I'm coming to Cornwall this Friday with my tour! If you fancy some stand up, you can grab a ticket here (NHS and Student discount available!) thepoly.org/whats-on/eve...

What an absolutely fantastic mental health chat that was on @bbc5live.bsky.social - superb work by all

I'm gathering some absolutely wonderful self-portraits of my beautiful audiences from my tour show. Thanks so much for coming guys! 🙌🏻

Buzzing to go back to my beloved Bristol tomorrow for my tour! Just to clarify - Basement 45 is the venue if you are planning to come (not room above - sorry admin error on my part, love you) www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

My tour starts today! Buzzing to do my first show in London. Sold out but waiting list is available + other dates here: www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

Me and my best bud @josephemslie.bsky.social have a couple of episodes out this week of our silly little podcast. Normal one out tomorrow and a little festive one this weekend for your journey home for Christmas. Really enjoying it - everything is available here: linktr.ee/parsonsandem...

EPISODE 3 IS OUT TODAY #comedy #podcast open.spotify.com/episode/1OUz...

South London folk, if you fancy something to do on Thursday, I'm doing a work in progress stand up show ahead of my tour. Always fun shows, always unpredictable and ALWAYS silly - www.ticketsource.co.uk/the-bridge-h...

Hey FPL, can I get a couple of freebie transfers to replace the players I have who refused to take part in supporting the LGBT community this weekend? Thaaanks X

First episode is up! linktr.ee/parsonsandem... #podcast

I’m so excited 😍😍😍😍

TOMORROW 🙌🙌🙌🙌

Today I'll be regularly saying 'but it's going to be 15º on Sunday, isn't it mad?' and they will agree and then we'll all just crack on with our lives.

Am I being a grumpy little prick for not enjoying the constant changing of liveries in F1 at the moment?

There’s a point in adulthood where you realise the answer to most of your google searches is to put white vinegar on it and then it’ll be fine

Littler vs Anderson was one of the best darts matches I’ve seen in AGES - both players were on it. #darts

I don’t know why but I find shadow boxing in a gym very funny

I personally would love to see how quick VAR decisions are if all the refereeing staff were on cocaine.

Well hello BlueSky! Lovely to meet you all! #comedy #standup #lgbtq