Anybody got anything to do around here?

Breakin' a few windows. I need to replace them, anyways.

pearl I want to play Call of the Dead, but I don't want to deal with George Romero...

I'll have to pass on all that personally.

Anyways, you know you're reliable when you work for

Back to business! ... Wait, what do you mean there's none!?

pearl Gem rooms have genuinely peaked. I love Blast Kick focused areas, and this teaser is making me happy. CC FUCKING DUNKS HERSELF!

pearl B ombs <3

*She's playing bowling. Though, rather than using a bowling ball she's using bombs.*

I could care less about magic. I had to fight some floozy of an enchantress and an evil genie. Things couldn't be much worse when it comes to magic.

pearl I'm so fucking useless I lost the sacrifice!

pearl Yoink (x2)

I'm so BORED!

*She's sitting down, drinking a cold beer. Some good relaxing is in order.*

pearl Why not?

Make it a good one.

Yeah, I don't think people watch the Public Access TV channel anymore.

Wouldn't have expected that, really. People don't really drink beer for the taste. Glad ya like it, though. We could be drinking buddies sometime.

*She tries to hold in her laughter from seeing him chug the whole thing. It's not everyday someone drinks a whole beer like that for their first time.*

*Ignoring the first comment, she opened up a nearby cooler and passed him a beer* It's not for everyone, so I wouldn't be surprised if ya don't like it.

...Cat. I'm a cat. *She thought for a moment.* That doesn't really matter, though. Ya like booze?

pearl Didn't think I'd find a good quality version of the Leo Construction Co. logo

...Just don't get in my way over here. Don't want a kid getting hurt because of me swinging my hammer around or cutting bamboo and trees with my chainsaw or shooting rockets from my bazooka.

Okay? That's because people hate the planet for some reason.

You know content can be staged, right? Finding treasure out of trash is really rare. I think Pops used to do it before starting the construction company.

What're you, a dumpster diver? There's nothing good here. I would know because I go here often to make sure I'm not getting rusty with the hammer.

Maybe it's just me and Pops who get stuff from 'em... They're where I normally get my chainsaw fuel, rockets, and extra bombs. Really helps out in the construction business!

Not really. I don't name anything, actually. I just buy my stuff from Paradise Supply Company and leave it at that.

A cosmic entity, huh? I wouldn't believe you, but I've seen an evil genie before. What brings you here?

Magpie? You named it? *She was curious, but skeptical.*

Kid, this is a junkyard. It's full of junk. What's there to be curious about?

pearl I'll start up the day soon. Just woke up.

pearl I'm taking a LOT from the official Blast Cats Dev account on Twitter... Such as these!

I'm BORED! Where is everyone?

I'm BORED! Where is everyone?

pearl Cute sheepie. I wanted a sheep character, so a friend proposed I make it a Yo-Kai Watch OC. That same friend drew it for me :3

pearl Oh, boy! Take me up to the stars, will ya?

Does anyone watch television anymore?

pearl Too lazy to find the image, so uh... ♥ for an interaction.

pearl WHO PLACED THE TIME BOMB!? PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO ROUND 2 I BEG OF YOU! PLEASE! NO!

What is there to do around here, anyways?