✶ Me.ᐣ.ᐟ I'm great.ᐟ I couldn't be better, speaking of.ᐟ ✶ Just... thinking about my parents, is all. ✦︎〔He seems to stop moving when he mentions his parents, he turns back.〕 ✶ ... my dad, is a man... I'm really proud of having, Noelle.

✶ BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE— It, might be a bad power-up.ᐟ That's why, and, heh, you need MY permission to get my feathers...

✶ I MEAN, Kris, let's be honest, my feathers are of highest quality... ✶ ... and, so, if you.. uh, got.. one of them, you would probably get a power-up! Yes, that's it.ᐟ

✶ Uh— ✶ M-Maybe.ᐣ.ᐣ

✶ Is there a PROBLEM, Kristian.ᐣ

✶ Wow, that's AURA, Krissy.ᐟ

✶ PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.ᐟ

✦︎〔Skipping rocks at the ocean, looking sad as usual, he sighs, grabbing his bag and drinking some water.〕 ✶ Wonder how I can less weird... I want to be more than the annoying kid at class, I like my personality, why don't others like me because of it....ᐣ

jack (Berdly is in the bedroom going through IT right now, his entire pillow is coated in tears)

✶ I've had it to THIIISS extent.ᐟ If I can't have anyone, then I'll... I'll date MYSELF.ᐟ ✦︎〔Pulls out a Berdly cutboard out of nowhere, slowly a note appears in the table saying 'This isn't working' out before the cutboard walks away.〕 ✶ ✶ okay man

✶ Sigh... ✦︎〔Starts hanging up a rope in the air and getting in a chair〕

✶ S-SO WHAT IF I AM.ᐣ.ᐟ Can't I be a lonely little lovebird in peace.ᐣ ✶ I even had the rose-in-mouth tactic prepared.ᐟ But you stole the nuzz.ᐟ The non-binary huzz.

✶ Hmph, lucky bastard...

✶ Erm, what the sigma.ᐣ.ᐟ

jack (boosting this, please go and block the accounts in the list because Maxis is genuinely one of if not the biggest douches I've seen in bsky rp </3)

still going to be off for a bit but since everything has Kind Of come to a close-ish, here's a moderation list for those who don't want to associate w maxis. if there's an account that they own that isn't on this list, please let me know and i'll add it

✶ Huh.ᐣ A human.ᐣ.ᐟ Well, this makes things a lot easier.ᐟ ✦︎〔He keeps talking throughout the way, before they encounter an enemy, Berdly gets into his battle stance, less shaky compared to before.〕 ✶ Uh, you... kind of command me, say something.ᐟ

✦︎〔He shoots up, rubbing his eyes and storing his phone.〕 ✶ Yes Noelle, how may I.. ugh.. help you this beautiful evening.ᐟ ✦︎〔Still cleaning some tears off his eyes, he puts his hand in his chin and looks up, clearly bothered by something.〕

jack (A Snowgrave Noelle account just followed me)

✦︎〔Holding every fucking fiber on his feathered body to not sing the MLG song.〕

✦︎〔... he pauses, for a second, it's almost as if he never quite heard those words, not sincerely, he looks over his shoulder, and so, nods, following his way to the school.〕 ✶ What I know is that Alphys has something to do with this...

✦︎〔Berdly barely hears the Husk, he turns to face them again.〕 ✶ Ah, you must want to know how to seal the fountain, isn't that right.ᐣ Noelle said we needed a, 'human soul', whatever that one means.ᐟ ✶ Alas, I am but a simple bird, and so, cannot do so...

✦︎〔His eyes widen like he just struck gold, he swiftly raises his feathered hands towards Susie, shaking it.〕 ✶ Perfect.ᐟ Perfect, PERFECT.ᐟ Mwah, chef's kiss.ᐟ ✦︎〔Berdly pulls his hand off, smiling widely, before he turns to the school.〕

✦︎〔He turns back, walking a bit closer, his eyes shook, he probably was going somewhere safe so he can just... cry.〕 ✶ Yeah.ᐣ I, I don't want to get in your way, you don't have to... to try and comfort me by letting me actually have fun with you.

