You know how some boxes have a “box smell”? And that there is a particular “box smell” that actually smells like unwashed ass? I recently got a package in a box with that exact smell. It’s wretched. And it stinks up the immediate vicinity. A cloud of swass.

The same people saying teachers shouldn’t do Acadience “cUz iTs rAcIsT” are the same ppl saying they should have 7474675 hours of training on the new K curriculum… and if I know teachers, I know the minute they get this “training” they will resist that too and say they are being oppressed by admin.

The usual suspects talking about “but what about the training???” regarding the new K curriculum… Yo… unless you are brand new out of teachers college you knew for YEARS this was coming and you did NOTHING to adapt. In fact, you resisted. Now you cry about “resources”? Loooool play time is over.

“Acadience is racist!” - a teacher who can’t teach

With the Ontario Kindergarten curriculum finally dropping I think we can finally bury “Play based learning” and give thanks that nightmare of wasteful ineffectiveness is finally over. And all you laminated daybook types who resisted giving students proper literacy instruction… play time is OVER!

I fully support Israel.

After my divorce, I dated a Jewish woman for about 3 months. I remember a convo we had if I ever met her parents… “Just tell them you support Israel… I know what you mean when you say it’s not your fight but don’t tell THEM that. They are from another time.” I get it now. And they are 100% right.

Why yes! I would love a humble piece of delicious apple pie and an extra dinner roll…

Everything reminds me of her.

I wish I had discovered that Judas priest album 30 years ago…

And of course…

I am a 0.004 percenter…

My grandmother was right. I am and forever will be A CRUSTY OLD MAN.

Spotify wrapped season… And once again, I am most assuredly a creature of habit…. All those songs are my favourites to play 🎸 along with, and Revelations is my #1 most fun song to play and jam over…

I think the Swiss Chalet at the 410 and Queen will be my new official fully certified TGIMTECOOB-approved #1 place to eat in all of Brampton, both in store and delivery, simply because they will send you a humble piece of delicious apple pie if you ask them to. And it’s totally not because Im white.

The blatant disrespect towards the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton (TGIMTECOOB) just doesn’t stop… if you are going to show your back to me with your naked buttocks, the least you could do is choose a virtual emotional support pet with a GYATT.

I have a $20 a day, lose three games in a row every time, Tarkir Dragonstorm quick draft addiction problem. I think this is rock bottom.

A brussel sprout?

The Caesar was good tho. But honestly it was all just regular schmegular working class white ppl, and speaking as the most respected Bramptonian in indie microblogging today, I will always support the common ppl, even if those ppl eat unwashed chicken seasoned with saltines (unsalted obv 🤮).

“Chicken Fried Rice”

Dammit a bunch of Latinos just walked in… “There goes the neighbourhood.” - Mildred and Gord at the table across from me.

Holy shit it is literally a nonstop parade of white ppl coming into the Swiss chalet.

Customer asks for pepper… Swiss chalet employee - “whoa, you want a couple glasses of milk to ease the burn?”

I should have gone to the Red Lobster across the street.

There is literally zero black ppl eating here. This is not a good sign.

If you are ever in Brampton and you want to see where all the white ppl are, the place to go is the Swiss Chalet at the 410 and Queen. It’s the only place in Brampton that makes the chicken the way they like it… seasoned with water.

Brian Conrad, The Atlantic: "Who's going to trust somebody w/ a degree in airline engineering [& can't] think through a problem w/o a computer telling them the answer? The premise that foundational ideas don't need to be learned anymore is a recipe for idiocracy" www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

Honestly, if MTG Arena dot com had ONLY Tarkir Dragonstorm Quick Draft for the next 5 years I would be a very satisfied and significantly poorer man, who just happens to be the most masculine hunk of beefcake to ever indie microblog from straight outta the B-Dot.

If ever you’ve laid awake at night fantasizing about harm befalling TGIMTECOOB, simply because he just happens to have an IQ of 98 (that’s only two away from a perfect score) and you feel inferior (umm that’s a you problem), it might interest you to know I slammed my knee into the wall and it hurts.

Virgins everywhere are losing their freaking minds right now…

*sigh*

Bluesky is the #1 choice if someone wants to pursue indie microblogging excellence because no where else matters as little to the population at large than this nauseatingly earnest pile of dog shit website. “I’m a famous indie microblogger on Bluesky (jealous?)” “Never heard of you” “Exactly”

Between us, sometimes I think Patty (Brown, mayor of brampton, huge fan of the microblog) is such a huge fan of mine it clouds his judgement. If he really appreciated TGIMTECOOB he would build the statue of me he promised on top of the Mandarin off the 410 like I asked and NOT on Chinguacousy hill…

I said to Patty (Brown, mayor of Brampton, huge fan of the microblog)… “Listen Patty, you are already building a statue in my honour. We cannot make October TGIMTECOOB-appreciation-month. It’s too much. Let’s spotlight Dyslexia instead.” “But I just love you Guapo…” “MAS guapo, Patty…” “Sorry”

Speaking as Godfather to all my precious Brampton babies, who just happens to be an “ageless wonder” literally aging in reverse (just my good jeans tbh), who just happens to be the most sought after man in all of Peel region by ovulating females, I hereby declare October is Dyslexia awareness month.

Just another day in Brampton…

MICROBLOG SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! Thanks to the re-introduction of Tarkir Dragonstorm on MTG Arena dot com, I am back to hemorrhaging money on said internet gaming website.

This guy has been playing with himself for the last 746746 minutes…

It’s looks like a radicalized sperm ffs…

“Dammit hes playing that woman again…” - my neighbours

My mom brought a lemon cake today and I just ate half of it. Guess what losers! Tomorrow I’m STILL going to be a ridiculously handsome, massively jacked, negative 7 percent body fat hunk of beefcake who just happens to be the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

I love my Epiphone Les Paul copy but honestly I think my next guitar needs the ability to be placed on a flat surface with no drama…

A truly blessed day in Brampton… (as usual obv)

It’s Testimonial Tuesday! 🎉 Each week leading up to the release of our book, Reading Assessment Done Right, we will be sharing one of the thoughtful endorsements received from a respected professional in the field. ⭐️ Thanks to Jan Hasbrouck for this week’s kind words! 📝

Speaking as the most virile specimen of handsomeness to ever come out of Brampton, who just happens to be its greatest indie microblogger, who just happens to have an “uncomfortably large” magnanimity and absolutely savage rizz, I must say apple sauce with cereal is a great substitute for milk.

She did have a suspiciously large salad this weekend…

If she suddenly starts labelling random shit with “SALAD CLUB MEMBERS ONLY” it’s dump city…