Fall who?

Perks of dating me, I’ll carry all your bags no worries bby

Idgaffffff how corny the lyrics are it’s a hittttttt bby

The way The Life of a Showgirl is my favorite Taylor release since her Folklore era… like idk the bad bitches just get it

Lights off

One of her BEST… like WOW that’s mother

Do train lovers realize how insane Amtrak pricing is? Why is a train from NYC to Philly $200+ ?!

When I meet someone new and ramble on about how I’ve seen every Survivor season and list out the entire boot order of all 48 seasons

The art of posting thirst traps on Twitter has completely died. Just filled with clearly bot accounts posting “say hi in the comments for a surprise”, straight fishing onlyfan accounts, “chudai”, literally AI pics like wtf! We are losing ancient text here…

My college roommate, who was also my frat brother, who was also bi, who (may or may not) been my man at one point just got engaged to his long time gf…

People that buy the new iPhone the day it releases in the year 2025 scare me… like Apple has infected your brain

How your email finds me

People that don’t like making out genuinely scare me… like that is one of life’s greatest pleasures and you don’t like it..?! Darksided

No like lives were changed

Arm

Gays won! Now give us Benny with a hairy chest for season 2 😙

Football season off to a great start !

Take it off

Y’all saying Sabrina’s album flopped when this song is 10/10…

Excited for the football season for manyyyyy reasons

You’re on gr*ndr in an open relationship BEGGING to smash… bby don’t you have food at home ?!

The way this movie was actually good as hell and I literally teared up when this song came on 😭

Me and a friend were high as hell the other day and I was like “damn it sucks we probably will never have a gay President considering we can’t even get a woman…” and she said “Who says we haven’t…”. And that GAGGED me because like 100% one of those presidents have kissed a man !!!!

There is nothing more rage inducing then when your headphones get caught on a door handle and they get yanked out of your ears… it feels like being slapped in the face

There is no amount of carnage that will ever shift the gun debate in America. Sandy Hook had solidified that point when nothing changed. As long as NRA money is entrenched in our political system the bloodshed will continue with impunity. There is nothing more sinister than the gun lobby imo

It truly baffles me that some people believe there will be universal income implemented in the coming years due to AI innovation. The ruling class ALREADY barely provides basic benefits to thier workers now and you think when we become useless to them they will give handouts? So naive

You know someone is flying business class/1st class because trust they will post at least 5 stories about it… like girl we SEE IT

The timing of all this implies that Travis very likely would have proposed at the Super Bowl this year had the Chiefs won meaning the Eagles prevented possibly the biggest cultural moment of the millennium… in short FUCKKKKKK the Eagles

We live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Steam?

Tops that only smash twinks… GROW UP

So who’s Taylor Swifts hottest ex…? It’s got to be Jake Gyllenhaal or Calvin Harris

You know when your in Brooklyn because everyone has a vape

Okay I know I was bitching about the summer heat but why is it Fall rn…

New mirror, who this

Tortured Poet Society era (worst era) finally over

In light of recent events I am open to marriage applications

Back to your regularly scheduled programming

Been on the west coast for a few hours so naturally I am already at In-N-Out (it’s 10 AM)

The way I basically finessed an invite to a friend of a friends wedding because this hot (6’3, fit, rich) gay guy she is friends with was going and I just found out that they had a falling out a month ago and got uninvited from the wedding… this is a TRAVESTY

Walking through Central Park, no thoughts in my mind except *Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday!*

The IT girl from Disney, NONE of the other girlies are touching her !!!!

Not one, not two…. But THREE people asked me for directions yesterday… am I a New Yorker now?!? Does it just scream NYC on my face? My New Jersey powers are getting WEAK !

Movers here

Truly one of the best EDM songs ever made

Your POV

Work is actually so much fun when the manager isn’t in

Just me and the girlies

There is no spinning that can get him out of this. Of course his most loyal base will believe whatever he puts out but this has done irreparable damage to the conservative voting base at large. At the very least it will incentivize some of his voters to not vote at all next election.

This is pop hall of fame… still hits so fresh omg !