need to meet up w/ @iangreene.bsky.social again ASAP 🤤 his ass is craaaaazy 😵‍💫

Went over to a dude’s place to fuck and lost my poppers 😔

fat culo friday #fcf

please clap

Benny and Goon Fargoon High Goon Goonlight Paper Goon I COULD KEEP GOING

11:30pm and I’m highly caffeinated 🙃 maybe a late night gym sesh?

yeah, I’m plurbin (watching Pluribus)

🚨 I HAVE A HEADACHE 🚨

me and who tho?

the dick // the face

ngl I love my big fat penis

If we’re naming ‘tastiest sounding leg exercises’ then I think “Hamstring Sliders” has got to be in the Top 3

just downloaded hinge again *smiling w/gun in mouth emoji*

woke up thirsty and with a sweaty butt

what are we gonna do about this?? 🤦‍♂️

It’s giving tasty af

you guys wanna hear me complain about my fistula?

can’t believe no one is snuggling with me rn, this world is so fuckin fucked up

roman guy eating a tasty meal: “3000 🤤”

I wanna take a drive with you ❤️

should I have cropped these pics to be squares so they looked better on the TL? sure. but I live my life on a fucking knife’s edge, and I wouldn’t have it any other damn way

Damn 🤤🤤

neeeed to get biggerrrrrrr 💪 🐽 #scs #softcocksaturday

I keep getting distracted by my butt while I’m trying to clean

all my moots are the hottest people on earth and I’m just a bridge troll with an irregular penis 😔

I’m like if a daddy was baby

can I come over and hang out? 🥺

having one of those days where I feel ugly and stupid and annoying 🙃

Yessir. I’d love to feel your veiny cock slide in

That vein omg

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sit on it 😈 #fcf

I’ll go out on a limb here and say that I think crystal meth is BAD and that people SHOULDN’T use it. Just my two cents.

I’m baby? 🥺

send in the clowns

I miss my long hair 😭

Dicks with meaty top veins 🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️

loaded up for #humpday 💧

That vein is everything

do any of my oomfs do any streaming (nsfw or otherwise?) idk I kinda wanna stream online with my pals 🥺

“Time is but a construct,” I mutter as I fail NNN

like what’s the punishment if I don’t? 🧐 😈

need to be swallowed 😮‍💨