down bad in a situation where I absolutely cannot be down bad.

... This place seems eerily familiar...

I love when the airplane breakfast is four or five tiny containers of stuff that doesn't seem like it goes together at all so you can pretend you're the rat from ratatouille discovering brand new types of taste sensations

that newspaperly brevity thing alleged journalists do in article titles is deeply embarrassing when publishing online without any physical space constraints

sing The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny out loud right now. I promise you still can even if it's been two decades since you last heard it. sing it right now.

oh

I'm sorry but absolutely nobody is using the "Fruit Infuser" in their water bottle. psychotic

#1 lesson from this decade is that if a fictional dystopia seems even slightly Cool in any way then a million sniffling antisocial dweebs will view it as something to aspire towards

born to ship, forced to test

the toki pona roguelike butterfly platformer I made with my friend just got an update, and a cute domain name pipi.la

when the

getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043

maybe I should grease my hair back and embrace looking like an evil CEO or something

beg for your life

made apple pie with homemade crust. turned out super well for my first time doing pie crust from scratch

Air Riders may actually be too much fun

look, we know you speak our language better than us but you don't have to rub it in

you know a bug is bad when we start describing it simply as "the evil crash"

everybody is always seeing me from the difficult frieren angle

if I catch another pikmin romhacker removing interesting game mechanics in the name of "fixing bugs" I'm going to lose it

sometimes it's like this

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

guy just came up to our mahjong table and asked "why are you playing this" dude has never heard of games

sometimes it's like this

This made my week. I don't know I will ever be able to make a prediction this wild and ace it again. @mayabyte.bsky.social followed up with empirical evidence.

interesting reflection. I'm having a hard time understanding how this shape is produced from the phone's mostly flat sides

this stupid hog stole my menu

we have to use cpp98 with no standard library in this codebase and i'm somehow still writing annoying callback monsters that nobody else understands very well

just passing through. don't mind me

engaging in some recreational ROM hacking

trying pu'erh tea for the first time and I'm feeling almost like I had a weak edible or something. tastes really good I just wasn't expecting it

new idea that's gonna make me a billion dollars: tumble dryer for dishes

who did it better: iOS 26 Liquid Glass(tm) (2025) or Pikmin 3 (2013)

it did

eating an entire mozzarella ball would probably fix me

physical media was objectively not better than what we have now but the physicality and ritual of VHS tapes did make the things on them stick in your mind more

I am always god's hungriest soldier. it is my burden to bear

Someone pointed out to me that your tongue knows the texture of anything you look at and I can’t unknow that so I thought I’d share it

you can tell silksong has Made It bc all the same weirdos who show up whenever fromsoft releases a game are out in force for it

Real Life Piklopedia

guy at the train station piano playing the default samsung ringtone

Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge? It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.