202... And the consequences will be that he announces another deadline of 2 week, and another, and another, ad infinitum. Or his heart failure finally kills him.

Look at the state of this.

Diddler on the roof. Trumps bizarre press conference from this afternoon.

What a game. #lions

Man of the people! Look at the state of it.

I love it's always sunny, and deadpool amuses me. I've just finished the latest season of this is Wrexham. And from the bottom of my heart, I don't want a team to get smashed every week more, in the championship this next season.

What a disingenuous, lying fat wanker. He made a promise (lied) about a new hospital when he was up for election a promise he knew he had no power to deliver. BBC News - Ben Houchen got 'no reply' to North Tees hospital meeting request - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Bit harsh on Iran

In Chicago tonight. Restaurant I was at (for possibly the worst meal I have ever eaten), have said there is some trouble in the city tonight. We saw a few lads riding about on bikes with Mexico flags. And a lass wearing a "fuck ice" T Shirt. But apart from shit loads of police, no trouble.

Catching up on last nights snooker. Luca Brecel was outrageous. Thoroughly enjoyed that session.

I wonder what club the pope mourners have to after the funeral, and who did the buffet.

I'm watching every minute of this. Good luck Bob.

I enjoy the 1% club. But the contestants get on my tits. Every week Lee Mack interviews them and every week, they answer with more ad more outlandish hobbies or what they would spend the money on. Tonight: Buy an ambulance for worms. 6ft8 man wants to be a jockey. And, hot sauces. Bollocks!

Michael Gove and Simon Case, fuck off. Sir Grant Schapps. I've had enough of this recent timelines. Where is Thanos when you need him.

Do not use Eflorist. The difference between what is advertised and what is delivered is astounding.

Redcar & Cleveland binmen are checking the blue bin contents today and not emptying any that don't comply. 2 bins on my road haven't been emptied. I'll put money on both being on the kerb for the next 2 weeks unless some scrote kicks them over.

He's took £6.5k off me. It's not just the US, it is the world he is hurting. If you are wondering why I've lost £6.5k. I am due to be made redundant soon. Along with a redundancy package. I have several share schemes that I will be allowed to cash in. The value of those shares have dropped £6.5k.

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