maya
@mayabyte.bsky.social
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pikmin speedrunner, computer user, useless knowledge enthusiast
down bad in a situation where I absolutely cannot be down bad.
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SayYesToGiygas
7 days ago
... This place seems eerily familiar...
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I love when the airplane breakfast is four or five tiny containers of stuff that doesn't seem like it goes together at all so you can pretend you're the rat from ratatouille discovering brand new types of taste sensations
14 days ago
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that newspaperly brevity thing alleged journalists do in article titles is deeply embarrassing when publishing online without any physical space constraints
15 days ago
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sing The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny out loud right now. I promise you still can even if it's been two decades since you last heard it. sing it right now.
16 days ago
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plasterbrain
19 days ago
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poondonkus
about 1 month ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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I'm sorry but absolutely nobody is using the "Fruit Infuser" in their water bottle. psychotic
about 1 month ago
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#1 lesson from this decade is that if a fictional dystopia seems even slightly Cool in any way then a million sniffling antisocial dweebs will view it as something to aspire towards
2 months ago
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born to ship, forced to test
3 months ago
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lynn
3 months ago
the toki pona roguelike butterfly platformer I made with my friend just got an update, and a cute domain name
pipi.la
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o moku e mun by roachbones, 0xlynn
pipi o tawa sewi a!
https://pipi.la
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Motherboard Slumd0g from the WetWork NetWork
3 months ago
when the
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Apple Bottom Jings
4 months ago
getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043
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maybe I should grease my hair back and embrace looking like an evil CEO or something
4 months ago
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beg for your life
5 months ago
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made apple pie with homemade crust. turned out super well for my first time doing pie crust from scratch
5 months ago
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Air Riders may actually be too much fun
6 months ago
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look, we know you speak our language better than us but you don't have to rub it in
6 months ago
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台羽正
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you know a bug is bad when we start describing it simply as "the evil crash"
6 months ago
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everybody is always seeing me from the difficult frieren angle
6 months ago
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bites u
6 months ago
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if I catch another pikmin romhacker removing interesting game mechanics in the name of "fixing bugs" I'm going to lose it
6 months ago
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sometimes it's like this
6 months ago
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Perry Areolar
7 months ago
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"
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guy just came up to our mahjong table and asked "why are you playing this" dude has never heard of games
7 months ago
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Sera♪
7 months ago
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sometimes it's like this
7 months ago
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Annette
7 months ago
This made my week. I don't know I will ever be able to make a prediction this wild and ace it again.
@mayabyte.bsky.social
followed up with empirical evidence.
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interesting reflection. I'm having a hard time understanding how this shape is produced from the phone's mostly flat sides
7 months ago
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kai
7 months ago
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this stupid hog stole my menu
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7 months ago
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Floppy🐇
7 months ago
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we have to use cpp98 with no standard library in this codebase and i'm somehow still writing annoying callback monsters that nobody else understands very well
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7 months ago
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just passing through. don't mind me
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7 months ago
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engaging in some recreational ROM hacking
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7 months ago
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trying pu'erh tea for the first time and I'm feeling almost like I had a weak edible or something. tastes really good I just wasn't expecting it
8 months ago
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new idea that's gonna make me a billion dollars: tumble dryer for dishes
8 months ago
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who did it better: iOS 26 Liquid Glass(tm) (2025) or Pikmin 3 (2013)
8 months ago
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8 months ago
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eating an entire mozzarella ball would probably fix me
8 months ago
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physical media was objectively not better than what we have now but the physicality and ritual of VHS tapes did make the things on them stick in your mind more
8 months ago
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I am always god's hungriest soldier. it is my burden to bear
8 months ago
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Zapathie 🧿
8 months ago
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ヨヨギ
8 months ago
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Jessica Price
8 months ago
Someone pointed out to me that your tongue knows the texture of anything you look at and I can’t unknow that so I thought I’d share it
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you can tell silksong has Made It bc all the same weirdos who show up whenever fromsoft releases a game are out in force for it
9 months ago
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9 months ago
Real Life Piklopedia
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guy at the train station piano playing the default samsung ringtone
9 months ago
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sam henri gold
9 months ago
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge? It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
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