No Jeffrey, I just put seamstress as my occupation for shits and giggles. “How to do sewing” is my new fav phrase

don’t talk to me or my mop ever again 🐰

I came home today to EMT’s and police blocking my apartment building parking lot to help my neighbor and as I was coming back out another neighbor was out in the lobby grabbing a package with hIS DOGS OUT. Bare. Feet. EMT’s everywhere. and your DOGS ARE OUT 💀

To be fair, I blame the last guy I let come over, who’s first words coming into my apartment were “you’re really a maximalist, huh” 💀💀💀 bro if you don’t like trinkets GET OUTTA HERE

Y’all I had a dream last night I had a date with a super cutie, and we had great sex, but then after he dumped me via text bc my apartment was “not as together” as he wanted 💀🤣🤣 why’d I wake up so sad hahaha

I need mutuals in my city, why are none of y’all in the nightmare that is PA??? 💀🤣

body card never declines except in the pics I don’t edit, trust me, there’s some weird shit in there #clown #nsfw #realnsfw #spicysky #censored #tattooed #altgirl #gothclown

sorry I’ve been gone, threw my back out 💀🤧 booty still hot tho #clown #clowngirl #nsfw #realnsfw #spicysky #altgirl #gothclown

Y’all I threw my back out last night and not even in a fun way 😩😩😩 I was just cleaning my buns litter box

it takes everything in me to not shout “MY GRANDPA DIED OF COVID” whenever I see people say this wild ass shit. I shouldn’t have to see this shit scrolling through my work unions page like wtf. RIP my grandpa tho, he was pretty cool 🥲

Very excited to use these 😈🍒

Uhhhhhhhh ik my friend said he wishes I could find someone obsessed with me but….NOT LIKE THAT 💀

Pits n tits 😎 #clown #clowngirl #nsfw #realnsfw #spicysky #censored #altgirl

Today I’m learning a lot of people think you should be able to stream someone else’s content and give next to no commentary and it shouldn’t be illegal. I’m sorry, but streamers who do this shit, especially the ones who get up and walk away….that shits WILD to me

Do you like my pumpkins??? 👀🎃 #clown #clowngirl #gothclown #nsfw #realnsfw #altgirl #tattoos

Wardrobing Les Mis today again, but I’m subbing for a different dresser 💀 tell me to break a leg for a two show day 🙏🏻

my sister always brings these giant peanut butter donuts to holidays and they’re so big I have to cut them in half to eat them without getting frosting all over my face 🤡

exCUSE ME???

Good morning 💜 #nsfw #realnsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwbluesky #alternative #alt #emo #ofcreator #fanslycreator #tattooed #nonbinary #transmasc

Got a bunch of new thigh high socks that actually fit 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 #nsfw #realnsfw #spicysky #booty #thighhighs

My face when in the middle of the casino on Thanksgiving my sister drops that she looks at my 🌽 Reddit posts. She says she does it to make sure I’m still alive and “DOESNT LOOK AT THE PHOTOS” 💀💀💀 wtf is my family #clown #clowngirl #nsfw #altgirl

had to make my own sides bc my family is afraid of vegetables LMAO 🤧

Happy Thanksgiving, nerds 🎃 #clown #clowngirl #mua #altgirl

Hey, it's ok if you're not able to afford sex workers' services & products. We understand how tight money is for people right now. What's not ok is expecting sex workers to give you their services & products for free! This is a job and nobody should ever work for free!!!

Man it’s real sad to see thread after thread of people asking if my career is a viable path and watching everyone in the comments beg them not to go down this path and that our industry is dying hahahaahaha I love it here 🥲 wish my professors warned me

My missing mail showed up today and apparently they sent my prints and buttons/pins in a regular envelope so it was busted open and missing pins 😩😩 now the sellers trying to tell me they’ve never had issues mailing pins this way. Like how is that possible

These hinge boys I stg

Man I love when customers come in, have a fit over alterations prices and say they can sew, then come back with it barely started like “ok yeah I’ll pay for y’all to do it” LIKE YEAH BITCH, THATS RIGHT ITS HARD HUH

Honk honk 🥳😘 #nsfw #realnsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwbluesky #alternative #alt #emo #ofcreator #tattooed #nonbinary #transmasc #clown #jester

ate 🍑🤧 #clown #nsfw #realnsfw #booty #fishnets #spicysky

BROOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO

Holy shit, my partner has pet insurance for his cats and the one who just had two ER visits for a terrible bladder blockage racked up over $6000 in bills and the insurance is actually paying out 90%. I’m just shocked insurance works sometimes LMAO

WOOF 🐶🤧 #clown #nsfw #realnsfw #spicysky #booty #fishnets

I missed fishnet Friday yesterday but that’s ok….Here’s a post anyway! #clowngirl #nsfw #fishnets #curves #lewd

I stg the guy at the bank just handed me my laundry quarters and said “have a good one cap’n”…..or he called me Cathy. Either way…..wat

Bet you wish you could see this gem 😈 #booty #nsfw #realnsfw #spicysky #jiggle

Well that’s enough twitter for today, everyone’s making me sad with their crazy amounts of engagement 😩💀

*slurping noise intensifies* #clown #mua #goth #altgirl #altbabe #gothclown #tattoos

brb crashing out over how stupid Instagram is 💀 #clown #clowngirl #fishnets #gothclown #goth #tattoos

Why are my insta posts getting like 6 likes 😩😩😩 my algorithms broken I stg

hi hi hi can I have a seat??? 🤡 #nsfw #realnsfw #spicysky #booty #clown #altgirl #altbabe

Why’s my Instagram reach absolute dog shit rn lmao

brb ugly crying at this drawing of me and my June bug 🤧💕💕 I miss her sm

I’m unreal tbh ✨ #clown #clowngirl #nsfw #spicysky #realnsfw #tattoos #altgirl #altbabe #goth #gothclown

the devastation of realizing a quarter of the way into the shoot I twisted my choker sideways 💀🤡 #clown #clowngirl #nsfw #realnsfw #altgirl #altbabe #tattoos #spicysky

On Vs. Off 💚

I have yet to name my pumpkin kitty what should I name them??? #clown #clowngirl #halloween #altgirl #altbabe #mua

Y’all like my cute sweater??? I’m dying