Tramp doing another national broadcast is like that annoying ass coworker that continues to set up meetings over the holiday week… like girl Christmas is in a few days STOP setting up Zoom calls

Does Nicki Minaj know that her next album is going to flop… not even just flop but TANK.

This is a Christmas movie actually

Been in my new apartment for 4 months and I just now put up the pictures/paintings… officially a hand man now

I’ve been living in the city for 3 years now and uptown still feels like I’m heading down directionally and downtown feels like I’m going up

The way I was in the same room as Robert Paterson last night…. My bussy was shaking 😭😮‍💨

Trying to watch a movie on Dailymotion is harder than being in the Marines

Me after any minor inconvenience

Girl forget the Russian guy… I NEED THEM

Netflix buying HBO truly is my 13th reason… everything will just be slop now 😭

It was at this moment that I had to buy the book… to fcking real 😭

So there’s this new show… 🫦

Stuffed

The way that Elphaba shows up on Glindas wedding day, RUINS her wedding, STEALS her man and SMASHS him THAT NIGHT… then there talking about changed for good? Bitch I’m changed for BAD! That would be my villain origin story

Was at a Friendsgiving with a bunch of my frat brothers and they all were stunned that Jonathan Bailey was gay. They said “he always plays a straight character though”… DO NOT piss me off…!

Tramp loves Mamdani because he knows he’s hung 😮‍💨

Sweatpants szn 😙

Central Park is literally unreal this time of year

It’s actually incomprehensible how Dems are caving on the government shutdown when Republicans had no leg to stand on… Reps were completely blamed for the shutdown, just got destroyed on Election Day and is actively fighting to cut SNAP benefits and Dems gave in for nothing..?! A complete fumble

Do people go on dates anymore or am I just chopped ?

It being 70 degrees in NYC during November… THANK YOU MAMDANI !!!

Finally it’s legal to be sexy again !!!

Save a horse…

Just from the optics alone… perhaps not the best time to be building a multi million dollar ballroom when millions of people are about to lose food benefits. Just a thought

So when are we going to address the epidemic of movie biopics… not one is good

No one warned me that when you get old (turning 28 this week) you can’t eat whatever you want anymore… eating fast food 2 days in a row really is game over omg

The people still running shirtless through Central Park are braver than the marines

It’s kinda hilarious that the one year Halloween is definitively on 1 weekend everyone is celebrating the weekend before

The way I just realized this is a song about coming out…

I have 0 plans (or interest) in Halloween events this year… recession indicator

Reason 26472927 I love football… even the people in the audience are hot !

I get so irked when someone says something like “In Miami during the winter but NYC during the summer” like girl if you can’t tough it out during the cold you can’t have the benefits of our summer ! (I’m actually just jealous)

Once you stop actively listening to podcast you never go back do you 😢

Does Andrew Cuomo know that saying he will buddy up to Tr*mp and let him do whatever he wants resonates with literally NO ONE in NYC…

These are the best mega designs btw… my fav Chandelure particularly eating yep yep yep

The mega Pokémon leaked including their stats and I spent all week theorizing how to team build each one and watched 5+ hour long videos breaking down each one’s pros/cons

Why does New York act like they have the best bagels… babe New Jersey is right there and they outsold

If there’s one thing I’m going to do it’s defend wired headphones. Never dies, easier to find, don’t need to charge, significantly cheaper for mostly the same quality… wireless headphones are whackkkk

Reason 2157283 why I love watching football

Told myself I was going to spend less and today I just dropped $1000+ on World Cup tickets for next year… so clearly that’s going well

Fall who?

Perks of dating me, I’ll carry all your bags no worries bby

Idgaffffff how corny the lyrics are it’s a hittttttt bby

The way The Life of a Showgirl is my favorite Taylor release since her Folklore era… like idk the bad bitches just get it

Lights off

One of her BEST… like WOW that’s mother

Do train lovers realize how insane Amtrak pricing is? Why is a train from NYC to Philly $200+ ?!

When I meet someone new and ramble on about how I’ve seen every Survivor season and list out the entire boot order of all 48 seasons

The art of posting thirst traps on Twitter has completely died. Just filled with clearly bot accounts posting “say hi in the comments for a surprise”, straight fishing onlyfan accounts, “chudai”, literally AI pics like wtf! We are losing ancient text here…

My college roommate, who was also my frat brother, who was also bi, who (may or may not) been my man at one point just got engaged to his long time gf…