✶ ... ✦︎〔The sun sets down, he's checking his phone in the library, but... no notifications, he sends a messages to his parents saying that he loves them.〕 ✦︎〔... just like every other message, left on read, he puts his head down in the table, wrapping himself in a hug.〕 ✶ Sniff...

✶ J-JUST BECAUSE YOU WON, DOESN'T MEAN I'M WEAK.ᐟ.ᐟ ✦︎〔Berdly gets up, his weapon dissipating before he swats a finger at the Husk.〕 ✶ Is that what EVERYONE thinks of me.ᐣ.ᐟ Well it's... it's, heresay.ᐟ Lies.ᐟ

✶ HUH.ᐣ.ᐟ Susie, no.ᐟ Y-You can't go.ᐟ It's too dangerous.ᐟ You'd die there.ᐟ.ᐟ ✦︎〔He groans, even if he's actually serious and trying to avoid anything bad happen, he still was just some obstacle in the way...〕

✦︎〔At least?? She seems fine?? His feathers go back to normal, he sighs in relief.〕 ✶ Is, this about the Dark World.ᐣ I saw a lot of smoke coming out of the corners of Alphys's room, when I yelled to whoever was inside. ✶ Strangely, no one answered...

✶ Ah, if it isn't the fool— SUSIE.ᐣ.ᐟ ✦︎〔Berdly rushes over, pointing to the glass shards.〕 ✶ Oh, cheezus, do you... do you need me to bring you to the hospital.ᐣ.ᐣ I can help, you— doesn't it hurt.ᐣ What even happened.ᐣ.ᐟ

✶ B-BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO... to, be famous, to be acknowledged by something that matters.ᐣ.ᐟ To proceed with our plans, be important.ᐣ ✶ Well, I want to.ᐟ So, I'm going, whatever the cost is.ᐟ

✶ As a kind soul truthfully, I will help you find the both of them.ᐟ ✦︎〔He looks around, then at the school.〕 ✶ Uh, I'm pretty sure they're already trying to seal that fountain...

✶ ✶ Uh, WELL—.ᐟ.ᐟ Only this once, we do a triple truce, with Kristian Bale.ᐟ But only because we need to work together for our objectives.ᐟ ✶ Heh, as you can clearly see by my muscles, I can easily take care of myself.ᐟ ✦︎〔Berdly starts flexing his invisible arm muscles.〕

✶ Ah, of course, my dear Noelle, as smart as ever.ᐟ Yes, me and you, we must close it, no KRISpy kreme, no Susan, and especially no pink-horn fluffboy.ᐟ Now, shall we hasten.ᐣ

✶ Wow, the school has a dark world now.ᐣ.ᐟ I must make haste and save the worlds.ᐟ

✶ H-Here I go.ᐟ ✦︎〔Berdly charges up a seemingly very, very powerful attack, swinging his axe back fully, he throws a torrent!〕 ✦︎〔... as it hits, it does literally 1 damage, the battle nearly instantly ends.〕 ✶ I, uh...

jack (dude I'm lowkey a narc)

✶ Get me a room in Kris's dark world or else I'll scream and cry

✦︎〔Ripping off flower's petals...〕 ✶ Love me, love me not, love me...

✶ Does kissing my friends really make me gay.ᐣ

✶ Well, uh... ✶ EVEN THOUGH, I have never kissed anyone, I still can learn, so I would ONLY kiss you if it meant to better my kissing skills AND also making said skills come by.ᐟ

✶ I... ✶ Ugh, I would only kiss you if it was to train my kissing skills, Krismas.ᐟ So, don't bother unless you're... you're BOOSTING my stats.ᐟ

✶ W-WHAT.ᐣ.ᐟ How do you even come up with such... such, absurd claim.ᐟ ✶ I-I would never—.ᐟ ✦︎〔A faint blush grows on his face...〕

✶ STEALING MY FAME AGAIN, YOU— YOU LITTLE— ✶ Fine, Krispy Kremes, you get HALF of my fame, only this 𝘖𝘕𝘊𝘌.ᐟ.ᐟ

✶ Hmph, no one acknowledges me making the 'urethra' statement... ✶ Fear not, Berdly.ᐟ You're BETTER.ᐟ.ᐟ