We're excited to announce the release of v0.20.0. This release brings: - Official support for accelerated facets in ParadeDB - An order of magnitude improvement to our write throughput - A brand new SQL interface that's more SQL-native and ORM-friendly www.paradedb.com/blog/paraded...

God bless Argentina 🇦🇷 and its cheap over-the-counter albuterol

Sonatype Nexus and Artifactory feel so cruft-y and last-gen. We need a refresh there.

This UK concert ticket policy is such a disaster lol

Now here’s some legislation that people are going to HATE when the unintended consequences kick in www.theguardian.com/money/2025/n...

I'm now in my second Airbnb in a row in which I'll need to spend an entire month wearing noise-cancelling headphones every second I'm in my room, even when I'm asleep, due to gunshot-sounding door slams hundreds of times a day

An unsatisfying but maybe correct perspective on why straight romance and dating are so fucked now is that men and women are very different and when you take away institutions and norms that cajole them into monogamous relationships they generally just nope out of the whole thing

Status update: “love too” is still very funny

Anyone want to buy the domain katesbu.sh? Bought it as an inside joke, will sell for cheap.

“Sympathy is a knife” is pretty much the song of the decade 🔪

I've decided to undergo Lacanian analysis

Why Doesn’t Anyone Trust Finance? By Bernie Madoff, Jeff Skilling, Martin Schrkeli and Sam Bankman-Fried

GitHub Markdown not supporting things like line numbers/highlighting in code samples is so budget

I'm working on an MCP server for @determinate.systems. I got FlakeHub search working really well 🚀 Any other capabilities you'd want to see?

This recent uptick in “it/its” pronouns seems… not good?

“Love too” is still funny

A fresh set of Tinder pics, courtesy of No Kings

BIG DUMPER 🛻

If any of you would be interested in a private crates.io that runs on @cloudflare.social Workers (plus D1 and R2) and has JWT-based auth, get in touch. A fun weekend project that could become more.

Sure do hate inadvertently renting an Airbnb that fucking SUCKS and being stuck there for an entire month

At @determinate.systems we have an internal website that uses Nix as an HTML templating engine. Based or cursed?

The gringos are not sending their best people to Medellín

builtins.justTrustMeBro

You really have to wonder how much Nix drama could be avoided by people using their real names and pictures

IST airport sure is one big thoroughfare of humanity

IST airport sure is one big thoroughfare of humanity

Nobody at the airport has ever been to the airport

Café culture in Prague is 💯

Guys out here hitting .250 with 55 bombs like God intended

Something so utterly vacuous about Threads. Legitimately ghoulish place.

Determinate Nix has been quite the ride so far! In this new post, we recap recent additions like parallel eval, Linux builds on macOS, and lazy trees and tease upcoming features, like configurable flakes and flake schemas, that will open up bold horizons in Nix. determinate.systems/blog/determi...

Next.js is pretty much just an appalling software project

I need an away message for Instagram. “I am not taking forwarded memes at this time”

In hindsight, I should’ve gotten mortgage forgiveness and taken most of 2020 off. Insane that I made myself be a Productive Citizen under such crushingly lonely conditions.

Banksy is the most basic shit ever, sorry

Thing I did not have on my life bingo card: Deftones being relevant for 30 years

www.simonandschuster.com/books/107-Da... So very embarrassing

Serbia has cigarette smoke everywhere and I kind of like it

Muse is not a good band

How long until all of these musical artists pulling their music from streaming services come crawling back? Weeks? Months?

Thinking about doing a Netflix comedy special about how you can’t say anything anymore and no one can take a joke

Portland is the place where the collapse of so-called third spaces feels the most dire

I have now seen the world’s two most important Lord Byron statues

The spelling of the word "capabilities" feels very wrong to me today

I'm so excited to get this out into the world

Headlights are now so bright that I as a blue-eyed person have to wear sunglasses walking around cities at night

As far as voyages go, I can’t say that Tbilisi to Chieti, Italy is one that I’d recommend in a single day

I only let myself drink Coke about once a month and let me tell you, it is the highlight of my month