On day 2 of my cut and I’m already getting McDonalds… summer ain’t ready for me babyyyyy

Michael B Jordan is fine (literally)…. But there is no way in hell you could say he’s better than Leo or Timmy in their respective movies 😮‍💨

There is no bigger societal cognitive dissonance then people who use grindr to IMMEDIATELY hook up the moment they open the app and people who use grindr to plan a link up ahead.

Sinners was a fine movie but we got to start getting real y’all…

So who’s going to be my Fire Red bf so we can trade some Pokémon 😮‍💨

I am beyond PISSED we are getting more snow this weekend… not even joking the snow we got a month ago JUST started melting away. For all the winter lovers out there literally FCKKKKKK YOU

Okay so why is this the best song ever made… catchy AF

So are y’all ready to admit that this song is actually good

Everyone say THANK YOU to Gavin Newsom for pushing Dems to go from twink to twunk

Already getting ads for pride events this summer… JUMPSCARE

Haven’t been to Dunkin in a minute since they discontinued their $6 meal deal but I stopped in today and they were blasting Bloody Mary- Lady Gaga… ahhh yes I home

DL men working white collar jobs love Olivia Dean DOWNNNNN… don’t ask how I know that

How are you a Dom Top but can’t host…? Baby you’re not even dominant of your own domain

So that snow storm was kind of a flop… yes we got slightly more snow then usual but certainly not the crisis they claimed (atleast in Manhattan). Like I was expecting MOUNTAINS of snow with the abominable snowman walking around… instead we got what some on grindr would call “hung” (6 inches)

ICE has to be the least favorable political position this administration has supported… even more so than foreign affairs, economy etc. They took immigration which is something centralist leaned right on and use ICE to create violent political theater to satiate their fringe right wing extremist.

Wet

So like I Love LA is likeeeee really good

Tramp doing another national broadcast is like that annoying ass coworker that continues to set up meetings over the holiday week… like girl Christmas is in a few days STOP setting up Zoom calls

Does Nicki Minaj know that her next album is going to flop… not even just flop but TANK.

This is a Christmas movie actually

Been in my new apartment for 4 months and I just now put up the pictures/paintings… officially a hand man now

I’ve been living in the city for 3 years now and uptown still feels like I’m heading down directionally and downtown feels like I’m going up

The way I was in the same room as Robert Paterson last night…. My bussy was shaking 😭😮‍💨

Trying to watch a movie on Dailymotion is harder than being in the Marines

Me after any minor inconvenience

Girl forget the Russian guy… I NEED THEM

Netflix buying HBO truly is my 13th reason… everything will just be slop now 😭

It was at this moment that I had to buy the book… to fcking real 😭

So there’s this new show… 🫦

Stuffed

The way that Elphaba shows up on Glindas wedding day, RUINS her wedding, STEALS her man and SMASHS him THAT NIGHT… then there talking about changed for good? Bitch I’m changed for BAD! That would be my villain origin story

Was at a Friendsgiving with a bunch of my frat brothers and they all were stunned that Jonathan Bailey was gay. They said “he always plays a straight character though”… DO NOT piss me off…!

Tramp loves Mamdani because he knows he’s hung 😮‍💨

Sweatpants szn 😙

Central Park is literally unreal this time of year

It’s actually incomprehensible how Dems are caving on the government shutdown when Republicans had no leg to stand on… Reps were completely blamed for the shutdown, just got destroyed on Election Day and is actively fighting to cut SNAP benefits and Dems gave in for nothing..?! A complete fumble

Do people go on dates anymore or am I just chopped ?

It being 70 degrees in NYC during November… THANK YOU MAMDANI !!!

Finally it’s legal to be sexy again !!!

Save a horse…

Just from the optics alone… perhaps not the best time to be building a multi million dollar ballroom when millions of people are about to lose food benefits. Just a thought

So when are we going to address the epidemic of movie biopics… not one is good

No one warned me that when you get old (turning 28 this week) you can’t eat whatever you want anymore… eating fast food 2 days in a row really is game over omg

The people still running shirtless through Central Park are braver than the marines

It’s kinda hilarious that the one year Halloween is definitively on 1 weekend everyone is celebrating the weekend before

The way I just realized this is a song about coming out…

I have 0 plans (or interest) in Halloween events this year… recession indicator

Reason 26472927 I love football… even the people in the audience are hot !

I get so irked when someone says something like “In Miami during the winter but NYC during the summer” like girl if you can’t tough it out during the cold you can’t have the benefits of our summer ! (I’m actually just jealous)

Once you stop actively listening to podcast you never go back do you 😢